jndrk.bsky.social
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Living vicariously through Brighton and Palace, due to my own team being utterly dreadful.
September 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Living vicariously through Brighton and Palace, due to my own team being utterly dreadful.
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art deco is short for arthur decoration. not many people know this
September 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
art deco is short for arthur decoration. not many people know this
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
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Yes, killing people is generally bad. But I have no room in my heart to feel sadness for a man who made a very conscious choice to spend his entire adult life profiting from sowing division, fear and hatred, gleefully putting a target on the back of vulnerable minorities every time he spoke. Sorry!
September 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Yes, killing people is generally bad. But I have no room in my heart to feel sadness for a man who made a very conscious choice to spend his entire adult life profiting from sowing division, fear and hatred, gleefully putting a target on the back of vulnerable minorities every time he spoke. Sorry!
I hope It's Happening.
August 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I hope It's Happening.
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@boontavista.com the reviews are in and I'm hearing things like "Theo comes alive on the stage! Five stars!" and "It took me a while to work out they weren't all inexplicably saying 'seagull' in a Wally the Walrus style, but 'sea eagle' ".
June 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
@boontavista.com the reviews are in and I'm hearing things like "Theo comes alive on the stage! Five stars!" and "It took me a while to work out they weren't all inexplicably saying 'seagull' in a Wally the Walrus style, but 'sea eagle' ".
Pray tell, why is Dorgu still on?
May 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Pray tell, why is Dorgu still on?
Justice for Bernardo Silva diving.
May 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Justice for Bernardo Silva diving.
Never have twenty men* had as much as fun as in the Miami F1 Lego race. Even including Lance Stroll, upon whom being alive seems to weigh heavily.
*boys, even Lewis and Fernando
*boys, even Lewis and Fernando
May 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Never have twenty men* had as much as fun as in the Miami F1 Lego race. Even including Lance Stroll, upon whom being alive seems to weigh heavily.
*boys, even Lewis and Fernando
*boys, even Lewis and Fernando
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Executive Function Simulator 2025
April 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Executive Function Simulator 2025
I volunteer
Cadbury unveils 'world's largest' Creme Egg
Cadbury unveils 'world's largest' Creme Egg
Cadbury Chocolatiers spend two days crafting the giant Easter treat - just don't drop it on your foot.
www.bbc.com
April 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I volunteer
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
Estate agents love to describe a property as "immaculate".
February 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Estate agents love to describe a property as "immaculate".
What an undeserved (and offside)* winner. Terrible performance.
*if they manage not concede straight away..
*if they manage not concede straight away..
February 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
What an undeserved (and offside)* winner. Terrible performance.
*if they manage not concede straight away..
*if they manage not concede straight away..
Surprised Sir Jim hasn't arranged and enforced a sock sponsorship deal for Amorim, given the length of his trousers.
January 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Surprised Sir Jim hasn't arranged and enforced a sock sponsorship deal for Amorim, given the length of his trousers.
Oh yeah, I'm sure Adobe Acrobat™ is justified in needing to know my precise location. In the background, I might add. GTF
January 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Oh yeah, I'm sure Adobe Acrobat™ is justified in needing to know my precise location. In the background, I might add. GTF
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social media has been an interesting and highly damaging experiment. good try. let’s pack it up and do something else
January 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
social media has been an interesting and highly damaging experiment. good try. let’s pack it up and do something else