how it feels listening to 2008 recession era coldplay

worst outcome of the internet at large is people who can absolutely break down metaphors and subtext with decent understanding but only for shit they are interested in. and then they are unable to apply this framework to the real world

the second pic looks like an ad but i promise its just my #lunch . isn’t life so beautiful 😇

got called very little brother coded because i have strong opinions on uncrustables. a righteous calling imho

life is so beautiful this is the view from
out of front door and also i got a free couch yesterday and only spent 30 minutes moving it around like an animal crossing character until i got tired and said well that works with the fung shui of the room and calling it a day 😇

OUT: Wife guys who run muppet fan accounts

IN: carbon neutral professional assassins

i don't know why we would realistically want to colonize the moon but you have to admit it would slay to go down in history as the first astronaut to succumb to Moon Madness

if you got chick-fil-a doordashed from 3003 Highway 121 in Euless, Texas your doordash driver didn’t wash his hands after pissing in the urinal

can a man get a “hell yeah” for his thanksgiving lamb shawarma or has the woke left made that illegal

10pm at your parents’ house as an adult feels like 3am at your own apartment.

when the vape stops tasting like strawberry and starts tasting like burnt metal and salami

no pony believes me when i say my family is from the “middle of nowhere” until i show them smthg like this pic. no one dox me pls and thankies

🎨 old OFF (game) drawings

i wish we looked more alike #mystepson #solehiertomyfortune

miku:mini

first post this is the big sandwich i made with my mama for dinner tonight and ny brothers comment on said sandwich. is grammar and capitalization a cultural expectation here or do yall know how to chill. i kinda like the skeets or squeaks name for posts it’s sweeties