Jessica Cordova
jmcordova.bsky.social
Jessica Cordova
@jmcordova.bsky.social
she/her. snark. mom. knitter. writer. actor.
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Hey @schumer.senate.gov

You suck at this.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
A follow-up, please, Mr. Speaker: the President claims that prices are down. Which one of you is lying?
Q: Food prices are still going up. Grocery prices are still going up. How do you respond?

MIKE JOHNSON: All of the economist have shown that food prices always go up. There's an inflationary level that's built in to grocery prices.
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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But are we getting paid as much as men to ruin things? NO! A woman has to ruin something 3 5 times harder than your average mediocre dude does to get paid only 75% as much! Keep fighting, my sisters.
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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This wouldn’t happen if we still had a 92% top marginal tax rate, because obscene and dangerous payouts like this would be pointless.
Tesla shareholders approve $1 trillion pay package for Musk | CNN Business
Tesla shareholders approved a pay package on Thursday that could make CEO Elon Musk, already the world’s richest person, the world’s first trillionaire.
www.cnn.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Imagine thinking immigrants are a recent novelty in New York City.
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
@schumer.senate.gov

Was that loud and clear enough for you, friend? Do you see the future of our party? Either get on board and shout your joyful opposition to fascism and oligarchy or go sit on a porch and enjoy your remaining years while we fix this mess you let happen with only stern looks.
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Good morning! 🌞

The fact that the literal seat of Wallstreet - the epicenter of capital - the city where Billionaire's dreams are made - Fox News is headquartered - & DJT was born - is now under the jurisdiction of a 34 yro Muslim Democratic Socialist is... laugh out loud funny.

Charming & absurd.
November 5, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Once more, for old times’ sake
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My Mexican-born husband not entirely jokingly asked me if it looked safe for him to go vote. (Yes, he’s a naturalized citizen, STFU.)

This is the purpose of ICE.
November 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I wish headlines would bravely declare:

“Polls Show Most Americans Do Not Understand Basic Macroeconomic Concepts”
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
It’s not the cruel, stupid lawlessness, but here is a consistent problem of the Trump administration: even their one not-inherently-awful idea—eliminating the penny—becomes a mess because they simply don’t care about doing anything with administrative expertise and careful planning.
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Now more than ever, if you see someone stealing food, you didn’t see shit.
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Aaaaand what are changes he has a bio proclaiming his Christianity? 1500%? 1600%?
Matt Walsh: “If there's a noncitizen here who would starve without EBT, I would still say we should not give it to them”
www.mediamatters.org/matt-walsh/m...
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Matt Walsh: “If there's a noncitizen here who would starve without EBT, I would still say we should not give it to them”
www.mediamatters.org/matt-walsh/m...
October 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Why did Trump's doctor order an MRI?
October 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
AOC should publicly take the Montreal Cognitive Assessment just so people know what’s on the “very hard test” that Trump supposedly aced.
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Your boss is probably paying you the absolute minimum amount they think you’d accept
October 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.

Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
At least the Russian palace looks opulent, historical, and beautiful. Naturally, Trump’s version just looks chintzy and boring.
Well, well, well...
October 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
He said the White House is a dump, so what are the odds Trump will stop at the East Wing? Are the super secret plans that they promise they’ll submit for review (probably in two weeks) just a copy of Mar-a-Lago so the senile old fuck feels at home?
October 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I don’t understand why anyone’s debating this — a Nazi tattoo is a non starter, full stop.

This is a race for a U.S. Senate seat. The bar for candidates to clear doesn’t have to be insanely high, but it should at least be off the ground
October 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM