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J. M. Brister 🌻
@jmbrister.bsky.social
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There are two wolves inside me: One is a sensitive INFJ dark romance author. The other is a chaos gremlin who shares dank memes & listens to slam metal.🫠

🔗 https://jmbrister.blogspot.com/
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Me: Okay. One...two...three...six...wait. What was I on? Gosh darn it.

I can't be the only one, right?

☕ ☕ ☕ ☕ ☕

#caffeine #coffee #dankmemes #fun #funny #humor #life
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Why am I even like this? This caffeine is defective. Who else is with me?

☕ ☕ ☕ = 😴 💤 💤

#caffeine #coffee #dankmemes #funny #humor #life #lol
Picture: Scene from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Two pictures top (Obi Wan Kenobi) and bottom (Anakin Skywalker) on lava planet. Text: Obi Wan: "You can't drink coffee then take a nap!" Anakin: "You underestimate my power."
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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This diagram does have a point. Cats and inkjet printers DO have a lot in common.

#cats #cat #fun #funny #humor #lol #meme
Meme: Venn Diagram with a cat looking at it. Left side is "cat." Right side is "inkjet printer." The middle lists: moody, spend a lot of time self-cleaning, unreliable, demand feeding when container is full, ignore requests."
October 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Why is my brain like this? Just let me be happy. 😂

#dankmeme #fun #funny #humor #lol #meme #memes

Meme: Two pictures, top and bottom. The top picture: A person on the beach, drawing in the sand, the waves coming in. Text: My brain recording my good memories. The bottom picture: A person carving letters into stone. Text: My brain recording my cringe memories.
October 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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My life is Skyrim. I usually never finish the main quest, but you'd better believe I gathered all those herbs for the farmer. I have my priorities straight.

#dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #like #lol #love #meme #memes
Meme: Car Ad meme with the two cartoon guys negotiating on a car. However, instead of a car, it's a giant brain. Text: *Slaps roof of my brain* "This bad boy can go on so many side questions." (Meme spelling and grammar edited for screen reader clarity.)
September 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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My blue-eyed boy, posing for the camera. He absolutely loves taking pictures.

Photo by my daughter. ❤️

#Caturday #cats #cat #siamesecats #animal #animals #catlover #pets #PetLovers #picoftheday #photo #photography #photooftheday
A seal point Siamese cat is lying on its side, blue eyes looking into the camera. His head is sitting on an elementary math book. A peach-colored bin is in the background.
September 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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🎧 He didn't have to go that hard. But he did. He did it for us.

#dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #like #lol #love #meme #memes #music
September 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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I don't even know what's up there. I'm not checking. But it must be important, and I can never get rid of it.

#dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #like #lol #love #meme #memes
Meme: Text at top: "These cabinets are for things you never use but don't want to throw out." Picture of standard white refrigerator with honey oak cabinets on top of them, out of reach from most other things.
September 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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He was born for the job and practice all his life. Now, it is his time...

#cat #cats #memes #meme #dankmemes #funny #dankmeme #humor #lol #funny #cathumor
Text at top: When you find your calling. A business hiring sign below their logo sign outside: Now hiring biscuit maker $14 HR A gray cat (possibly British shorthair?) with wide eyes with the text "heavy breathing."
September 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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What was that crash? Do I want to know? I should check. But I'm so comfortable. But it sounded expensive. Maybe I don't want to know?

CRASH. BOOM. CRASH.

And I'm up.

#cat #cats #dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #instacool #like #lol #love #meme #memes #pets
Meme: Kermit the Frog picture on its side. Kermit's eyes are wide. Text at top: "When you're trying to fall asleep but hear your cat destroying everything you own." Text in picture: "This MF."
September 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Stop everything. The best music from my youth is on.

#90s #90smusic #bestoftheday #dankmeme #dankememes #follow #funny #humor #instadaily #laugh #like #lol #love #meme #memes #millennial #music #smile #TonyHawk #TonyHawkProSkater
A scene from American Psycho where Christian Bale's character is pointing to his elaborate 80s stereo setup while wearing a clear rain poncho. The text reads: "Me when a song comes on that was also on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater"
September 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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It doesn't even have to be the wrong pillow. It can be the right pillow. My neck doesn't care.

#1900s #bestoftheday #dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #genx #humor #instacool #like #lol #love #meme #memes #millennials #old #smile #vintage
Meme: Text at the top says, "When your date of birth starts with 19 and you sleep on the wrong pillow." Text at the bottom, "My body is broken." Picture is of Theodon from Lord of the Rings looking sad and in pain talking to his daughter, Eowyn (mostly off picture).
September 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Me, sitting next to the hubby on the couch, grinning as I send him a meme and waiting to see when he finally starts laughing.

Or groaning.

Or shaking his head in disbelief.

#follow #fun #funny #life #lol #smile #memes #meme #dankmemes #funnymemes #dankmeme #funnymeme #humor #funnyposts #funny
A woman lying down on a couch or chair (unsure). She appears relaxed, happy, and about to say something. At the top it says, "When you've just shared a meme with your spouse who is five feet away from you." In the picture at the bottom it says, "Read it. It'll change your life."
August 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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The new intern: This picture will be perfect!

The Gen Z editor: Looks good to me. Let's run it.

All the people with crackling knees: This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

#bestoftheday #dankememe #follow #fun #funny #humor #laugh #like #lol #meme #memes #roadtrip #smile #summer #travel
The top reads: "Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer." The picture is of the iconic OJ Simpson white Bronco chase from the 90s where the Bronco is out in front and a group of late model police cars are chasing it down the highway, lights on. The article is titled, "Millions expected to travel this Memorial Day, breaking 20-year-old record."
August 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Most relatable post I've seen in a while. Just get the gas now. Tomorrow you will thank you.

#bestoftheday #follow #followme #fun #funny #instadaily #life #lol #smile #memes #meme #memesdaily #memelife #dankmemes #funnymemes #dankmeme #funnymeme #humor #funnyposts #funny
Picture of Anakin Skywalker looking distressed. Top of the meme says: "Me yesterday: 'I'll stop and get gas in the morning.' Me this morning:" And then the bottom of the pictures says, "What have I done."
August 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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I didn't slide the label over on our dishwasher far enough. My husband walked by it and asked, "Is this Schrödinger's dishwasher?" And I was like, "Yes, the dishwasher is both clean and dirty until you open it. Enjoy."

#funny #followme #life #lol #meme #memes #science
A stainless steel dishwasher with one of those sliding magnetic labels that says "clean" or "dirty" depending on how you slide it, only it's put in the middle where it sort of says both at the same time.
July 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Just get in the coffin. Straight there. Do not pass go. No two hundred bucks. Our expiration date is past due. 😭

#90s #dankmemes #follow #fun #funny #like #meme #memes #millennials #music
Meme. A white-haired woman on the ground, holding her chest as if she is having a heart attack. The text: When you overheard some teens referring to 90s music as "classics" and "oldies"
June 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Here is all of them. Of course, I only have sleepy pictures of them all. 🤣 They are all real siblings, though Teddy has a different mom.
Three Seal point Siamese cats piles on a red chair, looking sleepy. They are on a soft, blue blanket with another white blanket thrown over the back of the chair.
May 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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I sat down for a moment to reply to a few messages on my phone, and now I can’t get up! I don’t even remember them sitting down. 😭

#cats #caturday #life
Two Seal Point Siamese cats on a lap. One is asleep the other is looking slightly away from the camera.
May 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Don't call me. Don't leave a voicemail. I can barely handle text messages. In fact, let's just communicate through the occasional meme. The danker, the better.

#dankmemes #fact #follow #followme #friends #fun #funny #life #lol #meme #memes
Meme. Kermit the Frog sitting at a desk, feet up and crossed, staring at a smartphone. At the top: "Me waiting for my phone to stop ringing because I don't use it for that."
May 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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So, what's happening with me?

-Turned 40.
-Finished the rough draft of Gray Tower, Book 6 (Finally).
-About 65% done with my 2nd draft of Gray Tower, Book 6.
-Disabilities are still disabling (gasp!).
-I'm tired.

#author #authorlife #writing #writingcommunity
OP smiling and holding a book, one of her own: Dark Prison (Gray Tower Book One). It has part of a shirtless man on the cover and the text of the book's name below. There are stuffed animals above her head.
April 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Happy #Caturday to all! I attempted a #selfie with Max. I look happy, but Max was not having it. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's the look of, "I know where you sleep at night." 🤣

#cat #cats #siamesecats
OP taking a selfie with a Seal point Siamese cat peaking from behind her shoulder. The cat looks annoyed. In the background, there are bookshelves and a tan wall.
April 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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I think we're missing a raw potato, and then it would be perfect. You can't have a proper Skyrim dinner without bread, cheese, and raw potatoes. What do you think? 🙃

#Skyrim #humor #meme #memes
A chunk of bread and a chunk of cheese (Colby) on a white plate. There is a laptop above it, but you can only see the keyboard because it is cut off. The text above says, "Made your favorite babe. Skyrim dinner."
April 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Nap time! They are so sleepy. Max could barely open his eyes when I went to take the picture.

#cat #cats #siamesecats #catlife #caturday
Three Seal Point Siamese cats are lying together on a red chair. They look sleepy and are piled on top of one another. They are snuggled on top of a soft blue blanket, and there is also a white blanket through over the top of the chair. They are cute and look very similar to one another (they are siblings).
March 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Max is the gift that keeps on giving. He is adorable, though. 😂

#cat #cats #siamesecats #catlife #caturday
A Seal Point Siamese cat is sitting in a purple, polka-dotted gift bag, looking adorable. Most of his body is shown, and he is looking at the camera. The gift bag is sitting on a wooden table, and is mostly open. In the background, there is a white door and the back of a chair visable.
February 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM