J. M. Brister 🌻
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J. M. Brister 🌻
@jmbrister.bsky.social
There are two wolves inside me: One is a sensitive INFJ dark romance author. The other is a chaos gremlin who shares dank memes & listens to slam metal.🫠

🔗 https://jmbrister.blogspot.com/
Me: Okay. One...two...three...six...wait. What was I on? Gosh darn it.

I can't be the only one, right?

☕ ☕ ☕ ☕ ☕

#caffeine #coffee #dankmemes #fun #funny #humor #life
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Why am I even like this? This caffeine is defective. Who else is with me?

☕ ☕ ☕ = 😴 💤 💤

#caffeine #coffee #dankmemes #funny #humor #life #lol
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This diagram does have a point. Cats and inkjet printers DO have a lot in common.

#cats #cat #fun #funny #humor #lol #meme
October 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Why is my brain like this? Just let me be happy. 😂

#dankmeme #fun #funny #humor #lol #meme #memes

October 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My life is Skyrim. I usually never finish the main quest, but you'd better believe I gathered all those herbs for the farmer. I have my priorities straight.

#dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #like #lol #love #meme #memes
September 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My blue-eyed boy, posing for the camera. He absolutely loves taking pictures.

Photo by my daughter. ❤️

#Caturday #cats #cat #siamesecats #animal #animals #catlover #pets #PetLovers #picoftheday #photo #photography #photooftheday
September 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
🎧 He didn't have to go that hard. But he did. He did it for us.

#dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #like #lol #love #meme #memes #music
September 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I don't even know what's up there. I'm not checking. But it must be important, and I can never get rid of it.

#dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #like #lol #love #meme #memes
September 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
He was born for the job and practice all his life. Now, it is his time...

#cat #cats #memes #meme #dankmemes #funny #dankmeme #humor #lol #funny #cathumor
September 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
What was that crash? Do I want to know? I should check. But I'm so comfortable. But it sounded expensive. Maybe I don't want to know?

CRASH. BOOM. CRASH.

And I'm up.

#cat #cats #dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #instacool #like #lol #love #meme #memes #pets
September 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
September 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It doesn't even have to be the wrong pillow. It can be the right pillow. My neck doesn't care.

#1900s #bestoftheday #dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #genx #humor #instacool #like #lol #love #meme #memes #millennials #old #smile #vintage
September 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Me, sitting next to the hubby on the couch, grinning as I send him a meme and waiting to see when he finally starts laughing.

Or groaning.

Or shaking his head in disbelief.

#follow #fun #funny #life #lol #smile #memes #meme #dankmemes #funnymemes #dankmeme #funnymeme #humor #funnyposts #funny
August 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The new intern: This picture will be perfect!

The Gen Z editor: Looks good to me. Let's run it.

All the people with crackling knees: This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

#bestoftheday #dankememe #follow #fun #funny #humor #laugh #like #lol #meme #memes #roadtrip #smile #summer #travel
August 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Most relatable post I've seen in a while. Just get the gas now. Tomorrow you will thank you.

#bestoftheday #follow #followme #fun #funny #instadaily #life #lol #smile #memes #meme #memesdaily #memelife #dankmemes #funnymemes #dankmeme #funnymeme #humor #funnyposts #funny
August 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I didn't slide the label over on our dishwasher far enough. My husband walked by it and asked, "Is this Schrödinger's dishwasher?" And I was like, "Yes, the dishwasher is both clean and dirty until you open it. Enjoy."

#funny #followme #life #lol #meme #memes #science
July 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Just get in the coffin. Straight there. Do not pass go. No two hundred bucks. Our expiration date is past due. 😭

#90s #dankmemes #follow #fun #funny #like #meme #memes #millennials #music
June 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Here is all of them. Of course, I only have sleepy pictures of them all. 🤣 They are all real siblings, though Teddy has a different mom.
May 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I sat down for a moment to reply to a few messages on my phone, and now I can’t get up! I don’t even remember them sitting down. 😭

#cats #caturday #life
May 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Don't call me. Don't leave a voicemail. I can barely handle text messages. In fact, let's just communicate through the occasional meme. The danker, the better.

#dankmemes #fact #follow #followme #friends #fun #funny #life #lol #meme #memes
May 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
So, what's happening with me?

-Turned 40.
-Finished the rough draft of Gray Tower, Book 6 (Finally).
-About 65% done with my 2nd draft of Gray Tower, Book 6.
-Disabilities are still disabling (gasp!).
-I'm tired.

#author #authorlife #writing #writingcommunity
April 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Happy #Caturday to all! I attempted a #selfie with Max. I look happy, but Max was not having it. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's the look of, "I know where you sleep at night." 🤣

#cat #cats #siamesecats
April 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I think we're missing a raw potato, and then it would be perfect. You can't have a proper Skyrim dinner without bread, cheese, and raw potatoes. What do you think? 🙃

#Skyrim #humor #meme #memes
April 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Nap time! They are so sleepy. Max could barely open his eyes when I went to take the picture.

#cat #cats #siamesecats #catlife #caturday
March 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Max is the gift that keeps on giving. He is adorable, though. 😂

#cat #cats #siamesecats #catlife #caturday
February 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM