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J. M. Brister 🌻
@jmbrister.bsky.social
There are two wolves inside me: One is a sensitive INFJ dark romance author. The other is a chaos gremlin who shares dank memes & listens to slam metal.🫠

🔗 https://jmbrister.blogspot.com/
Remastering Sepultura’s Roots is a crime. 🙄
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
🎧Top artists Apple Music round up for October:

1.) Gojira
2.) Gaerea
3.) Meshuggah
4.) Harakiri for the Sky
5.) The Ocean
6.) Devourment
7.) Lorna Shore
8.) Party Cannon
9.) Imperial Triumphant
10.) Machine Head
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hey friends!

My November newsletter is out! You should check it out for the sole fact that I haven't had the energy to make one in like six months. 🤣

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#author #authorlife #life #me #newsletters #romance #romanceauthor #update
November Newsletter
  Hey, everyone! It's been a while since I've done any updates, and I'm very sorry about that.  I had nothing but RA (rheumatoid arthritis) ...
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November 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Me: Okay. One...two...three...six...wait. What was I on? Gosh darn it.

I can't be the only one, right?

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#caffeine #coffee #dankmemes #fun #funny #humor #life
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This time on Dad Jokes™️...

I really love the word “plethora.”

It means a lot to me.

Sorry. 😂

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#bestoftheday #dadjokes #fun #funny #follow #followme #humor #laugh #jokes #lol #me #smile
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Why am I even like this? This caffeine is defective. Who else is with me?

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#caffeine #coffee #dankmemes #funny #humor #life #lol
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Why did I wake up early this morning and go, “You know what I need to go back to sleep…Sanguisugabogg.”

And I put them on and went back to sleep. 🎧

What is wrong with me?
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
This diagram does have a point. Cats and inkjet printers DO have a lot in common.

#cats #cat #fun #funny #humor #lol #meme
October 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
🎧Top artists Apple Music round up for September:

Top artists:

1.) Gojira
2.) Gaerea
3.) Lorna Shore
4.) Harakiri for the Sky
5.) Panzerfaust (Canadian)
6.) Killswitch Engage
7.) The Ocean
8.) Born of Osiris
9.) Meshuggah
10.) After The Burial
October 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Why is my brain like this? Just let me be happy. 😂

#dankmeme #fun #funny #humor #lol #meme #memes

October 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Have you heard of the new sport called quiet tennis? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.

#dadjokes #humor #follow #funny #laugh #joke #lol
September 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
My life is Skyrim. I usually never finish the main quest, but you'd better believe I gathered all those herbs for the farmer. I have my priorities straight.

#dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #like #lol #love #meme #memes
September 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My blue-eyed boy, posing for the camera. He absolutely loves taking pictures.

Photo by my daughter. ❤️

#Caturday #cats #cat #siamesecats #animal #animals #catlover #pets #PetLovers #picoftheday #photo #photography #photooftheday
September 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
🎧 He didn't have to go that hard. But he did. He did it for us.

#dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #like #lol #love #meme #memes #music
September 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I tried organizing a hide-and-seek tournament.

Unfortunately, all the good players were hard to find.

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#dadjokes #humor #joke #laugh #lol #funny
September 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I don't even know what's up there. I'm not checking. But it must be important, and I can never get rid of it.

#dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #like #lol #love #meme #memes
September 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Oh, yay. A $1,400 doctor's appointment. 😭
September 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
He was born for the job and practice all his life. Now, it is his time...

#cat #cats #memes #meme #dankmemes #funny #dankmeme #humor #lol #funny #cathumor
September 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Dad jokes: author edition.

I'm writing a book about glue, but I'm stuck on the first chapter.

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#bestoftheday #dadjokes #follow #funny #laugh #joke #lol
September 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My daughter is at the age where everything I say and do is embarrassing, which is ridiculous because I am fucking hilarious.
September 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
What was that crash? Do I want to know? I should check. But I'm so comfortable. But it sounded expensive. Maybe I don't want to know?

CRASH. BOOM. CRASH.

And I'm up.

#cat #cats #dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #humor #instacool #like #lol #love #meme #memes #pets
September 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
September 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
🎧 Lorna Shore gave me a gift with “Prison of Flesh.” They accurately portrayed how I often feel living with physical and mental illnesses that have taken over my body & life. I cried after I saw this. FINALLY, someone gets it. It’s NSFW & contains horror/gore triggers.

#ChronicIllness #Disability
Lorna Shore - Prison Of Flesh (Official Video)
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September 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

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September 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It doesn't even have to be the wrong pillow. It can be the right pillow. My neck doesn't care.

#1900s #bestoftheday #dankmeme #dankmemes #follow #followme #fun #funny #genx #humor #instacool #like #lol #love #meme #memes #millennials #old #smile #vintage
September 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM