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J. M. Brister 🌻
@jmbrister.bsky.social
❤️ Romance Author
📚 Bookworm
🐈 Cat Guardian
🌻 Disabled
✏️ (Former) English Teacher
🎮 Gamer
💫 INFJ
🤣 Meme Connoisseur
🤘Metalhead
🥑 Millennial
🧠 Neurodivergent
📺 YouTuber (ASMR)

🔗 https://jmbrister.blogspot.com/
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🎧Top songs for January🎧

1. Submerged - Gaerea
2. Phoenix - Gaerea
3. Besides Cliffs and Chasms - Kardashev
4. Cellar of Ghosts - Kardashev
5. Conscium - Kardashev
6. Hellbound - Gaerea
7. Scars to Your Beautiful - OCEANS
8. Cognitive Sedation Butchery - Devourment
9. Lux - Kardeshev

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🎧Top songs for January🎧

1. Submerged - Gaerea
2. Phoenix - Gaerea
3. Besides Cliffs and Chasms - Kardashev
4. Cellar of Ghosts - Kardashev
5. Conscium - Kardashev
6. Hellbound - Gaerea
7. Scars to Your Beautiful - OCEANS
8. Cognitive Sedation Butchery - Devourment
9. Lux - Kardeshev

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February 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
🎧My top artists for January🎧

1 Kardashev
2 Gaerea
3 Machine Head
4 Killswitch Engage
5 The Ocean
6 Gojira
7 Meshuggah
8 Harakiri for the Sky
9 Devourment
10 Lorna Shore
11 Sepultura
12 Panzerfaust
13 Deafheaven
14 Cannibal Corpse
15 Party Cannon
16 vildhjarta
17 Katatonia
18 After the Burial
February 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Dad Jokes February Edition™️

"Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?"

"Yes, it's February 14th."

Yes. I'm here all month, everyone. 🤣

❤️ 💕 ❤️ 💕❤️ 💕❤️ 💕❤️ 💕❤️ 💕

#dadjokes #funny #humor #laugh #lol
February 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
💙📚 Gray Tower: A spicy and thrilling stand-alone romantic suspense series. HEA guaranteed, covering all the tropes you love in an open-door romance. 🌶️📚

Available on Kindle Unlimited, so you might as well give it a try. ⬇️

🔗 tinyurl.com/y5n3f7v8

#Author #Books #Romance #Writing
February 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
📚🌶️A fake girlfriend trope with a romantic suspense twist. Pretending to be in a relationship is one thing but try doing it when you have enemy soldiers at your back. 📚💙

☑️ Hot spice level
☑️ One relationship per book
☑️ HEA guaranteed
☑️ No cliffhangers

🔗 https://amzn.to/2GCJOQC
January 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Hey friends!

My January newsletter is out now! I actually have some good news for you! 😊

Check it out now:

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#amreading #author #authorlife #books #reading #romance #romancebooks #writing
January 2026 Newsletter
  A very Happy New Year to everyone! I hope everyone had a wonderful 2025. Mine was...interesting, but I'm looking forward to 2026. I have a...
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January 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
🎧Top bands for 2025🎧
(23,582 minutes)

1 Gojira
2 Meshuggah
3 The Ocean
4 Killswitch Engage
5 Gaerea
6 Lorna Shore
7 Machine Head
8 Devourment
9 Harakiri for the Sky
10 Opeth
11 Kardeshev
12 Panzerfaust
13 Party Cannon
14 Leprous
15 Sleep music
16 Katatonia
17 vildhjarta
18. 😴💤
19 Sepultura
20 🛌💤
January 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I didn't realize this was an option, but hey, it's good to have choices. I guess? 🤣

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#darkhumor #dankmemes #funny #humor #lol #meme #memes
January 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
🎧My top songs for December🎧

1. Scars to Your Beautiful - OCEANS
2. Sun//Eater - Lorna Shore
3. Submerged - Gaerea
4. Burden of Light - Deathstroke
5. Cellar of Ghosts - Kardashev
6. Babyk!ller - Devourment
7. Conscium (Instrumental) - Kardashev

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January 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
💙📚 She asked the wrong questions. Now, she’s trapped in a world she was never meant to see. And the only person who can save her? The man who should have stayed away. 🌶️📚

Dark Prison by J. M. Brister ⬇️

🔗 https://amzn.to/2Uf7QX3

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#Author #Books #Romance #Romancelandia #Writing
January 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Dad Jokes January Edition™️

What’s a snowman’s favorite condiment?

Chilly sauce.

Yes. I'm here all month, everyone. 🤣

☃️ ❄️ ☃️ ❄️ ☃️ ❄️ ☃️ ❄️

#dadjokes #funny #humor #laugh #lol
January 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
We all know deep down that the spring mix we promise to eat is going to end up in the vegetable hospice. Just leave it be at the store. Save it from a rotten death.

🥬 🥕 🫑 🥦🫛 🫜

#dankmemes #food #funny #healthy #humor #lol #meme #memes #yummy
January 2, 2026 at 5:12 PM
🎧 My top artists of December:

1. Kardeshev
2. Lorna Shore
3. Killswitch Engage
4. Gojira
5. Meshuggah
6. Devourment
7. Gaerea
8. The Ocean
9. Harakiri for the Sky
10. Party Cannon
11. Panzerfaust
12. OCEANS
13. Deafheaven
14. vildhjarta
15. Born of Osiris
16 Katla
17 Opeth
18 Cannibal Corpse
January 2, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Okay…hear me out: Stranger Things but it’s present day, and every time Vecna tries to invade someone’s mind they’re like, “Oh, finally! No one wants to talk to me about my life. Someone to trauma dump on.” And they proceed to sit and talk Vecna to death. The end.
December 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Trying to get a selfie moment with Teddy, and he is NOT having it. 🤣
December 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Doctors really act like the bloodwork they order for patients comes directly out of their pocket. 🙃
December 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
One day out at Thanksgiving cost me two days of recovering and a week of illness. Don't take for granted the time someone who is immunocompromised spends with you.
December 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
🎧 My belated November Apple Music Top Artists:

1. The Ocean
2. vildhjarta
3. Kardashev
4. Meshuggah
5. Devourment
6. Lorna Shore
7. Party Cannon
8. Machine Head
9. Panzerfaust 🇨🇦
10. Opeth
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I may be able to write well, but my verbal skills just aren't there. They knew what I meant, right? 🤣

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#dankmemes #fun #funny #humor #life #lol #meme #memes
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I just need everyone to know that I was in the top 500 listeners in Apple Music for Devourment and The Ocean Collective for 2025. This is a great honor, and I will treat it with great reverence. 😁
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I wanted to share that I started up an ASMR channel, strictly for fun. It's just relaxing for me, & apparently this is a type of ASMR that other people like but can't find.

It's 1st person POV, lo-fi, no tapping, no whispering, cozy setting, focusing on choice & object handling. See if you like it.
ASMR Done Old School
This is an old school ASMR YouTube Channel and is intentionally done to give a lo-fi experience that will stimulate certain types of ASMR for people who want: -Soft spoken first-person POV -Gentle obj...
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November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
🎧Top artists Apple Music round up for October:

1.) Gojira
2.) Gaerea
3.) Meshuggah
4.) Harakiri for the Sky
5.) The Ocean
6.) Devourment
7.) Lorna Shore
8.) Party Cannon
9.) Imperial Triumphant
10.) Machine Head
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hey friends!

My November newsletter is out! You should check it out for the sole fact that I haven't had the energy to make one in like six months. 🤣

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#author #authorlife #life #me #newsletters #romance #romanceauthor #update
November Newsletter
  Hey, everyone! It's been a while since I've done any updates, and I'm very sorry about that.  I had nothing but RA (rheumatoid arthritis) ...
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November 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Me: Okay. One...two...three...six...wait. What was I on? Gosh darn it.

I can't be the only one, right?

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#caffeine #coffee #dankmemes #fun #funny #humor #life
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This time on Dad Jokes™️...

I really love the word “plethora.”

It means a lot to me.

Sorry. 😂

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#bestoftheday #dadjokes #fun #funny #follow #followme #humor #laugh #jokes #lol #me #smile
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM