jlortiz
@jlortiz.bsky.social
slightly insane individual
pfp drawn by @itscynthiatime.bsky.social
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eating out if a dog bowl with no hands is difficult, but if you can do it successfully it is such an amazing feeling, even if you don’t have someone to praise you for succeeding
May 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
eating out if a dog bowl with no hands is difficult, but if you can do it successfully it is such an amazing feeling, even if you don’t have someone to praise you for succeeding
idea: nda that allows just enough disclosure that people want to get hired so they find out
or just gets them hyped for release
or just gets them hyped for release
February 13, 2025 at 7:01 AM
idea: nda that allows just enough disclosure that people want to get hired so they find out
or just gets them hyped for release
or just gets them hyped for release
my blahaj jumpscared me what the fuck
…and yet i’m cuddling them anyway
i’m rewarding negative behavior but i guess it takes a cat-pup to know a cat-shark
…and yet i’m cuddling them anyway
i’m rewarding negative behavior but i guess it takes a cat-pup to know a cat-shark
February 12, 2025 at 7:51 AM
my blahaj jumpscared me what the fuck
…and yet i’m cuddling them anyway
i’m rewarding negative behavior but i guess it takes a cat-pup to know a cat-shark
…and yet i’m cuddling them anyway
i’m rewarding negative behavior but i guess it takes a cat-pup to know a cat-shark
you know you’re not going home on time when your metrics dashboard turns into a pollock painting
February 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
you know you’re not going home on time when your metrics dashboard turns into a pollock painting
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January 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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I want to share my experience today with Google support, trying to get Gemini (their AI/plagiarism machine) turned off in my Google workspace account. That account is where I personally do all my work communication—I am an editor, and most of my work contracts explicitly ban any use of Generative AI
January 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I want to share my experience today with Google support, trying to get Gemini (their AI/plagiarism machine) turned off in my Google workspace account. That account is where I personally do all my work communication—I am an editor, and most of my work contracts explicitly ban any use of Generative AI
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
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the word “treat” is ruined for me
i can’t think of it in a non-pet related context
meow meow…
i can’t think of it in a non-pet related context
meow meow…
December 28, 2024 at 1:17 AM
the word “treat” is ruined for me
i can’t think of it in a non-pet related context
meow meow…
i can’t think of it in a non-pet related context
meow meow…
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final team fortress comic means i can use my massive brain to cook up team fortress 3 mercs, heres soldier's daughter who neck snaps a guy at like age 5 #teamfortress2 #tf2
December 21, 2024 at 4:51 PM
final team fortress comic means i can use my massive brain to cook up team fortress 3 mercs, heres soldier's daughter who neck snaps a guy at like age 5 #teamfortress2 #tf2
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I would rather delete my entire channel.
December 21, 2024 at 3:49 AM
I would rather delete my entire channel.
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*furrifies your christmas tree*
December 21, 2024 at 11:41 AM
*furrifies your christmas tree*
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Commission for @yfeather.bsky.social ~
December 21, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Commission for @yfeather.bsky.social ~
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Happy 20th anniversary to Cave Story.
One of my favorite games forever!
One of my favorite games forever!
December 21, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Happy 20th anniversary to Cave Story.
One of my favorite games forever!
One of my favorite games forever!
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Happy Gummigoo 🐊🍬💚💛
December 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Happy Gummigoo 🐊🍬💚💛
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Lots of clarity today
December 19, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Lots of clarity today
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The KH series has been missing one mechanic, so I took it upon myself to add fall damage to the game
#kh3 #kh3modding
#kh3 #kh3modding
December 17, 2024 at 10:05 PM
The KH series has been missing one mechanic, so I took it upon myself to add fall damage to the game
#kh3 #kh3modding
#kh3 #kh3modding
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Rayman 1's OST has not been topped to this day
December 18, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Rayman 1's OST has not been topped to this day
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last krismas i gave you my heart
December 17, 2024 at 10:42 PM
last krismas i gave you my heart
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The rain will stop. 🌈
December 3, 2024 at 4:52 PM
The rain will stop. 🌈
since i haven't talked about this before on this platform, how about some shameless self-promotion?
youtube.com/shorts/tjHw3...
you are still not getting the mod for this
youtube.com/shorts/tjHw3...
you are still not getting the mod for this
Hey there! (1.18.2 version)
YouTube video by jlortiz
youtube.com
December 2, 2024 at 2:17 AM
since i haven't talked about this before on this platform, how about some shameless self-promotion?
youtube.com/shorts/tjHw3...
you are still not getting the mod for this
youtube.com/shorts/tjHw3...
you are still not getting the mod for this
my family bought me a human sized dog bed despite not knowing about my whole puppy-cat-girl-thing
and it’s actually pretty comfy
though it is better if i stack it on top of an existing human bed
and it’s actually pretty comfy
though it is better if i stack it on top of an existing human bed
November 26, 2024 at 7:49 PM
my family bought me a human sized dog bed despite not knowing about my whole puppy-cat-girl-thing
and it’s actually pretty comfy
though it is better if i stack it on top of an existing human bed
and it’s actually pretty comfy
though it is better if i stack it on top of an existing human bed
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cinnamoroll coffee ♡
November 15, 2024 at 5:47 PM
cinnamoroll coffee ♡