Jordan Mott
@jlmvii.bsky.social
Just one small Southern California family’s bald-headed husband and daddy (the dog likes me best).
I mostly play well with others, but it’s getting harder than it used to be.
I mostly play well with others, but it’s getting harder than it used to be.
And young Emil here is but a child of 44.
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
And young Emil here is but a child of 44.
“At this moment in time…” is a tell for someone who’s not holding as many smart cards as they’d like you to think.
October 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“At this moment in time…” is a tell for someone who’s not holding as many smart cards as they’d like you to think.
Exactly. If you’re still going to the farmers market on Sundays, come to the Uncle Berch booth and get some smoked Kalamatas on me.
October 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Exactly. If you’re still going to the farmers market on Sundays, come to the Uncle Berch booth and get some smoked Kalamatas on me.
Nick Lowe figured out he was, in all likelihood, going to age and began writing and tailoring his material with that in mind. And he’s done really good work.
October 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Nick Lowe figured out he was, in all likelihood, going to age and began writing and tailoring his material with that in mind. And he’s done really good work.
Because the other guy’s a footnote?
October 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Because the other guy’s a footnote?
One of the TV’s at my gym is set permanently to Fox. The chyrons alone are lobotomizing.
September 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
One of the TV’s at my gym is set permanently to Fox. The chyrons alone are lobotomizing.
I love my dog. Still, this business of driving with an animal in one's lap--I'm not saying it's as egregious as flying while barefoot, but I'm not not saying it, neither.
September 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I love my dog. Still, this business of driving with an animal in one's lap--I'm not saying it's as egregious as flying while barefoot, but I'm not not saying it, neither.
It’s like they don’t want to learn.
August 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
It’s like they don’t want to learn.
Statute of limitations.
August 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Statute of limitations.
The kids are not alright. And they haven’t been for a while.
July 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The kids are not alright. And they haven’t been for a while.
It’s a wonder they breathe without machines.
July 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It’s a wonder they breathe without machines.
Well, he thanked God, in particular. So maybe it’ll be ok.🤦♂️
June 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Well, he thanked God, in particular. So maybe it’ll be ok.🤦♂️
It’s a shame what Bezos has done here. I’m bald and don’t have a fraction of his wealth. I would never humiliate anyone, let alone a once great paper, like this.
June 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It’s a shame what Bezos has done here. I’m bald and don’t have a fraction of his wealth. I would never humiliate anyone, let alone a once great paper, like this.
This happens all the time. Remember when Reagan used to reference “Born in the USA” like it was a paean to Mom and grit and the PTA?
June 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This happens all the time. Remember when Reagan used to reference “Born in the USA” like it was a paean to Mom and grit and the PTA?
Thousands in Woodland Hills!
June 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Thousands in Woodland Hills!
And MAGA Barbie was lying her ass off about our city while promising to “liberate” us from “socialism” and our own elected leadership. 🤬
June 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
And MAGA Barbie was lying her ass off about our city while promising to “liberate” us from “socialism” and our own elected leadership. 🤬