Jordan Mott
@jlmvii.bsky.social
Just one small Southern California family’s bald-headed husband and daddy (the dog likes me best).
I mostly play well with others, but it’s getting harder than it used to be.
I mostly play well with others, but it’s getting harder than it used to be.
And young Emil here is but a child of 44.
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
And young Emil here is but a child of 44.
My favorite of the day.
June 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My favorite of the day.
Turns out the B side was the hit.🤷🏻♂️
April 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Turns out the B side was the hit.🤷🏻♂️
Not paid. Would have enjoyed seeing more young people there.
March 31, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Not paid. Would have enjoyed seeing more young people there.
My buddy Dan has a whole series of these.
February 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My buddy Dan has a whole series of these.
These are not serious people.
January 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
These are not serious people.
“Monday’s really gonna happen, isn’t it, Dad?”
“Afraid so, buddy. I’m afraid so.”
“Afraid so, buddy. I’m afraid so.”
January 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“Monday’s really gonna happen, isn’t it, Dad?”
“Afraid so, buddy. I’m afraid so.”
“Afraid so, buddy. I’m afraid so.”
Never once seen in the same place at the same time. Just sayin’.
December 11, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Never once seen in the same place at the same time. Just sayin’.
You never see them in the same place at the same time, now do you?
December 11, 2024 at 6:06 PM
You never see them in the same place at the same time, now do you?
Went arting with the wife a few weeks ago. If you’re in L.A., the Balloon Museum is a fun date.
December 1, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Went arting with the wife a few weeks ago. If you’re in L.A., the Balloon Museum is a fun date.
Those are the goofiest looking things in the world. Except for this:
November 23, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Those are the goofiest looking things in the world. Except for this:
Remember, as bad as we’re bound to feel in times like these, there’s still olive oil.
November 18, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Remember, as bad as we’re bound to feel in times like these, there’s still olive oil.
@baba106.bsky.social Our dogs must be cousins.
November 16, 2024 at 11:12 PM
@baba106.bsky.social Our dogs must be cousins.
From a faculty restroom at a California middle school. Good thing someone corrected it. I would have been so fired.
November 13, 2024 at 7:50 PM
From a faculty restroom at a California middle school. Good thing someone corrected it. I would have been so fired.
