Jordan Mott
@jlmvii.bsky.social
Just one small Southern California family’s bald-headed husband and daddy (the dog likes me best).
I mostly play well with others, but it’s getting harder than it used to be.
I mostly play well with others, but it’s getting harder than it used to be.
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My favorite of the day.
June 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My favorite of the day.
Reposted by Jordan Mott
I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
May 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
Turns out the B side was the hit.🤷🏻♂️
April 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Turns out the B side was the hit.🤷🏻♂️
This is what happens when you elect people to Congress because they win football games.
Tuberville: "Zelenskyy's gonna play hardball, but you know what? He's not even in the game. It's gonna be Putin and President Trump and the people on our side that will end up making this decision for the future of Ukraine."
March 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is what happens when you elect people to Congress because they win football games.
My buddy Dan has a whole series of these.
February 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My buddy Dan has a whole series of these.
Reposted by Jordan Mott
We need experts and expertise. We have complex systems for a complex world. We are now facing the consequences of exceedingly arrogant and cruel people making extremely stupid decisions to appease a malignant narcissist who wants quick, simple results for problems that require expertise and nuance.
January 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
We need experts and expertise. We have complex systems for a complex world. We are now facing the consequences of exceedingly arrogant and cruel people making extremely stupid decisions to appease a malignant narcissist who wants quick, simple results for problems that require expertise and nuance.
These are not serious people.
January 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
These are not serious people.
This is a recruiting call for Backshirts for Trump.
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/20/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/20/u...
Trump Grants Sweeping Clemency to All Jan. 6 Rioters (Gift Article)
The extraordinary pardons and commutations extended to those who committed both violent and nonviolent crimes on Jan. 6, including assaulting police officers and seditious conspiracy.
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This is a recruiting call for Backshirts for Trump.
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/20/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/01/20/u...
“Monday’s really gonna happen, isn’t it, Dad?”
“Afraid so, buddy. I’m afraid so.”
“Afraid so, buddy. I’m afraid so.”
January 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“Monday’s really gonna happen, isn’t it, Dad?”
“Afraid so, buddy. I’m afraid so.”
“Afraid so, buddy. I’m afraid so.”
I totally understand rage at the insurance industry.
I don't understand being so carried away with rage and self-righteousness that you cheer vigilantism in the streets of our country.
You abhor Kyle Rittenhouse, right? Then grow up and knock off this silly Luigi-is-a-folk-hero shit right now.
I don't understand being so carried away with rage and self-righteousness that you cheer vigilantism in the streets of our country.
You abhor Kyle Rittenhouse, right? Then grow up and knock off this silly Luigi-is-a-folk-hero shit right now.
December 11, 2024 at 4:43 AM
I totally understand rage at the insurance industry.
I don't understand being so carried away with rage and self-righteousness that you cheer vigilantism in the streets of our country.
You abhor Kyle Rittenhouse, right? Then grow up and knock off this silly Luigi-is-a-folk-hero shit right now.
I don't understand being so carried away with rage and self-righteousness that you cheer vigilantism in the streets of our country.
You abhor Kyle Rittenhouse, right? Then grow up and knock off this silly Luigi-is-a-folk-hero shit right now.
Went arting with the wife a few weeks ago. If you’re in L.A., the Balloon Museum is a fun date.
December 1, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Went arting with the wife a few weeks ago. If you’re in L.A., the Balloon Museum is a fun date.
He’s just so goddamn awful. I’m sorry for his disability, but that doesn’t mean you get a pass for being the world’s richest asshole.
Elmo sucks.
Elmo sucks.
Elon Musk attacked Bluesky calling it “Bluecry.”
If you’re absolutely tired of his shit, please repost and follow us.
Let us know below if you still need a follow back. 👇
If you’re absolutely tired of his shit, please repost and follow us.
Let us know below if you still need a follow back. 👇
November 28, 2024 at 4:29 AM
He’s just so goddamn awful. I’m sorry for his disability, but that doesn’t mean you get a pass for being the world’s richest asshole.
Elmo sucks.
Elmo sucks.
This was, I guess, inevitable, given Garland’s slow walk and the election. Still, it feels like a little more light went out of our country’s eyes today.
www.nytimes.com/live/2024/11...
www.nytimes.com/live/2024/11...
Trump Cabinet and Staff Picks: Latest Updates (Gift Article)
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2024 at 8:52 PM
This was, I guess, inevitable, given Garland’s slow walk and the election. Still, it feels like a little more light went out of our country’s eyes today.
www.nytimes.com/live/2024/11...
www.nytimes.com/live/2024/11...
John Cleese is a boss.
November 24, 2024 at 2:01 AM
John Cleese is a boss.
Yes. We’re well past the time for fucking around.
Through executive order, President Biden should mandate that the FBI conduct background investigations on Trump’s picks and instruct the FBI to begin the process now. The U.S. Senate should use its power to request the same of the FBI.
November 21, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Yes. We’re well past the time for fucking around.
Remember, as bad as we’re bound to feel in times like these, there’s still olive oil.
November 18, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Remember, as bad as we’re bound to feel in times like these, there’s still olive oil.
@baba106.bsky.social Our dogs must be cousins.
November 16, 2024 at 11:12 PM
@baba106.bsky.social Our dogs must be cousins.
From a faculty restroom at a California middle school. Good thing someone corrected it. I would have been so fired.
November 13, 2024 at 7:50 PM
From a faculty restroom at a California middle school. Good thing someone corrected it. I would have been so fired.
As soon as Nancy Sinatra gets here, I’m off that other thing for keeps.
November 13, 2024 at 2:26 AM
As soon as Nancy Sinatra gets here, I’m off that other thing for keeps.