jlewisxvx
@jlewisxvx.bsky.social
Sober, vegan, cave man. I run a knife sharpening service.
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The British eat like a pregnant 4-year-old would eat
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The British eat like a pregnant 4-year-old would eat
So, I've been sober for 11 years today.
November 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
So, I've been sober for 11 years today.
Lentil soup is just white people Dal.
October 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Lentil soup is just white people Dal.
I don't know about you, but I'm not fond of giving a man who wanted to fuck a manatee a national holiday.
October 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I don't know about you, but I'm not fond of giving a man who wanted to fuck a manatee a national holiday.
I think John Wayne would have loved Roblox
October 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I think John Wayne would have loved Roblox
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autozone is the #1 store when you need a betty boop steering wheel cover and a shifter knob that looks like a metal skull
October 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
autozone is the #1 store when you need a betty boop steering wheel cover and a shifter knob that looks like a metal skull
If you make me President I promise I'll make Descendents "I Wanna Be A Bear" the new national anthem.
September 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If you make me President I promise I'll make Descendents "I Wanna Be A Bear" the new national anthem.
Listen I am opposed to banning books or censorship in any way. I also believe that no one should ever read The Catcher In The Rye and I'm in favor of burning all copies.
September 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Listen I am opposed to banning books or censorship in any way. I also believe that no one should ever read The Catcher In The Rye and I'm in favor of burning all copies.
My 17 year old daughter is reading my copy of a book about the West Virginia Mine Wars. She's going to be just fine.
September 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My 17 year old daughter is reading my copy of a book about the West Virginia Mine Wars. She's going to be just fine.
Buc-ee's is the Cracker Barrel of 7-11's.
September 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Buc-ee's is the Cracker Barrel of 7-11's.
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just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it
September 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it
30 years with this wonderful human. She saved me from myself.
September 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
30 years with this wonderful human. She saved me from myself.
Tom Hanks be pissing
September 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Tom Hanks be pissing
If there ever was a show to see, this would be it.
September 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If there ever was a show to see, this would be it.
One of my favorite cities. A true gem of a town.
June 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
One of my favorite cities. A true gem of a town.
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What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.
June 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.
Ben Shapiro is just an asexual version of Ted Cruz
June 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Ben Shapiro is just an asexual version of Ted Cruz
RIP Pope, you would have loved Skyline Chili
April 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
RIP Pope, you would have loved Skyline Chili
Casey Royer of Social Distortion/Adolescents and D.I. has a son named Casey Royer, Pt. II, the Sequel.
Just let that sit for a bit.
Just let that sit for a bit.
April 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Casey Royer of Social Distortion/Adolescents and D.I. has a son named Casey Royer, Pt. II, the Sequel.
Just let that sit for a bit.
Just let that sit for a bit.
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they just don't make supernaturally enhanced ninjutsu murder cults like they used to
April 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
they just don't make supernaturally enhanced ninjutsu murder cults like they used to
The collective noun for a group of Ohioans is a skyline
April 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The collective noun for a group of Ohioans is a skyline