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J Lemein
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Creative Director/Graphic Designer. Chicago Raised -> Bay Area To Stay
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Retired Army Sgt. Brian Wofford spoke to me this morning at the Oklahoma City #NoKings protest. Didn’t expect him to be carrying his DD214 so I asked some warmup questions like when he got out and whether his injury was service-related.

He paused while describing the car bomb in Iraq to say this:
October 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Anyone who has ever lived or worked in the East Bay knows the below statement is false.

www.sfchronicle.com/food/restaur...
September 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
September 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
One job: correcting apart/a part
What would your pedantry bot be, friends?
I'm trying to think of what sort of pedantry account I'd run if i got into that game
August 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
As a kid, I was walking through O’Hare during the filming of Home Alone 2. At one point, Macaulay Caulkin was walking right alongside me in the terminal for a couple minutes. I was completely oblivious to this. Until we got to the gate, and my entire family freaked out at me for not noticing.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Donald Trump deployed more than 700 active U.S. Marines — men and women trained in foreign combat, not domestic law enforcement.

We honor their service and bravery. But we do not want our streets militarized by our own Armed Forces. Not in L.A. Not in California. Not anywhere.
June 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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To be effective, our opposition to today's abuses must run alongside a clear picture of what we are actually for - and how everyday life could be better with different leadership.
May 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Conan is the absolute best. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr8q...
Excerpt from Conan O'Brien's Mark Twain Prize Acceptance Speech
YouTube video by Conan O'Brien
www.youtube.com
March 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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If I’m gonna write about politics now, I’d better make it count. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
Hey Democrats, wake the f—k up
The Democrats have neither the ability nor the will to fight back against President Donald Trump, SFGATE columnist Drew Magary writes.
www.sfgate.com
March 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Somebody yelled at me for posting about Ganymede instead of /the state of things/ last night.

I know we’re (almost) all on the same page here, but a Bluesky without cute cats, science facts, and dumb jokes would be bad for everyone.
January 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
We’re going to norm ourselves straight into idiocracy.
No better quote from Merrick Garland summarizes why he was the wrong man for the job than this from his farewell speech.

From start to finish, he brought norms to a Trump fight and democracy suffered.
January 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Insert “Entire Bay Area Region” for “Town”. It is incredible how a place with so many people who claim to be innovators can also be full of the worst NIMBYs in human existence.
Town: Our doctors, nurses, teachers etc. can no longer afford to live in our community, we’re proposing to make it easier to build more housing.

Residents: NO!

—1 year later—

Residents: Why’s my favorite restaurant closing? Why do I wait 5 hours at the hospital?

Town: 😐
January 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I just saw an internship posting that suggested candidates should have 3-5 years experience. Very normal, very cool 🚩
job listing red flags:

“ninja”
“unicorn”
"jedi master"
“disrupt”
"entry level, 5+ years experience required"
“earning potential”
“self starter”
"design test"
"hardcore"
“multiple hats”
“possibility of”
“fast-paced”
"crypto"
“work hard, play hard”
“rock star”
“team player”
“we are a family”
“guru”
December 7, 2024 at 8:34 PM