Judah Kelber
@jkelber.bsky.social
Former IT guy who likes to cook and garden. USMC (Reserves) veteran. Almost-native Oregonian (moved here when I was 1 month old, that ought to count for something). Whee?
Counterpoint: fortune.com/2025/10/21/z...
Millionaire tax that inspired Mamdani fuels $5.7 billion haul in Massachusetts | Fortune
In two years levying a 4% surtax on incomes over $1 million, it's funded bridge repairs, bolstered literacy programs and tackled a transportation deficit.
fortune.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Counterpoint: fortune.com/2025/10/21/z...
That is aggressively bad workplace behavior.
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
That is aggressively bad workplace behavior.
Plot twist: that worm that was not a worm is the administrator of DOGE.
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Plot twist: that worm that was not a worm is the administrator of DOGE.
New conspiracy theory: this is why the local authorities are asking people to leave. They want room on the streets for the whale.
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
New conspiracy theory: this is why the local authorities are asking people to leave. They want room on the streets for the whale.
True, but closer than it should have been, and they were behind for most of the game.
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
True, but closer than it should have been, and they were behind for most of the game.
They always play bad against the Browns, it’s a curse.
November 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They always play bad against the Browns, it’s a curse.
Easy mistake to make, but actually this is a screenshot from a dating app.
November 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Easy mistake to make, but actually this is a screenshot from a dating app.
Whatever stuffing/dressing you like, portion it into muffin tins and bake it that way. Easy serving-size stuffins!
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Whatever stuffing/dressing you like, portion it into muffin tins and bake it that way. Easy serving-size stuffins!
My brain keeps going to "Can I put a skewer in the nozzle and roast it over a campfire?" This might be why men have a lower life expectancy than women.
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My brain keeps going to "Can I put a skewer in the nozzle and roast it over a campfire?" This might be why men have a lower life expectancy than women.
I love it when there's a perfect GIF for a reply.
a man wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket is talking about scientists .
Alt: "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I love it when there's a perfect GIF for a reply.
The way my schedule worked out yesterday, I not only got to have an amazing Friday sandwich but I also got to bring one home for my wife to enjoy. This week was hot turkey, cranberry sauce, and coleslaw and it was delightful.
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The way my schedule worked out yesterday, I not only got to have an amazing Friday sandwich but I also got to bring one home for my wife to enjoy. This week was hot turkey, cranberry sauce, and coleslaw and it was delightful.
Why is going *down* stairs so dang hard when your legs are sore?
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Why is going *down* stairs so dang hard when your legs are sore?
Any time I want to hear his side of the story, I just go into the kitchen and turn on the garbage disposal.
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Any time I want to hear his side of the story, I just go into the kitchen and turn on the garbage disposal.
I was STRUGGLING to find the motivation to go to my class tonight, but this helped me talk myself into it. So thank you!
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I was STRUGGLING to find the motivation to go to my class tonight, but this helped me talk myself into it. So thank you!
It's really ok for some things to stay in your head. But I'm begrudgingly glad you shared this one with us.
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It's really ok for some things to stay in your head. But I'm begrudgingly glad you shared this one with us.
It's difficult when his head is so far up a rotating cast of characters' asses.
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It's difficult when his head is so far up a rotating cast of characters' asses.