JJ D ☭mon, employed arc
@jjdemon.bsky.social
ex-con ex-junkie current commie rapper FENT CITY RADICAL out now. you got your first handjob to my first album and committed your latest felony to my last one.
dick so big it killed over 1500 people on it’s maiden voyage due to hubris
Dick so big the government is pressuring me to break it up into smaller dicks under the Sherman Anti-Trust Act
dick so big insurers are pulling out of the market
July 11, 2023 at 9:57 PM
dick so big it killed over 1500 people on it’s maiden voyage due to hubris
what did the man do at the dave mathews concert? he sat his white ass down and listened. 🙂 happy monday everyone!
July 10, 2023 at 7:50 PM
what did the man do at the dave mathews concert? he sat his white ass down and listened. 🙂 happy monday everyone!
is bluesky just twitter but Canadian?
July 10, 2023 at 7:37 PM
is bluesky just twitter but Canadian?
can’t believe i made it thru the metoo era without a single woman coming forward about me throwing up in their car while they gave me head. probably bc i was a gentleman about it (mostly made it out the window every time)
July 7, 2023 at 12:41 PM
can’t believe i made it thru the metoo era without a single woman coming forward about me throwing up in their car while they gave me head. probably bc i was a gentleman about it (mostly made it out the window every time)
well i guess the joke was on me. they sent a man! now i’m as queer-friendly as the next guy, which is why i let him suck me off to completion (twice) then we cuddled for awhile and then i sucked him off (and let him fuck my ass). but cmon! we straights can’t catch a break these days!
if you let you bluesky codes sit for a full month without giving them out, a hot man or lady comes to your house and gives you an orgasm with their mouth. idk about yous but i’m trynna get my dick sucked on fellas!
July 6, 2023 at 6:48 PM
well i guess the joke was on me. they sent a man! now i’m as queer-friendly as the next guy, which is why i let him suck me off to completion (twice) then we cuddled for awhile and then i sucked him off (and let him fuck my ass). but cmon! we straights can’t catch a break these days!
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some say they peaked with volume 2 but you can’t deny the keytar noodling on this record, man.
July 5, 2023 at 2:39 AM
some say they peaked with volume 2 but you can’t deny the keytar noodling on this record, man.
fellas, i introduce you to “the male whale tail”. exactly as sexy to people attracted to men as what it takes it’s name from. it’s the summer of showing a little naughty linen
July 4, 2023 at 6:32 PM
fellas, i introduce you to “the male whale tail”. exactly as sexy to people attracted to men as what it takes it’s name from. it’s the summer of showing a little naughty linen
if you let you bluesky codes sit for a full month without giving them out, a hot man or lady comes to your house and gives you an orgasm with their mouth. idk about yous but i’m trynna get my dick sucked on fellas!
July 3, 2023 at 6:42 PM
if you let you bluesky codes sit for a full month without giving them out, a hot man or lady comes to your house and gives you an orgasm with their mouth. idk about yous but i’m trynna get my dick sucked on fellas!
first day without benzos in a week got me feelin like jordan peterson. i’m cool i have some of it gets bad. just weening off how the doctor told me to. the only way to cure physical addiction to alcohol is with benzos, which are also fatally addictive lol. the party ended decades ago folks!
June 26, 2023 at 5:05 PM
first day without benzos in a week got me feelin like jordan peterson. i’m cool i have some of it gets bad. just weening off how the doctor told me to. the only way to cure physical addiction to alcohol is with benzos, which are also fatally addictive lol. the party ended decades ago folks!
movies used to be about a drunk washed up lawyer or athletes that suddenly decides he’s gonna start winning again, and halfway thru the movie he’ll meet a woman in a bar, fuck her, and then she’s the girl in the movie. that’s what movies used to be. and dammit we were happy
June 25, 2023 at 10:04 PM
movies used to be about a drunk washed up lawyer or athletes that suddenly decides he’s gonna start winning again, and halfway thru the movie he’ll meet a woman in a bar, fuck her, and then she’s the girl in the movie. that’s what movies used to be. and dammit we were happy
“now if you’ll excuse me, i must get back to making the greatest movies cinema has to offer.”
June 25, 2023 at 9:47 PM
“now if you’ll excuse me, i must get back to making the greatest movies cinema has to offer.”
why is their no English version of the xi jinping thought app? how are we supposed to prepare for a new prosperous future under the wise and generous leader?
June 25, 2023 at 6:37 PM
why is their no English version of the xi jinping thought app? how are we supposed to prepare for a new prosperous future under the wise and generous leader?
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(explaining to my boy who just figured out twitter how bluesky is different) no no no dude we’re not doing posts about sucking off our dads here. not yet anyway. just pretend it’s twitter but you don’t want to kill yourself idk
June 24, 2023 at 1:03 PM
(explaining to my boy who just figured out twitter how bluesky is different) no no no dude we’re not doing posts about sucking off our dads here. not yet anyway. just pretend it’s twitter but you don’t want to kill yourself idk
(explaining to my boy who just figured out twitter how bluesky is different) no no no dude we’re not doing posts about sucking off our dads here. not yet anyway. just pretend it’s twitter but you don’t want to kill yourself idk
June 24, 2023 at 1:03 PM
(explaining to my boy who just figured out twitter how bluesky is different) no no no dude we’re not doing posts about sucking off our dads here. not yet anyway. just pretend it’s twitter but you don’t want to kill yourself idk
if you follow me on Twitter you know i’m doing much better than i have been the last few weeks. the hospital was the right move. i only admitted that on here bc i don’t think there are any snitches here yet. my ex-wife would LOVE knowing i had to be hospitalized for my addiction. that’s her big win.
June 22, 2023 at 7:17 PM
if you follow me on Twitter you know i’m doing much better than i have been the last few weeks. the hospital was the right move. i only admitted that on here bc i don’t think there are any snitches here yet. my ex-wife would LOVE knowing i had to be hospitalized for my addiction. that’s her big win.
they got the big dawg valiumed up at the ER. kicking alcohol the right way. who am i kidding thinking i can ween myself off at this point. i need the pros jabbing with with various potions and tonics that make me human again (and possibly….more?)
June 20, 2023 at 8:01 PM
they got the big dawg valiumed up at the ER. kicking alcohol the right way. who am i kidding thinking i can ween myself off at this point. i need the pros jabbing with with various potions and tonics that make me human again (and possibly….more?)
addicts are people that lack, and therefore instinctively seek, a certain physical/emotional/psychological comfort, the rub being that the disease will end up causing us extreme discomfort more often than not. a near impossible cycle to break, especially when the US’s response to this is jail.
June 17, 2023 at 3:38 PM
addicts are people that lack, and therefore instinctively seek, a certain physical/emotional/psychological comfort, the rub being that the disease will end up causing us extreme discomfort more often than not. a near impossible cycle to break, especially when the US’s response to this is jail.
damn the engagement on here really ain’t shit yet huh. i’ll speak with jack out on our next perineum wolf licking retreat. don’t be fooled by the name. we have wolves lick our taints and assholes as like a cleanse. usually a man’s balls get eaten. pretty weird shit but you don’t turn down an invite
June 16, 2023 at 2:18 AM
damn the engagement on here really ain’t shit yet huh. i’ll speak with jack out on our next perineum wolf licking retreat. don’t be fooled by the name. we have wolves lick our taints and assholes as like a cleanse. usually a man’s balls get eaten. pretty weird shit but you don’t turn down an invite
why is this site doing violence against me by not having an option to tweet in traditional Irish? do i speak it? i’m not sure why that should matter honestly (no)
June 12, 2023 at 3:40 AM
why is this site doing violence against me by not having an option to tweet in traditional Irish? do i speak it? i’m not sure why that should matter honestly (no)
when do you get invite codes i’m trynna free the dawgs
June 11, 2023 at 7:22 PM
when do you get invite codes i’m trynna free the dawgs
rewatching avatar the way of water. the pinnacle of what cinema can be, and finding a way to get mad at it. don’t worry. i’ll have a take that will APPALL you. youlll be like “why would anyone watch a movie in this state of mind”. yeah baby. that good shit
June 11, 2023 at 4:05 PM
rewatching avatar the way of water. the pinnacle of what cinema can be, and finding a way to get mad at it. don’t worry. i’ll have a take that will APPALL you. youlll be like “why would anyone watch a movie in this state of mind”. yeah baby. that good shit
been at an airbnb all weekend and couldn’t even watch Curb bc they didn’t leave the wifi code. i’m gonnna need a weekend after this weekend 🙄
June 11, 2023 at 1:18 PM
been at an airbnb all weekend and couldn’t even watch Curb bc they didn’t leave the wifi code. i’m gonnna need a weekend after this weekend 🙄
how do i get invite codes i’m trynna free my dawgs. if i eat we all eat that’s just how i’m moving
June 9, 2023 at 4:36 PM
how do i get invite codes i’m trynna free my dawgs. if i eat we all eat that’s just how i’m moving
it’s like having my own holiday 🥹
June 9, 2023 at 4:29 PM
it’s like having my own holiday 🥹