Jixstun
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The easiest way to demonstrate you are intentionally lying, or have zero clue what you’re talking about, is to claim that Star Trek has just now gotten political.
January 16, 2026 at 6:32 AM
The easiest way to demonstrate you are intentionally lying, or have zero clue what you’re talking about, is to claim that Star Trek has just now gotten political.
Was having real trouble tracking down the last Green Crystals in Metroid Prime 4. There’s a specific stash that everyone misses in a specific Shrine, and don’t you know it, that was it.
December 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Was having real trouble tracking down the last Green Crystals in Metroid Prime 4. There’s a specific stash that everyone misses in a specific Shrine, and don’t you know it, that was it.
I like to think that the reason that Samus doesn't speak in Metroid Prime 4 is because everyone pronounces her last name wrong and she's giving them all the silent treatment as punishment.
December 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I like to think that the reason that Samus doesn't speak in Metroid Prime 4 is because everyone pronounces her last name wrong and she's giving them all the silent treatment as punishment.
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
This is positive and uplifting on so many levels.
July 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is positive and uplifting on so many levels.
I've just had a horrible realization about #kingdomhearts. The series has been more and more downplaying the Disney aspects and with Sora now outside the universe where they reside and looking more realistic what worlds is he going to adventure through in Kingdom Hearts 4?
The Live-Action ones. 😭
The Live-Action ones. 😭
May 21, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I've just had a horrible realization about #kingdomhearts. The series has been more and more downplaying the Disney aspects and with Sora now outside the universe where they reside and looking more realistic what worlds is he going to adventure through in Kingdom Hearts 4?
The Live-Action ones. 😭
The Live-Action ones. 😭
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This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune 💰
April 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune 💰
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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I explained it to several young teens today: imagine we wanted you to become more self-sufficient in the kitchen, so we decided to charge you $20 every time you got takeout. But also we have no food in the house, we won't let you go to the store, and also you don't know how to cook.
you have to be genuinely stupid as fuck to think american companies are going to respond to tariffs by building factories and moving manufacturing to the US. i don't know how else to say it. you have to be genuinely braindead
April 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I explained it to several young teens today: imagine we wanted you to become more self-sufficient in the kitchen, so we decided to charge you $20 every time you got takeout. But also we have no food in the house, we won't let you go to the store, and also you don't know how to cook.
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
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you can't spell "smart" without "shart". i mean this not in the literal sense, but in the permissive one
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February 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
you can't spell "smart" without "shart". i mean this not in the literal sense, but in the permissive one
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Here’s the thing. Every one of these people in tears heard Trump on the stump before Nov. They knew he was cruel. But they were fine with it, thinking he’d only hurt the people they didn’t like. The problem with cruelty—It spreads. You don’t get to control it. Sooner or later, it comes for you too.
February 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Here’s the thing. Every one of these people in tears heard Trump on the stump before Nov. They knew he was cruel. But they were fine with it, thinking he’d only hurt the people they didn’t like. The problem with cruelty—It spreads. You don’t get to control it. Sooner or later, it comes for you too.
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A group of anonymous authors has published this well-sourced memorandum on Musk and the Neoreactionary movement. Please share widely. The threat is not well understood. Take a moment to read the one page executive summary now; then call Congress.
america2.news/content/file...
america2.news/content/file...
america2.news
February 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
A group of anonymous authors has published this well-sourced memorandum on Musk and the Neoreactionary movement. Please share widely. The threat is not well understood. Take a moment to read the one page executive summary now; then call Congress.
america2.news/content/file...
america2.news/content/file...
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The administration took down the reproductive rights website that women need access to. So The Skimm bought a url and brought the content back. Pass this on!
Go to reproductiverightsdotgov.com
Go to reproductiverightsdotgov.com
ReproductiveRights.Gov Vanished, So We Brought It Back
theSkimm makes it easier to live smarter. You're welcome. Get all the info you need from AM to PM, wherever you are.
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January 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The administration took down the reproductive rights website that women need access to. So The Skimm bought a url and brought the content back. Pass this on!
Go to reproductiverightsdotgov.com
Go to reproductiverightsdotgov.com
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the first rule of mysterious disappearance club is if you talk about mysterious disappearance club then you need to join "expected disappearance club" and that's actually the door across the hall
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January 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
the first rule of mysterious disappearance club is if you talk about mysterious disappearance club then you need to join "expected disappearance club" and that's actually the door across the hall
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Tiktok banned itself, and asked Trump to save it. Now it's restored itself, and thanked Trump for saving it.
Are they trying to manipulate Trump? Writing his narrative for him? Is Trump going to stand for that?
Are they trying to manipulate Trump? Writing his narrative for him? Is Trump going to stand for that?
January 20, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Tiktok banned itself, and asked Trump to save it. Now it's restored itself, and thanked Trump for saving it.
Are they trying to manipulate Trump? Writing his narrative for him? Is Trump going to stand for that?
Are they trying to manipulate Trump? Writing his narrative for him? Is Trump going to stand for that?
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