Jessica Johnson
@jisici.bsky.social
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let's hold hands as we stare into the abyss
September 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
let's hold hands as we stare into the abyss
Saltburn, North-East England last week. My dog, Pan, looking out 🥰
September 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Saltburn, North-East England last week. My dog, Pan, looking out 🥰
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He's demanding that his bad portrait be removed.
March 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
He's demanding that his bad portrait be removed.
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i just want to be wealthy enough that i can call out “GUARDS!” and something will happen
March 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
i just want to be wealthy enough that i can call out “GUARDS!” and something will happen
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someone please help me i need to ratatouille an orca
January 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
someone please help me i need to ratatouille an orca
Pan in a jumper to bless your feed.
January 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Pan in a jumper to bless your feed.
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery
January 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery
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Finished up the audiobook versions of LotR: Fellowship, Two Towers, and Return of the King.
Andy Serkis is so gifted in his narration. Made every drive to work a treat. Highly recommend checking these out.
Starting The Silmarillion tonight.
Andy Serkis is so gifted in his narration. Made every drive to work a treat. Highly recommend checking these out.
Starting The Silmarillion tonight.
January 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Finished up the audiobook versions of LotR: Fellowship, Two Towers, and Return of the King.
Andy Serkis is so gifted in his narration. Made every drive to work a treat. Highly recommend checking these out.
Starting The Silmarillion tonight.
Andy Serkis is so gifted in his narration. Made every drive to work a treat. Highly recommend checking these out.
Starting The Silmarillion tonight.
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Brilliant satirical cover from Private Eye, mocking spineless media organisations and journalists who submit and cower in the face of power 👏
January 22, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Brilliant satirical cover from Private Eye, mocking spineless media organisations and journalists who submit and cower in the face of power 👏
I'm trying, Hank!
Take back your attention.
January 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I'm trying, Hank!
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Word of day is ‘unasinous’ (17th century): united in stupidity.
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.
January 22, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Word of day is ‘unasinous’ (17th century): united in stupidity.
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.
A riff on ‘unanimous’: which comes from the Latin for ‘one mind’. ‘Unasinous’ means ‘one ass’.
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This one is very good and goes for way more than dollars. A great way to get a little more intuitive about large numbers.
The difference between $1 Million and $1 Billion is about $1Billion
December 29, 2024 at 3:26 PM
This one is very good and goes for way more than dollars. A great way to get a little more intuitive about large numbers.
Me: I am not a rehabilitation centre for men.
Also me: A rehabilitation centre for men.
Also me: A rehabilitation centre for men.
December 28, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Me: I am not a rehabilitation centre for men.
Also me: A rehabilitation centre for men.
Also me: A rehabilitation centre for men.
Pan the fluffy man always knows when I'm exhausted and sleeps on me so I can't move. I'm pretty sure this makes him a therapy dog..
December 12, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Pan the fluffy man always knows when I'm exhausted and sleeps on me so I can't move. I'm pretty sure this makes him a therapy dog..
Is it just me, or do all girls have about 10 bras they keep because bras are expensive but never wear because they're uncomfortable?
December 5, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Is it just me, or do all girls have about 10 bras they keep because bras are expensive but never wear because they're uncomfortable?
You're ignoring the issue, my therapist is telling me to get angry about the issue; we are not the same.
December 5, 2024 at 7:04 PM
You're ignoring the issue, my therapist is telling me to get angry about the issue; we are not the same.
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One thing about me is that I will be limping to the finish line.
December 3, 2024 at 4:56 PM
One thing about me is that I will be limping to the finish line.
November 19, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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