Played some Assassin's Creed Shadows and it's pretty fun, but I absolutely loathe how much of the story is sacrificed for gamification.

I got to see a story about how Naoe was given her sword from her aunt only for that sword to be immediately be replaced by a lvl 3 chipped blade I got out of a box

Thanks, Spotify... 😢

One thing I like about logging in here is that my timeline isn't very long so I can just scroll a couple times and I'm done for the day

Heard with the new Starbucks drinks that if you get them cold the oil solidifies and you cand drink it with a wide straw like boba

Just imagine what this would look like if someone had invented animated pictures

All those weird accounts that follow every single user on here for whatever reason

If you take him at his word he *needs* to be held at least four hours a day

Just read the TOS and apparently if I don't post enough they'll break my kneecaps???

Hanging out

Picking up a vape cart and a status screen pops up to tell me which buffs I'll get

Hello