@jimmyjuly.bsky.social
On the one hand we want older politicians to go away and leave room for younger generations to succeed, on the other we want them to come back and kick Trump's ass.
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
On the one hand we want older politicians to go away and leave room for younger generations to succeed, on the other we want them to come back and kick Trump's ass.
The reason Chris Grier has kept his job so long is because people keep blaming someone named "McDaniels" for Grier's mistakes.
October 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The reason Chris Grier has kept his job so long is because people keep blaming someone named "McDaniels" for Grier's mistakes.
i assume they're doing this so players know who they can't even look at without being called for a foul and also those who have a double O designation and can literally assassinate someone without penalty. It's only fair that they make this clear,
September 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
i assume they're doing this so players know who they can't even look at without being called for a foul and also those who have a double O designation and can literally assassinate someone without penalty. It's only fair that they make this clear,
I know it sounds crazy but go with me for a minute: women exist.
August 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I know it sounds crazy but go with me for a minute: women exist.
"The Washington Epstein Files" would be a fine nme.
July 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"The Washington Epstein Files" would be a fine nme.
The best looking pawn shop owner I've ever seen.
July 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The best looking pawn shop owner I've ever seen.
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Broadly speaking I have zero patience for the whole "anyone who doesn't like and dislike the exact same things I like and dislike is WRONG" attitude, people have different tastes and if you choose to be mad about that you will never know happiness, go be miserable somewhere else you dweeb
June 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Broadly speaking I have zero patience for the whole "anyone who doesn't like and dislike the exact same things I like and dislike is WRONG" attitude, people have different tastes and if you choose to be mad about that you will never know happiness, go be miserable somewhere else you dweeb
I want that as a T-shirt.
June 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I want that as a T-shirt.
"Pragmatism implies a lack of position or vested interest."
Someone get this guy a dictionary and teach them how to use it.
Someone get this guy a dictionary and teach them how to use it.
June 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
"Pragmatism implies a lack of position or vested interest."
Someone get this guy a dictionary and teach them how to use it.
Someone get this guy a dictionary and teach them how to use it.
Once I went to the theater and bought tickets for "Free Willy!" Then it started and I was like "WHOA! This is a movie?!? Those LIARS!!!"
June 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Once I went to the theater and bought tickets for "Free Willy!" Then it started and I was like "WHOA! This is a movie?!? Those LIARS!!!"
Someday, I hope to learn to tolerate assholes with half as much grace as you just did.
June 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Someday, I hope to learn to tolerate assholes with half as much grace as you just did.
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I've read enough complaints about "Democratic messaging" that I no longer believe GOOD messaging is possible. Anytime someone comes up with specific messenging they should be doing it gets drowned in a chorus of "BUT YOU LEFT THIS OUT!!!"
June 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I've read enough complaints about "Democratic messaging" that I no longer believe GOOD messaging is possible. Anytime someone comes up with specific messenging they should be doing it gets drowned in a chorus of "BUT YOU LEFT THIS OUT!!!"
Are you saying that you don't consider Miami's offense from the Shanahan tree, or that you do but they rarely did under center dropbacks?
June 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Are you saying that you don't consider Miami's offense from the Shanahan tree, or that you do but they rarely did under center dropbacks?
Phoebe Waller-Bridge was in that? I need to watch it then.
May 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Phoebe Waller-Bridge was in that? I need to watch it then.
I'm pleasantly surprised to see that no one's used this meme to explain their porn viewing habits.
May 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'm pleasantly surprised to see that no one's used this meme to explain their porn viewing habits.
OMG! Flavonoid is the answer? I thought they said Flava Flav.
April 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
OMG! Flavonoid is the answer? I thought they said Flava Flav.
Do Rs from Canada require special care when cleaning?
April 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Do Rs from Canada require special care when cleaning?
I tend to think MLS and NBA could be flipped too, but I've no data on this and these are just my vibes. MLS is SO European and good MAGAs hate Europe (outside of Russia) these days.
April 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I tend to think MLS and NBA could be flipped too, but I've no data on this and these are just my vibes. MLS is SO European and good MAGAs hate Europe (outside of Russia) these days.
But clams don't HAVE feet.
April 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
But clams don't HAVE feet.