They say dress for the job you want, but even with this sweet silver cape and matching pair of laser pistols no one’s hiring space draculae these days.

This is why Americans think the economy is broken.

No, Costco checker, I did not find everything I was looking for.

That’s not how Costco works.

I personally took this untouched picture with my cell phone.

But it perplexes me how those of us that really appreciate a good sunrise think that somehow a picture is as good or even necessary.

Here comes the sun…

Sometimes you find goats.

Too many of us are happy dwelling in the dark.

in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing

This is why my yard looks like this.

Let’s vilify the word ‘precedent’.

There’s a feature of all iOS and android devices that very few people use but most would find makes them a better person:

The off button. I’m still figuring it out.