Faker Bayfield
@jimmyducats.bsky.social
Hi, bye hater. I flood the club with paper.
Post malone’s country pivot sucks ass
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Post malone’s country pivot sucks ass
What’s up with all this commercial retail space advertising Beethoven’s most famous song
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
What’s up with all this commercial retail space advertising Beethoven’s most famous song
imagining an alternate reality where the Biden administration took a 10% stake in Rivian and republicans decided to nuke the entire world into oblivion instead of live under such tyranny
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
imagining an alternate reality where the Biden administration took a 10% stake in Rivian and republicans decided to nuke the entire world into oblivion instead of live under such tyranny
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You may be fearing your 401k is no longer enough for you to retire. But with all the cuts to NIH and Medicare you also won't live as long. So the policies are integrated.
April 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You may be fearing your 401k is no longer enough for you to retire. But with all the cuts to NIH and Medicare you also won't live as long. So the policies are integrated.
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
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Sir, we don’t have the operational capability to drop “Jager bombs”
March 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Sir, we don’t have the operational capability to drop “Jager bombs”
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Pete Hegseth having to blow into two breathalyzers at the same time to launch the nukes
March 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Pete Hegseth having to blow into two breathalyzers at the same time to launch the nukes
Looking forward to the increase of people moving from Texas to California this year. The Luka Doncic affect
February 27, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Looking forward to the increase of people moving from Texas to California this year. The Luka Doncic affect
🚨The crypto rug is being pulled, I repeat, the crypto rug is being pulled. Please make your way to the exit in an orderly fashion. Make way for the Trump coin people first, then Dogecoin, and then the rest of the shit coins. This is not a drill 🚨
February 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
🚨The crypto rug is being pulled, I repeat, the crypto rug is being pulled. Please make your way to the exit in an orderly fashion. Make way for the Trump coin people first, then Dogecoin, and then the rest of the shit coins. This is not a drill 🚨
Damn so many weapons formed against me are prospering right now
February 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Damn so many weapons formed against me are prospering right now
Trump very much in the Push It To The Limit phase of his presidency. How long until mountain of coke on the table Phase? 1, 2 years tops
January 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Trump very much in the Push It To The Limit phase of his presidency. How long until mountain of coke on the table Phase? 1, 2 years tops
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We’ve reached the Sauron’s eye era of public discourse. No one pays any attention to anything until it consumes their social media feed for a day or two. When the next outrageous thing replaces it, we purge all memory of that initial thing from our minds. Schizophrenic collective consciousness
January 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
We’ve reached the Sauron’s eye era of public discourse. No one pays any attention to anything until it consumes their social media feed for a day or two. When the next outrageous thing replaces it, we purge all memory of that initial thing from our minds. Schizophrenic collective consciousness
Well that makes one of us
Update: NASA reported the Parker Solar Probe successfully completed its closest flyby of the sun. On Dec. 26, the team received a signal from the probe "indicating it's in good health and operating normally."
On Christmas Eve, NASA's Parker Solar Probe got closer than ever to the sun
On Christmas Eve, NASA's Parker Solar Probe will get closer to the sun than ever before. Astrophysicist Nour Rawafi explains how this mission could help solve the sun's most perplexing mysteries.
www.npr.org
December 27, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Well that makes one of us
When my boss asks me to do literally anything:
December 19, 2024 at 7:49 AM
When my boss asks me to do literally anything:
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Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
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December 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
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