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jiminiplywood.bsky.social
@jiminiplywood.bsky.social
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Hi, im one of those Germans that tell you their English ain´t that good, but i´m lying.
I recently took up painting again .Seen "Collateral"? Island Limos=my creative career
german protein plaster was 30 cents off at aldi today.

So i bought 5.5kg = 660g protein

#protein
#groceries
#germany
#QUARK
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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I think deathnote should be a genre.

Like Zombies are a genre.

I think writing is good.

Changing the world? Potentially very good. Neither going to heaven or hell? Noble sacrifice.

Doompen

PerishPaper

Final sticky note

Mortal Ink
a silhouette of a person sitting on top of a tower writing on a piece of paper
Alt: a silhouette of a person sitting on top of a tower writing on a piece of paper. extra very tall person being the shinigami/demon ryuk from the anime/manga deathnote
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November 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"

guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Notes from yesterdays gym session: Yes i didn´t win my drivers license in the lottery, everyone else did, you have to indicate when you start driving(in germany).

High reps biceps exercises burn and i don´t like burn. Need to do more of that.

Managed a rep PR 195kg x8 Deadlift, no belt. Hell yeah
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
What if #redbull is just a big sacrificial ritual to give the owners of redbull the wings they desire?

The only problem is that the people that sign up to ride/jump/snowboard down a very steep mountain happen to be pretty good at surviving all that.

#berserk
#griffith
#wings
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This was bullshit.
I saw it. Sure. Mud. I shouldn´t encounter anything while just commuting that sends me to the ground, let alone at a measly 11kmh, especially not riding a fatbike. Particularly given the tyres are semi-offroad capable Schwalbe Supermoto X.

Germany. Drive a car

#ihateithere
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
If Schwalbe Supermoto X and Tannus Armour don´t keep my rear tyre from going flat i might possibly lose it completely and stuff it with straw. Even comes in the proper size!
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Hmmm....
I should visibly indicate where i am going, even at night when my hands are kinda hard to see and of course, my bicycle just doesn´t have indicators.

For safety.

I want this.

For safety. Yeah...
#bikesky
#bicycle
#sparks
#iwantitineedit
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Anyone got an #electricbicyclepump? I have a great stupid idea. Is there anything i´m not thinking of, besides battery life and size, when i think i could tape the pump to the (fatbike, solid spoke) rim and have it try to fill the tyre continously, making up for a small leak i can´t fix?
#bikesky
November 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
to the end of a week with rotten luck in terms of transportation.

Good hard kick on the pedal freed this one. Made some funny sounds after. Gonna bend the guard outwards or remove it.

#bikesky
#defects
#fuckthis
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Does anyone know if antiflat spray- is different formula wise in the car version than in the bicycle version? It tried. It failed. Partially perhaps because 75ml is not enough for a fatbike tyre. It´s got a car valve.
If its the same...perhaps 400ml-carsize- could do ?
#bikesky
#question
#flat
November 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Yeah.

So.

I´m getting that new tyre. And the tyre insert i think.

I literally dragged it home when the tube jammed into the brakedisc
#DeutscheBahn
#fuck
#fuck
#fuckthis
#ihatepeople
#ihateglass
#bikesky
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Boris Artzybasheff, a Ukrainian illustrator who immigrated to the US in 1919, was known for florid, grotesque explorations of surrealistic anthropomorphism, combining human and machine into fearsome, laboring hulks of metal & flesh.

These illustrations are from “Machinalia.”

#historyofillustration
November 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Horrible screeching.Front brake disc scratched. After 2 miles on my rear brake and pressure washing the bike my best guess is that one of the front brake pads fell out of it´s holder when i took off the wheel to fix the flat or when i put it back in
Eating now.

Then i´ll see.

#bikesky
#problems
October 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The culprit that caused me to push my cargobike around 8miles. Such a tiny hole. Had i brought any sort of patchkit or just a pump i could have gone on. Thinking of that in the future
#bikesky
#flat
October 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I thought i had gotten away with hitting a pretty big piece of glass.

hours later i made off to get home. I made it more than 10 miles before i thought it´s oddly wobbly. Thought that was my adjustment to the stem.

Fatbike tyres really do work with low pressure.

Still pushed. 5-8miles. For hours
a man is smiling with the words well it was a pretty terrible experience below him
Alt: a man is smiling with the words well it was a pretty terrible experience below him
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October 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Not bad for a 3 euro set of alcohol markers. I like that you can relatively cleanly layer them and get these dark overlap areas. This is a possibility that is overloading my brain for now and a long time to come if i manage to draw more often.Nice to know still. Might someday really use em
October 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Death Grips

CAKE

Turbostaat

Mick Gordon

FABER

Pendulum

Joey Valence & Brae

Prezident
Define your music taste with 8 artists 🎧

Lyves
Bad Bunny
Mastodon
Linkin Park
Beyonce
Paramore
Kendrick Lamar
MF Doom

(Bonus: Wim Tapely)
Define your music taste with 8 artists 🎧

- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Iron Maiden
- Godsmack
- Ellie Goulding
- Tool
- Pink Floyd
- Linkin Park
- Lana Del Rey
October 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
You had me at creepy helmet looking at people in a suspicious manner
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Was wondering about the #videography of things after my #deadlift #PR 230kg. Finally. 227.5 was an ugly number.

So i tried another angle+more weight

Now at 232.5kg/ 512lbs x1 no belt

What an ugly number. Gotta go higher

#fitness
#fitsky
#gym
#500lbs
#Mitakon
#Bokeh
#lift
#happy
October 16, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Oh.
Can´t sleep anymore.
Im so gonna make it to the #gym easily at 6 in the morning. I can watch this youtube vid. Do the dishes. All.

20min pre 6 over here:
a man in a white shirt and tie is dancing in a hallway with # fistfight on the bottom
Alt: a man in a white shirt and tie is dancing in a hallway with # fistfight on the bottom. he aint dancing he s running around in a panic changes directions unsure wehre to go
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October 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Nice replica of Bulma's Variable No.19 Motocycle by Ganesha Custom.
ganeshacustom.com/en/products/...
October 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
#deadlift at the #gym went well 😁
#warmup, then 485lbs/220kg x1
followed by 424lbs/192.5kg x8
Both #beltless, with #chalk and #mixedgrip

Called it good enough after that. Did some hams and glutes, back n biceps, lowback machine. Maybe i won´t be too sore tomorrow. I´ll see.

#fitsky
October 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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same
October 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Big zealot
October 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM