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jiminiplywood.bsky.social
@jiminiplywood.bsky.social
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Hi, im one of those Germans that tell you their English ain´t that good, but i´m lying.
I recently took up painting again .Seen "Collateral"? Island Limos=my creative career
german protein plaster was 30 cents off at aldi today.

So i bought 5.5kg = 660g protein

#protein
#groceries
#germany
#QUARK
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
First one looks like a Lego-model of itself.
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
After 35 years mostly living in Raufaser-cladden rooms i have no observations about it. It looks bad. It holds paint well so you can overpaint it easily. That´s it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
stop fighting your urges
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
What if #redbull is just a big sacrificial ritual to give the owners of redbull the wings they desire?

The only problem is that the people that sign up to ride/jump/snowboard down a very steep mountain happen to be pretty good at surviving all that.

#berserk
#griffith
#wings
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I want Bryan Johnson to go on a trip with Bryan Johnson, after a pro makeup people dressed them up as one another, shaving a beard off, gluing one on, making one red, one pale.
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This was bullshit.
I saw it. Sure. Mud. I shouldn´t encounter anything while just commuting that sends me to the ground, let alone at a measly 11kmh, especially not riding a fatbike. Particularly given the tyres are semi-offroad capable Schwalbe Supermoto X.

Germany. Drive a car

#ihateithere
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Bought 2 Schwalbe cause its cheaper anyway. If i got the time i´ll swap my currently not flat front tyre too. Just one tannus for now.

I had slime tubes fail on me. I had success using tubeless milk in tubes, but i also gummed up the valves with it. Getting some of that and a syringe to inject...
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If Schwalbe Supermoto X and Tannus Armour don´t keep my rear tyre from going flat i might possibly lose it completely and stuff it with straw. Even comes in the proper size!
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Hmmm....
I should visibly indicate where i am going, even at night when my hands are kinda hard to see and of course, my bicycle just doesn´t have indicators.

For safety.

I want this.

For safety. Yeah...
#bikesky
#bicycle
#sparks
#iwantitineedit
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
to the end of a week with rotten luck in terms of transportation.

Good hard kick on the pedal freed this one. Made some funny sounds after. Gonna bend the guard outwards or remove it.

#bikesky
#defects
#fuckthis
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Yeah.

So.

I´m getting that new tyre. And the tyre insert i think.

I literally dragged it home when the tube jammed into the brakedisc
#DeutscheBahn
#fuck
#fuck
#fuckthis
#ihatepeople
#ihateglass
#bikesky
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It was the stock brakepad being worn down horribly unevenly. One side fine. One side absolutely gone, bare metal.Swapped it in the train. After missing my first train.

The original brakepads being finned the replacement ones not threw me for a loop, misstook the fans for part of the caliper.
works
November 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
tyre back on. all seems fine.

this is the hole on the tyre itself. Well. Close to the middle. Hit the tyre at one of it´s thinner parts. CST big boat. It is kinda thin sure... still. As said, nasty big piece of glass, don´t blame the tyre.
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The rims scream for unlicensed tubeless but im outta milk. It did work on the bike i had it on but also kind of a hassle. maybe someday. The valve still gotta be somewhere
Another thing i consider if i soon get more flats...hopefully i wont. But the paths i take are frequented by the drunk pdstrians
October 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
...make sense. The temptation to jump it and wreck it in the process would have been too big with even the Fiido Titan- not sure if i could have convinced the cargobike 1000bucks grant person. it has the weight capacity and weight. just not the longtail.

But. yeah. Road is priority
October 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The culprit that caused me to push my cargobike around 8miles. Such a tiny hole. Had i brought any sort of patchkit or just a pump i could have gone on. Thinking of that in the future
#bikesky
#flat
October 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Then do cringetoberfest.
How To:

Buy a proper Oktoberfest style and size glass
Buy various beers

Drink 2-3 of those, then post.

Only do that once a week, do not collect alocoholism or liver failure
October 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This thing should allow for quick adjustment of saddle angle in 3 stages.

chances are there would be a good nose dropped forward one for TT bars and one upright enough for the other bars. It´s meant for mtb originally.
October 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I just ordered another pull assist thingy like that. Standard straps suck.
I can deadlift 500lbs no straps but my hands do get tired. I really need to rest my hurt hands.

I vowed to not buy another because 2 dissapeared.

If i ever catch someone stealing my stuff ill crash out massively.
October 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I just mounted an umbrella to the frontrack of my cargobike using 3 of these little arms and 6 clamps and secured it a bit with straps and. It held up for my little testride. No rain though. Gotta crouch a bit. Need to get more height(box).

Stupid but it....works? i guess. So far.
October 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
That.

Makes sense.

I mean. He looks like a majestic man, but a majestic homeless man. Like the pigeon lady from kevin alone in new york perhaps or that japanese homeless man that just looks cool.
October 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Not bad for a 3 euro set of alcohol markers. I like that you can relatively cleanly layer them and get these dark overlap areas. This is a possibility that is overloading my brain for now and a long time to come if i manage to draw more often.Nice to know still. Might someday really use em
October 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
based on my experiences with how my back works. The muscles stretch...
I am about 70% sure id be more comfortable in a literal racecar than a normal car. Sure getting in there is tough and it´s not gonna be padded but that recliner chair seat seems great.
October 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I want some cone from other countries, too.

They must be good if they are good enough for people from winterwonderland to buy icecream
October 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM