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Jim Il-Sung
@jimilsung.bsky.social
Scampi Fry enjoyer. Dog hater. All views expressed are that of my employer Pets At Home.
Can’t be arsed with Bluesky either.

Bin.
January 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
They’ve conceded a goal to a hun called Cyril.

Fold the club.
January 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just bought these off your dad
January 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
January 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Rest In Power king #DavidLynch
January 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Gonna start drafting a letter to Gerry Adams for a loan.
January 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The BBC have deducted 4 goals because they’re cheating bastards #city
January 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It’s been snowing, lads.
January 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Orangemen.

Among the worst humans ever to have lived
I needed a laugh this morning 🤣🤣🤣. He can't cope with the truth
December 28, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Christmas Bottom, as is tradition.
December 25, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Kids are in bed, I’ve got some Guinness in the fridge and I’m about to get horse into these.

What will kill me first - gout or heart disease?
December 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM
That’s me for the evening
December 24, 2024 at 9:40 PM
EVEN MUH BUTTER’S GONE WOKE, NO MENTION OF CHRISTMAS ON ME LURPAK
December 22, 2024 at 6:21 PM
My wife either hasn’t noticed or fully supports my new addition to the kitchen
December 22, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Fucking sick to death of trains in this country.

They’ve managed to get 1 train away in the last 2 hours.
December 20, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Big fan of this.

‘Remember Jesus this Christmas!’

But if he thinks I’m wasting ink on writing ‘his’ over & over, he can get fucked
December 19, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Wordle 1,279 3/6

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December 19, 2024 at 9:21 AM
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A nice blocklist bsky.app/profile/did:...
December 16, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Have that you cheating Barry Bennell bastards #MANYOO
December 15, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Dead easy this euromillions lark
December 10, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Works do ready
December 10, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Thanks for the enail summary @appleintelligence.bsky.social
December 6, 2024 at 12:26 AM
My local Chinese is sick of yer da going in with patter he’s seen on Facebook
November 29, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Does this mean Shipman gets his name cleared now?
November 29, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Top tip: get your length out on a team meeting today to make it a truly #BlackFriday for all involved.
November 29, 2024 at 9:39 AM