Jim Il-Sung
@jimilsung.bsky.social
Scampi Fry enjoyer. Dog hater. All views expressed are that of my employer Pets At Home.
Just bought these off your dad
January 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Just bought these off your dad
Is @coffeezilla.bsky.social moonlighting as #Daredevil?
January 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Is @coffeezilla.bsky.social moonlighting as #Daredevil?
Christmas Bottom, as is tradition.
December 25, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Christmas Bottom, as is tradition.
My sister got me these weird crisps too - they’re rock hard and have absolutely no flavour to them.
December 25, 2024 at 9:16 PM
My sister got me these weird crisps too - they’re rock hard and have absolutely no flavour to them.
Kids are in bed, I’ve got some Guinness in the fridge and I’m about to get horse into these.
What will kill me first - gout or heart disease?
What will kill me first - gout or heart disease?
December 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Kids are in bed, I’ve got some Guinness in the fridge and I’m about to get horse into these.
What will kill me first - gout or heart disease?
What will kill me first - gout or heart disease?
Keep me in your thoughts.
December 24, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Keep me in your thoughts.
That’s me for the evening
December 24, 2024 at 9:40 PM
That’s me for the evening
Where the fuck’s McLean?!
December 23, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Where the fuck’s McLean?!
EVEN MUH BUTTER’S GONE WOKE, NO MENTION OF CHRISTMAS ON ME LURPAK
December 22, 2024 at 6:21 PM
EVEN MUH BUTTER’S GONE WOKE, NO MENTION OF CHRISTMAS ON ME LURPAK
My wife either hasn’t noticed or fully supports my new addition to the kitchen
December 22, 2024 at 9:14 AM
My wife either hasn’t noticed or fully supports my new addition to the kitchen
Fucking sick to death of trains in this country.
They’ve managed to get 1 train away in the last 2 hours.
They’ve managed to get 1 train away in the last 2 hours.
December 20, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Fucking sick to death of trains in this country.
They’ve managed to get 1 train away in the last 2 hours.
They’ve managed to get 1 train away in the last 2 hours.
Big fan of this.
‘Remember Jesus this Christmas!’
But if he thinks I’m wasting ink on writing ‘his’ over & over, he can get fucked
‘Remember Jesus this Christmas!’
But if he thinks I’m wasting ink on writing ‘his’ over & over, he can get fucked
December 19, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Big fan of this.
‘Remember Jesus this Christmas!’
But if he thinks I’m wasting ink on writing ‘his’ over & over, he can get fucked
‘Remember Jesus this Christmas!’
But if he thinks I’m wasting ink on writing ‘his’ over & over, he can get fucked
Dead easy this euromillions lark
December 10, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Dead easy this euromillions lark
Thanks for the enail summary @appleintelligence.bsky.social
December 6, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Thanks for the enail summary @appleintelligence.bsky.social
If you can’t find that, then the other option is the 1901 Irn Bru.
November 29, 2024 at 7:46 PM
If you can’t find that, then the other option is the 1901 Irn Bru.
My local Chinese is sick of yer da going in with patter he’s seen on Facebook
November 29, 2024 at 6:43 PM
My local Chinese is sick of yer da going in with patter he’s seen on Facebook
Does this mean Shipman gets his name cleared now?
November 29, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Does this mean Shipman gets his name cleared now?
Get some of this in you if you can find it. Now that lucozade’s gone to bollocks, this is the next cure all.
November 29, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Get some of this in you if you can find it. Now that lucozade’s gone to bollocks, this is the next cure all.