Jim Henshin
@jimhenshin.bsky.social
Time's Person of the Year (2006) P̶̄͊̃͛̃͜͝͝r̶̨͈̠̮̞̓̀̌̚o̴̪̳̎̋̔̎́n̷̻̝̬̗̻̘͛ǫ̷͉̼̈́̌͠ǘ̴̮̈́͊̑ṋ̷̞̱͙̄̈́s̷͖̟͗͌́͂̄ͅͅ
"Ding Dong, Ding Dong"
Did that choir of children from Wonderful Christmastime really need a full year to practice that?
Did that choir of children from Wonderful Christmastime really need a full year to practice that?
December 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"Ding Dong, Ding Dong"
Did that choir of children from Wonderful Christmastime really need a full year to practice that?
Did that choir of children from Wonderful Christmastime really need a full year to practice that?
You kinda have to be stupid to be evil.
You think that hurting other people somehow helps you?! What are you stupid?!
What do you need to hoard billions of dollars for, you idiot?!
You think that hurting other people somehow helps you?! What are you stupid?!
What do you need to hoard billions of dollars for, you idiot?!
lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You kinda have to be stupid to be evil.
You think that hurting other people somehow helps you?! What are you stupid?!
What do you need to hoard billions of dollars for, you idiot?!
You think that hurting other people somehow helps you?! What are you stupid?!
What do you need to hoard billions of dollars for, you idiot?!
When I was a kid, it was announced that Jim Carrey would star in a Six Million Dollar Man reboot and it became my most anticipated movie. Of course, it never happened.
Apparently Todd Phillips was supposed to direct. Even as a more cynical adult, I'd still trade both Jokers for it.
Apparently Todd Phillips was supposed to direct. Even as a more cynical adult, I'd still trade both Jokers for it.
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
When I was a kid, it was announced that Jim Carrey would star in a Six Million Dollar Man reboot and it became my most anticipated movie. Of course, it never happened.
Apparently Todd Phillips was supposed to direct. Even as a more cynical adult, I'd still trade both Jokers for it.
Apparently Todd Phillips was supposed to direct. Even as a more cynical adult, I'd still trade both Jokers for it.
It's funny that the Secretary of Health and Human Services is an antivaxxer.
It's like if the head of the FAA was terrified of those huge white birds in the sky
It's like if the head of the FAA was terrified of those huge white birds in the sky
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It's funny that the Secretary of Health and Human Services is an antivaxxer.
It's like if the head of the FAA was terrified of those huge white birds in the sky
It's like if the head of the FAA was terrified of those huge white birds in the sky
Got my covid shot yesterday. I know that The Man says it causes autism, but I'm a rebel. A risk taker. A badass.
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Got my covid shot yesterday. I know that The Man says it causes autism, but I'm a rebel. A risk taker. A badass.
I always viewed the Chuck Berry in BTTF joke as "isn't it funny that Berry's cousin just happens to be there and unknowingly recommends his own song to him"
It's similar to if Marty plagiarized the song.
It's similar to if Marty plagiarized the song.
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I always viewed the Chuck Berry in BTTF joke as "isn't it funny that Berry's cousin just happens to be there and unknowingly recommends his own song to him"
It's similar to if Marty plagiarized the song.
It's similar to if Marty plagiarized the song.
Just learned that September was the 50th anniversary of The Ghost Busters. The one with the gorilla.
No one told me. For shame.
No one told me. For shame.
November 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Just learned that September was the 50th anniversary of The Ghost Busters. The one with the gorilla.
No one told me. For shame.
No one told me. For shame.
Apparently they're making an "adult animated series" base on GI Joe and Transformers. Makes sense when you remember the grittiness of it's source material: toys for children.
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Apparently they're making an "adult animated series" base on GI Joe and Transformers. Makes sense when you remember the grittiness of it's source material: toys for children.
Just found about The Gorilla Gang aka The Gorilla From Soho.
Between this, Creature With The Blue Hand, and The Zombie Walks, I think I'm becoming a fan of Edgar Wallace movies.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=FDv4...
Between this, Creature With The Blue Hand, and The Zombie Walks, I think I'm becoming a fan of Edgar Wallace movies.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=FDv4...
October 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just found about The Gorilla Gang aka The Gorilla From Soho.
Between this, Creature With The Blue Hand, and The Zombie Walks, I think I'm becoming a fan of Edgar Wallace movies.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=FDv4...
Between this, Creature With The Blue Hand, and The Zombie Walks, I think I'm becoming a fan of Edgar Wallace movies.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=FDv4...
Call me naive, but I don't know how anyone can hear "42% of people don't know that potato chips are made from potatoes" and have some doubts.
Like, either the survey question was poorly worded or 42% of people were fucking with the Lay's survey guy.
Like, either the survey question was poorly worded or 42% of people were fucking with the Lay's survey guy.
October 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Call me naive, but I don't know how anyone can hear "42% of people don't know that potato chips are made from potatoes" and have some doubts.
Like, either the survey question was poorly worded or 42% of people were fucking with the Lay's survey guy.
Like, either the survey question was poorly worded or 42% of people were fucking with the Lay's survey guy.
If you want to watch something really bad this October, Daffy Duck and Porky Pig Meet the Groovie Goolies in on YouTube.
It's the worst thing that the Looney Tunes ever starred in.
See how long you can last.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8VpC...
It's the worst thing that the Looney Tunes ever starred in.
See how long you can last.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8VpC...
Daffy Duck & Porky Pig Meet The Groovie Goolies 1972
YouTube video by Dent, Eddy
m.youtube.com
October 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If you want to watch something really bad this October, Daffy Duck and Porky Pig Meet the Groovie Goolies in on YouTube.
It's the worst thing that the Looney Tunes ever starred in.
See how long you can last.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8VpC...
It's the worst thing that the Looney Tunes ever starred in.
See how long you can last.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8VpC...
Sadly, the Academy won't care unless Norwood enters the Speed Force
Tilly Norwood raises the question of who will be the first to win an Oscar for best AI in a leading role
Tilly Norwood Is Expensive, Even for Hollywood
The “synthetic actress” may be cheaper to cast than Leonardo DiCaprio, but AI’s footprint carries major economic and environmental costs.
bloom.bg
October 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Sadly, the Academy won't care unless Norwood enters the Speed Force
Hilarious response to Israel denying killing Charlie Kirk. Hit translate, it's worth it.
???: 하마스가 찰리 커크의 혈관을 터널로 사용하고 있었음
Israel formally states it did not kill Charlie Kirk
September 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hilarious response to Israel denying killing Charlie Kirk. Hit translate, it's worth it.
Mirror Universe 2 Unlimited:
September 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Mirror Universe 2 Unlimited:
Overheard an ad saying "the young generation didn't grow up with 9/11"
Yeah, the IP has been dormant for a while. It needs a Riverdale-style reboot. Teenage Osama Bin Laden and George W Bush in a love triangle. Each Twin Tower is a twink with abs.
Yeah, the IP has been dormant for a while. It needs a Riverdale-style reboot. Teenage Osama Bin Laden and George W Bush in a love triangle. Each Twin Tower is a twink with abs.
September 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Overheard an ad saying "the young generation didn't grow up with 9/11"
Yeah, the IP has been dormant for a while. It needs a Riverdale-style reboot. Teenage Osama Bin Laden and George W Bush in a love triangle. Each Twin Tower is a twink with abs.
Yeah, the IP has been dormant for a while. It needs a Riverdale-style reboot. Teenage Osama Bin Laden and George W Bush in a love triangle. Each Twin Tower is a twink with abs.
Reading the five star reviews of Master of Disguise on Letterboxd and learning a lot about humanity.
August 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Reading the five star reviews of Master of Disguise on Letterboxd and learning a lot about humanity.
Reposted by Jim Henshin
Doing research for a project and came upon this line that resonated very strongly with me:
“Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.” ― Maya Angelou
Sometimes you see something only exactly when you need to.
“Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.” ― Maya Angelou
Sometimes you see something only exactly when you need to.
August 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Doing research for a project and came upon this line that resonated very strongly with me:
“Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.” ― Maya Angelou
Sometimes you see something only exactly when you need to.
“Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.” ― Maya Angelou
Sometimes you see something only exactly when you need to.
I want an actual future not just a prolongation of the present.
August 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I want an actual future not just a prolongation of the present.
Frank Conniff blocked me. Sorta relieved since I followed him out of a love MST3K but hated the blue MAGA shit.
August 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Frank Conniff blocked me. Sorta relieved since I followed him out of a love MST3K but hated the blue MAGA shit.
Reposted by Jim Henshin
"don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good"
buddy you don't have any good! You're not even at "passable," you're saying "don't let the perfect be the enemy of the noxious and rancid"
buddy you don't have any good! You're not even at "passable," you're saying "don't let the perfect be the enemy of the noxious and rancid"
August 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good"
buddy you don't have any good! You're not even at "passable," you're saying "don't let the perfect be the enemy of the noxious and rancid"
buddy you don't have any good! You're not even at "passable," you're saying "don't let the perfect be the enemy of the noxious and rancid"
The Gina Carano news reminds of that part in Flex Mentallo where his writer is convinced the Nazis are going to win, so he makes the next issue pro-Nazi, but it's released right after the Nazis lose.
August 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The Gina Carano news reminds of that part in Flex Mentallo where his writer is convinced the Nazis are going to win, so he makes the next issue pro-Nazi, but it's released right after the Nazis lose.
Yeah, jingling keys are totally for kids 🙄
July 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Yeah, jingling keys are totally for kids 🙄
We were real close to getting a Naked Gun reboot with Ed Helms as the lead. Really dodged a bullet there.
July 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
We were real close to getting a Naked Gun reboot with Ed Helms as the lead. Really dodged a bullet there.