Jim
@jimelliottcomedy.com
comedian
dublin, Ireland
www.jimelliottcomedy.com for tix and dates
dublin, Ireland
www.jimelliottcomedy.com for tix and dates
I call this meme
"NBA Opening Weekend 2025"
"NBA Opening Weekend 2025"
October 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I call this meme
"NBA Opening Weekend 2025"
"NBA Opening Weekend 2025"
Unironically *love* hearing Roundball Rock in the broadcast.
Happy New NBA Season, everybody.
#nbasky
youtu.be/V_h7Lm7C9Nk?...
Happy New NBA Season, everybody.
#nbasky
youtu.be/V_h7Lm7C9Nk?...
The Untold Story Behind Roundball Rock - NBA's iconic theme
YouTube video by John Tesh
youtu.be
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Unironically *love* hearing Roundball Rock in the broadcast.
Happy New NBA Season, everybody.
#nbasky
youtu.be/V_h7Lm7C9Nk?...
Happy New NBA Season, everybody.
#nbasky
youtu.be/V_h7Lm7C9Nk?...
Jet lag had me up at 6am so I went to the hotel gym.
I have never in my life:
-used the hotel gym on a biz trip
-used any gym before going to work.
I have become everything I ever hated
I have never in my life:
-used the hotel gym on a biz trip
-used any gym before going to work.
I have become everything I ever hated
October 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Jet lag had me up at 6am so I went to the hotel gym.
I have never in my life:
-used the hotel gym on a biz trip
-used any gym before going to work.
I have become everything I ever hated
I have never in my life:
-used the hotel gym on a biz trip
-used any gym before going to work.
I have become everything I ever hated
And they said the roast battle format was dead
Close-up photos have revealed the prepared list of put-downs that Pam Bondi brought to use against senators during her Epstein hearing.
Bondi Accidentally Reveals Her Burn Book for Fiery Epstein Hearing
The attorney general chose to lash out rather than answer questions from lawmakers about the late pedophile.
trib.al
October 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
And they said the roast battle format was dead
Boss: any updates, Jim?
Me: NOT NOW DAMMIT DOLLY PARTON IS SICK
Me: NOT NOW DAMMIT DOLLY PARTON IS SICK
October 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Boss: any updates, Jim?
Me: NOT NOW DAMMIT DOLLY PARTON IS SICK
Me: NOT NOW DAMMIT DOLLY PARTON IS SICK
billion-dollar idea:
Protein cigarettes.
Protein cigarettes.
September 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
billion-dollar idea:
Protein cigarettes.
Protein cigarettes.
Reposted by Jim
Reposted by Jim
wrote about the “national conservative” vision for america
Opinion | They Don’t Want to Live in Lincoln’s America
www.nytimes.com
September 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
wrote about the “national conservative” vision for america
one person with low self esteem debates 20 friends who love them and attempt to give them a compliment
July 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
one person with low self esteem debates 20 friends who love them and attempt to give them a compliment
Things I Will Always Love:
Washington Dulles Airport's commitment to the use of the Blade Runner font
Washington Dulles Airport's commitment to the use of the Blade Runner font
July 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Things I Will Always Love:
Washington Dulles Airport's commitment to the use of the Blade Runner font
Washington Dulles Airport's commitment to the use of the Blade Runner font
LOL Facebook is now scanning the pictures on your phone that you don't even post.
Turn it off here:
Turn it off here:
July 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
LOL Facebook is now scanning the pictures on your phone that you don't even post.
Turn it off here:
Turn it off here:
CORK!
coupla-two-three tickets left for my solo show TONIGHT in Coughlan's!
www.coughlans.ie/whats-on/com...
coupla-two-three tickets left for my solo show TONIGHT in Coughlan's!
www.coughlans.ie/whats-on/com...
June 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
CORK!
coupla-two-three tickets left for my solo show TONIGHT in Coughlan's!
www.coughlans.ie/whats-on/com...
coupla-two-three tickets left for my solo show TONIGHT in Coughlan's!
www.coughlans.ie/whats-on/com...
what is a curtis yarvin and why is everyone mad that he's a moron
man, there's lots of morons, you can't let them get you upset like that
man, there's lots of morons, you can't let them get you upset like that
June 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
what is a curtis yarvin and why is everyone mad that he's a moron
man, there's lots of morons, you can't let them get you upset like that
man, there's lots of morons, you can't let them get you upset like that
This is the most cynical online gambling ad I have ever seen. I'm almost impressed by the audacity.
May 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This is the most cynical online gambling ad I have ever seen. I'm almost impressed by the audacity.
Corporate CEO addressing the company at the start of summer:
May 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Corporate CEO addressing the company at the start of summer:
Reposted by Jim
this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people
May 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people
Reposted by Jim
sorry man I'm trying my best
seems like like all of these networks suck and are run by a dipshit named Jim
Fast beginning to feel like Vox is no better than Vice to its people and its content
May 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
sorry man I'm trying my best
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Please highlight this story.
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects
A woman says her family’s fresh start in Oklahoma turned into a nightmare after federal immigration agents raided their home, taking their phones, laptops, and life savings – even though they were …
kfor.com
April 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Please highlight this story.
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.
kfor.com/news/local/w...
Fantastic scrap of overheard conversation in a pharmacy yesterday. Young (early 20's?) couple. Girl leading, guy trailing.
Guy: I don't want it to be too expensive.
Girl: You *need* to moisturise your *face*.
Guy: I don't want it to be too expensive.
Girl: You *need* to moisturise your *face*.
April 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Fantastic scrap of overheard conversation in a pharmacy yesterday. Young (early 20's?) couple. Girl leading, guy trailing.
Guy: I don't want it to be too expensive.
Girl: You *need* to moisturise your *face*.
Guy: I don't want it to be too expensive.
Girl: You *need* to moisturise your *face*.