Jim
@jimelliottcomedy.com
comedian
dublin, Ireland
www.jimelliottcomedy.com for tix and dates
dublin, Ireland
www.jimelliottcomedy.com for tix and dates
I call this meme
"NBA Opening Weekend 2025"
"NBA Opening Weekend 2025"
October 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I call this meme
"NBA Opening Weekend 2025"
"NBA Opening Weekend 2025"
Jet lag had me up at 6am so I went to the hotel gym.
I have never in my life:
-used the hotel gym on a biz trip
-used any gym before going to work.
I have become everything I ever hated
I have never in my life:
-used the hotel gym on a biz trip
-used any gym before going to work.
I have become everything I ever hated
October 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Jet lag had me up at 6am so I went to the hotel gym.
I have never in my life:
-used the hotel gym on a biz trip
-used any gym before going to work.
I have become everything I ever hated
I have never in my life:
-used the hotel gym on a biz trip
-used any gym before going to work.
I have become everything I ever hated
Things I Will Always Love:
Washington Dulles Airport's commitment to the use of the Blade Runner font
Washington Dulles Airport's commitment to the use of the Blade Runner font
July 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Things I Will Always Love:
Washington Dulles Airport's commitment to the use of the Blade Runner font
Washington Dulles Airport's commitment to the use of the Blade Runner font
LOL Facebook is now scanning the pictures on your phone that you don't even post.
Turn it off here:
Turn it off here:
July 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
LOL Facebook is now scanning the pictures on your phone that you don't even post.
Turn it off here:
Turn it off here:
CORK!
coupla-two-three tickets left for my solo show TONIGHT in Coughlan's!
www.coughlans.ie/whats-on/com...
coupla-two-three tickets left for my solo show TONIGHT in Coughlan's!
www.coughlans.ie/whats-on/com...
June 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
CORK!
coupla-two-three tickets left for my solo show TONIGHT in Coughlan's!
www.coughlans.ie/whats-on/com...
coupla-two-three tickets left for my solo show TONIGHT in Coughlan's!
www.coughlans.ie/whats-on/com...
This is the most cynical online gambling ad I have ever seen. I'm almost impressed by the audacity.
May 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This is the most cynical online gambling ad I have ever seen. I'm almost impressed by the audacity.
Corporate CEO addressing the company at the start of summer:
May 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Corporate CEO addressing the company at the start of summer:
we're all gonna die in poverty and our bodies will be emulsified to serve as coolant in a data center and the Washington Post is still out here handing out Pinocchios.
April 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
we're all gonna die in poverty and our bodies will be emulsified to serve as coolant in a data center and the Washington Post is still out here handing out Pinocchios.
New favorite t-shirt
(feat. office bathroom)
(feat. office bathroom)
April 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
New favorite t-shirt
(feat. office bathroom)
(feat. office bathroom)
Elmo planning to retire this year. Elmo 401k in shambles. Elmo not vote for this
April 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Elmo planning to retire this year. Elmo 401k in shambles. Elmo not vote for this
Gigged in one of the nicest theatres I've ever seen, the Everyman in Cork.
March 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Gigged in one of the nicest theatres I've ever seen, the Everyman in Cork.
You can't just throw away a t shirt of a beloved player when the shirt gets too old. You cut the sleeves off and keep them for another decade as pyjamas or gym gear.
March 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
You can't just throw away a t shirt of a beloved player when the shirt gets too old. You cut the sleeves off and keep them for another decade as pyjamas or gym gear.
HEY TALLAGHT AND DUBLIN
I've got a show coming up at the wonderful Civic Comedy Club.
civictheatre.ie for tix
RTs appreciated 🙏🤘
I've got a show coming up at the wonderful Civic Comedy Club.
civictheatre.ie for tix
RTs appreciated 🙏🤘
March 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
HEY TALLAGHT AND DUBLIN
I've got a show coming up at the wonderful Civic Comedy Club.
civictheatre.ie for tix
RTs appreciated 🙏🤘
I've got a show coming up at the wonderful Civic Comedy Club.
civictheatre.ie for tix
RTs appreciated 🙏🤘
So wide jeans are back in and I had two thoughts:
1) Jim, you're 44. You should not be shopping on this website.
2) OTOH, who the hell else can afford these? Three hundred dollars?
1) Jim, you're 44. You should not be shopping on this website.
2) OTOH, who the hell else can afford these? Three hundred dollars?
March 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
So wide jeans are back in and I had two thoughts:
1) Jim, you're 44. You should not be shopping on this website.
2) OTOH, who the hell else can afford these? Three hundred dollars?
1) Jim, you're 44. You should not be shopping on this website.
2) OTOH, who the hell else can afford these? Three hundred dollars?
GOOD NEWS
we're now gaining over four minutes a day of daylight (in Ireland). Almost half an hour a week, my dudes.
We're all gonna make it
we're now gaining over four minutes a day of daylight (in Ireland). Almost half an hour a week, my dudes.
We're all gonna make it
February 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
GOOD NEWS
we're now gaining over four minutes a day of daylight (in Ireland). Almost half an hour a week, my dudes.
We're all gonna make it
we're now gaining over four minutes a day of daylight (in Ireland). Almost half an hour a week, my dudes.
We're all gonna make it
The Rick James episode of Chappelle's Show originally aired twenty years ago yesterday.
If you remember this broadcast television event fondly, as I do, it's time to schedule a prostate check.
If you remember this broadcast television event fondly, as I do, it's time to schedule a prostate check.
February 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The Rick James episode of Chappelle's Show originally aired twenty years ago yesterday.
If you remember this broadcast television event fondly, as I do, it's time to schedule a prostate check.
If you remember this broadcast television event fondly, as I do, it's time to schedule a prostate check.
February 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Jayden Smith is in the house!
February 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Jayden Smith is in the house!