Jimb
@jimbogus.bsky.social
My #grandfather invented the #skateboard
pronouncing esports ehsportays
December 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
pronouncing esports ehsportays
I don’t know who the psychopath in charge of the Heathrow bathroom playlist is, but they got “Let It Snow” on repeat.
1. This is cruel to anyone who needs to be in there a minute to drop off the kids at the pool
2. The airport does not seem like an institution that should be rooting for snowfall??
1. This is cruel to anyone who needs to be in there a minute to drop off the kids at the pool
2. The airport does not seem like an institution that should be rooting for snowfall??
December 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I don’t know who the psychopath in charge of the Heathrow bathroom playlist is, but they got “Let It Snow” on repeat.
1. This is cruel to anyone who needs to be in there a minute to drop off the kids at the pool
2. The airport does not seem like an institution that should be rooting for snowfall??
1. This is cruel to anyone who needs to be in there a minute to drop off the kids at the pool
2. The airport does not seem like an institution that should be rooting for snowfall??
Every day the Google photos app sends me a notification that says “feline good” and has a picture of my cat who died two years ago
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Every day the Google photos app sends me a notification that says “feline good” and has a picture of my cat who died two years ago
Phillip Seymour Hofbräuhaus
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Phillip Seymour Hofbräuhaus
Another Ron Sproat classic
October 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Another Ron Sproat classic
it’s all been down hill since this peak
October 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
it’s all been down hill since this peak
Big things are happening!!!
October 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Big things are happening!!!
Fun fact denim was invented by Jean Jacket
September 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Fun fact denim was invented by Jean Jacket
Filing “oldest dome-headed dinosaur” away for the next time I need a withering insult to use on my enemies
September 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Filing “oldest dome-headed dinosaur” away for the next time I need a withering insult to use on my enemies
The ninja turtles are always destroying robots. We need them now more than ever
September 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The ninja turtles are always destroying robots. We need them now more than ever
Another government shutdown looming? Oh no what will we do without the government ruining everything
September 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Another government shutdown looming? Oh no what will we do without the government ruining everything
when I grown up I want to be a professional athlete so people google my name and “fantasy” all the time
September 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
when I grown up I want to be a professional athlete so people google my name and “fantasy” all the time
Ravens don’t even seem particularly hungry if you ask me
September 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Ravens don’t even seem particularly hungry if you ask me
These pizza rolls aren’t hitting like they used to. I think Totino’s heart just isn’t in it anymore
August 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
These pizza rolls aren’t hitting like they used to. I think Totino’s heart just isn’t in it anymore
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I’m an optimist, so I don’t see this as Dunkin serving me a half empty coffee. They served me a half _full_ coffee
August 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I’m an optimist, so I don’t see this as Dunkin serving me a half empty coffee. They served me a half _full_ coffee
I can’t believe I was on Amtrak for 4 whole days and I didn’t see Miles in Transit AT ALL
July 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I can’t believe I was on Amtrak for 4 whole days and I didn’t see Miles in Transit AT ALL
So exciting visiting Pikes Place Market in Seattle. Any of these little vendors could be the next Star Bucks. Maybe one day this little shop Sur La Table will be all over the country too
July 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
So exciting visiting Pikes Place Market in Seattle. Any of these little vendors could be the next Star Bucks. Maybe one day this little shop Sur La Table will be all over the country too
POV you just got thrown into one of Trump’s gulags
July 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
POV you just got thrown into one of Trump’s gulags
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"It was a cold night and the rain was coming down hard and I did not want to move from my couch. I called Zorba Express and a man came with a gyro in a greasy paper bag. I paid him and he left. The gyro was good and it felt good to eat in front of the TV and out of the rain."
Ernest Hemingway, Yelper
Sun City Asian Bistro and Café Category: Asian TWO STARS I called Sam and asked him if he wanted to come to dinner but he said he had softball prac...
buff.ly
July 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"It was a cold night and the rain was coming down hard and I did not want to move from my couch. I called Zorba Express and a man came with a gyro in a greasy paper bag. I paid him and he left. The gyro was good and it felt good to eat in front of the TV and out of the rain."
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"For weeks before the journey, dreams taunted me, insisting that I visit the Pink Pony Club. I knew I could be happy there. I can be happy anywhere there is liquor. I heard this club was a place where boys and girls could both be queens every single day."
Ernest Hemingway Visits Chappell Roan’s Pink Pony Club
If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, it stays with you for the rest of your life. Yet I could not ignore the visions of m...
buff.ly
July 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"For weeks before the journey, dreams taunted me, insisting that I visit the Pink Pony Club. I knew I could be happy there. I can be happy anywhere there is liquor. I heard this club was a place where boys and girls could both be queens every single day."
My computer caught a virus so I gave it some robotussin
June 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My computer caught a virus so I gave it some robotussin
Love island? Sure, love anyplace coastal really
June 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Love island? Sure, love anyplace coastal really
Condescending bigot: It’s Dick Clark’s New Years Rockin’ Eve, not Dick Clark’s New Years Rockin’ Steve
June 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Condescending bigot: It’s Dick Clark’s New Years Rockin’ Eve, not Dick Clark’s New Years Rockin’ Steve