Hey Donold, if everyone is born perfect the way 'God made them' then why do you wear so much orange bronzer?

Answer that you lying prick!

"The first lady will be in attendance" wait do they mean Grimes or

If you have to cancel all townhalls because they are filled with your angry voters, then maybe all your policies suck?

Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.

Tonight:

The Department of Ed has a form to snitch on DEI policies in schools.

I’d be a shame if we broke it with thousands of responses… enddei.ed.gov

I know it's a bit early
But somebody somewhere
Needs and endless field of flowers today

Union Square rally.

Mike Pence just reposted an old article he wrote about the limitations on the powers of a president. For some reason. Here is a part of it.

"That is why Elon’s commission looks, sounds, and smells like a sham. Because thus far, the biggest beneficiaries aren’t working class Americans, but rather Elon Musk himself. You don’t get credit for rooting out abuse if your execution raises more questions than it answers."

The sky is falling,
the wind is calling
Stand for something,
or die in the morning
Kendrick Lamar

The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.

This is Chad Pergram of Fox News. One of the great Hill reporters, no matter what you think of his network.