Jiji Cullen
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Jiji Cullen
@jiji.contact
Part time writer, videographer, and code ruiner. My head fell in the cheese dip back in 1957.

What’s the last film you watched?
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lol I wrote this
One Nintendo fan professed to enjoying all of the publisher’s music, apart from the Donkey Kong Country soundtrack and DK Rap.

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I wrote this & am now imprisoned deep under Nintendoland
The new Ace Attorney amiibo will reportedly have some “objections” to any pirated software on your Nintendo Switch family of systems.

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August 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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A local Ice-type gym leader is looking to distance himself from the American organization of the same name.

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August 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Just found out Danny DeVito is 80 years old and now I’m stressed
August 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I keep mine outside and feed the cables through the window. It rains a lot here.
Wait, are we not all keeping our PCs on top of our desks?
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August 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Imagine being a pigeon and just eating people’s discarded chips, hanging out on lampposts and shitting on cars
August 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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GameFAQs was a beautiful site in the past, but you might be underestimating just how important it is in the present.

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August 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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My latest for Palette Swap!
August 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Is it just me or doesn’t this review sound like a 5 star rating??
August 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Acclaimed director Martin Scorsese was too afraid to admit he has no idea what a second unit director does.

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July 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Film nerds do such a disservice to Barry Lyndon by focussing just on the candlelight scenes. Yes they are amazing, but there’s so much incredible stuff in that film.
July 27, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Just watched Boiling Point (1990) and uhhh… does Takeshi Kitano have a bit of a problem with women?
July 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
What a bastard
After only 24 hours in the afterlife, former professional wrestler and labor wrongs activist Hulk Hogan was up to his usual tricks.

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July 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Covered some distressing news for Palette Swap
July 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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first they came for heavenly badonkers angel bitches
We ran a scan; looks like around (roughly) 225 NSFW/Hentai games pulled from Steam in the recent purge.
July 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Leave it to @tayfabe.bsky.social to write a hilarious piece about making Cyberpunk as sad as you can. I love the way she dives into the games she loves and spends time getting to know their worlds and lore inside out (while I sit next to her on the couch & play a different GBA game every 2 hours)
"Against my better judgement, I tried to get the bleakest ending in Cyberpunk 2077. It was worse than I thought."

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July 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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🚨 New video from me about the horse game everyone's talking about this week 🚨

Yes,

It's Viva Pinata

(And it's brilliant)

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July 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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July 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Come be gay and/or woke with me next week!
3AM-6AM ET - Mystery Box

@doctorvenkman.com, fellow Hard Drive writer @amityblamity.bsky.social and maybe some other friends will be hanging out and playing a variety of games in the early morning hours.
July 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Going to see The Shrouds at the cinema in a bit 👀
July 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’m getting suspiria (2018) vibes but less freaky bc not enough people watched suspiria?

Also I feel like an Ayo Edebiri hipster bc I saw Bottoms at the cinema when it came out and loved her in it and then she seemed to be everywhere suddenly

Or is that a Baader-Meinhof thing?
Watch the official trailer for Luca Guadagnino's After the Hunt, starring Ayo Edebiri, Andrew Garfield and Julia Roberts 👀

In theaters October 17 via Amazon MGM Studios.
July 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Just watched Crash (1996) and the opening credits are incredibly y2k

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Crash (1996) David Cronenberg
YouTube video by SANPIUS
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July 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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A new roguelike video game seems like the most shameless Hades knockoff yet.

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July 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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"It used to be that I could get quite the thrill from axing one of our own properties. I don’t think I’ve ever came so hard as I did when I binned Batgirl. But I’ve encountered diminishing returns," CEO David Zaslav said.

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July 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Watching Pickpocket (1959) and why is this so funny
July 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM