Mason
@jigsaw-1721.bsky.social
25 | B.S Neuroscience | Las Vegas, NV
My life consists of Cats and Taylor Swift
Narcoleptic with a coffee addiction
🏳️🌈👬🏻 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My life consists of Cats and Taylor Swift
Narcoleptic with a coffee addiction
🏳️🌈👬🏻 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
September 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
25,
The year of great friends, great doggos, and a great husband 🐶🏳️🌈
The year of crippling back pain and much needed spinal surgery 🩻
The year I found my love for the gym and can now say 7 months post op that I am 95% pain free. 🏋️♂️🤸♂️
Here’s to 26 🥂
The year of great friends, great doggos, and a great husband 🐶🏳️🌈
The year of crippling back pain and much needed spinal surgery 🩻
The year I found my love for the gym and can now say 7 months post op that I am 95% pain free. 🏋️♂️🤸♂️
Here’s to 26 🥂
June 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
25,
The year of great friends, great doggos, and a great husband 🐶🏳️🌈
The year of crippling back pain and much needed spinal surgery 🩻
The year I found my love for the gym and can now say 7 months post op that I am 95% pain free. 🏋️♂️🤸♂️
Here’s to 26 🥂
The year of great friends, great doggos, and a great husband 🐶🏳️🌈
The year of crippling back pain and much needed spinal surgery 🩻
The year I found my love for the gym and can now say 7 months post op that I am 95% pain free. 🏋️♂️🤸♂️
Here’s to 26 🥂
There is nothing worse on this planet than a Chick-fil-A twink.
March 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
There is nothing worse on this planet than a Chick-fil-A twink.
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Ariana Grande stuns for the cover of The Hollywood Reporter.
February 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ariana Grande stuns for the cover of The Hollywood Reporter.
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Sabrina Carpenter graces the cover of Vogue Magazine.
February 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Sabrina Carpenter graces the cover of Vogue Magazine.
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Duolingo announces that Duo, the app mascot, is dead.
February 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Duolingo announces that Duo, the app mascot, is dead.
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Clearest image ever taken of Pluto
February 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Clearest image ever taken of Pluto
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Taylor Swift tipping workers at a Grammys after-party.
February 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Taylor Swift tipping workers at a Grammys after-party.
Anyone who says that woobles are easy for beginners are full of shit. Very user friendly, but oh my god it’s still hard.
January 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Anyone who says that woobles are easy for beginners are full of shit. Very user friendly, but oh my god it’s still hard.
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True statement that often makes me feel terribly sad ashamed of the world we live in. 😪🙏
December 29, 2024 at 2:15 PM
True statement that often makes me feel terribly sad ashamed of the world we live in. 😪🙏
I’ve made it a morning ritual to do my daily Happy Color followed by the 4 LinkedIn games and let me tell you…
Might be the best part of my day to be honest
Might be the best part of my day to be honest
December 27, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I’ve made it a morning ritual to do my daily Happy Color followed by the 4 LinkedIn games and let me tell you…
Might be the best part of my day to be honest
Might be the best part of my day to be honest
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Had some groceries delivered. Reminded myself to grab them right away because there are bagels in there, and sometimes squirrels eat the bagels if I'm not quick. Went out there, one paper bag was labeled BREAD. Very quickly felt my brain go, "Well, jeez, don't write it on the bag."
December 18, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Had some groceries delivered. Reminded myself to grab them right away because there are bagels in there, and sometimes squirrels eat the bagels if I'm not quick. Went out there, one paper bag was labeled BREAD. Very quickly felt my brain go, "Well, jeez, don't write it on the bag."
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Tomorrow is my ANNIVERSARY holy shit it’s been a year
December 17, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Tomorrow is my ANNIVERSARY holy shit it’s been a year
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To me, nothing is funnier than this. Everything competes with scrunched up Kermit
December 2, 2024 at 6:47 AM
To me, nothing is funnier than this. Everything competes with scrunched up Kermit
Get the Louvre on the phone immediately.
December 17, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Get the Louvre on the phone immediately.
As long as I don’t have to be good at all of them 🤡
December 16, 2024 at 7:30 AM
As long as I don’t have to be good at all of them 🤡
We have not been talking about French Tucks enough…
December 14, 2024 at 10:39 PM
We have not been talking about French Tucks enough…
The chamber of secrets must’ve had some dope ass ventilation because that sounds musty and moldy. Sorry Ginnie
December 14, 2024 at 8:23 PM
The chamber of secrets must’ve had some dope ass ventilation because that sounds musty and moldy. Sorry Ginnie
I need Tally the Elf to tell me if I’m on the naughty or nice list 🫣🥺
December 14, 2024 at 7:09 AM
I need Tally the Elf to tell me if I’m on the naughty or nice list 🫣🥺
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To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.
December 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.
Not gonna lie I really like the daily LinkedIn games 🫣
December 12, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Not gonna lie I really like the daily LinkedIn games 🫣
I miss studying neuroscience in college. I need to entertain my brain by reading material on my own.
December 12, 2024 at 4:56 PM
I miss studying neuroscience in college. I need to entertain my brain by reading material on my own.