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@jiggyjools.bsky.social
used to work in hockey now I only shitpost about it
in three days i‘ll fly to stockholm to see sidney crosby play some hockey, see some friends and eat some swedish food. time to reactivate this account so i stay on top of hockey gossip.
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
the absolute audacity of steve dangle making videos about how it’s a shame that toronto fans were treating mitch badly in the end, like he himself didn’t shout „mitch sucks“ into a microphone a thousand times.
July 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
will the streak of bad news never end?!
July 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
there’s a heatwave in Germany and I am way too sweaty to be this sad. so i‘m just gonna pretend like the vgk don’t exist and this video just came out.
July 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
count. me. back. in.
June 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
between the team canada trial, the imminent marner trade and the stupid panthers winning the cup, i was really not feeling like hockey the past few weeks. but apparently we are reuniting boyfriends, so count me back in.
June 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
this might be the funniest thing on the internet.

(also, i am not above taking this seriously if it helps in some way.)
May 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Joel Quenneville helped cover up the sexual abuse of one of his own players. He's not fit to ever coach again at any level.
May 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
i can also warmly recommend crashthebluepaint on tiktok for very thorough daily recaps of everything that happened in court. vm.tiktok.com/ZNd6SjcbQ/
May 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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don't think I've used this on bsky yet
May 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
me: as soon as i start getting emotionally invested in the leafs playoff run, things will go south. i‘ve been burned before. i am cool, calm, colle-
panthers: [intentionally hit my goalie in the head]
me: I WILL BURN THIS CITY TO THE GROUND
May 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
mitchy being a trailblazer for hockey dudes by not only giving his child a normal ass name but also saying something lovely about women giving birth. incredible.
May 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
maybe the best summary of what has happened so far that I have read.
CW: Discussions of sexual assault and self-harm.

The trial of five 2018 Canadian World Juniors players charged with sexual assault began in London, ON, this week. For updated coverage free of paywalls, we have compiled information about the case here: buff.ly/ZHRUzq0
April 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
European Leafs fans waking up to their notifications like
April 21, 2025 at 6:54 AM
full expecting a bunch of my favorite players having some horrible takes about this on social media during this trial.
The trial of five former players on Canada's 2018 World Juniors team is scheduled to begin in six weeks, on Apr. 22.
The trial will begin at the same time as NHL teams are playing in the first round of the playoffs and ahead of a federal election, which reportedly will be held as soon as Apr. 28.
March 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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unrelated but here's trevor zegras with his hand in his ass
March 6, 2025 at 5:54 AM
everything sucks, the world is burning, but at least love won this trade deadline
March 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
my love for this little rat man came out of nowhere and this is getting me excited like few other things did this month.
February 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Sidney Crosby forever
February 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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elliotte friedman: this event is NOT political in anyway and fans booing the anthem are disrespecting the troops

bill guerin: our players want to get a big wet kiss from donnie trump because they're special little boys who love manifest destiny
February 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
completely unrelated i would like to repeat the fact that Eichel is the German word for cockhead. feels like a good time to mention this.
So Bill Guerin and all of USA Hockey can eat literal shit forever www.thedailybeast.com/us-hockey-te...
February 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
can’t find a stream for the game but at least the finnish family i lived with in sweden sends me roughly 4 texts a minute so i guess that’s how i know what’s happening.
February 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
had my gallbladder taken out last week and today i started my period. i can honestly say that the latter hurts way more. the men in my life will never stop hearing about this.
February 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
the dopamine boost i get from watching travis konecny and seth jarvis interact. they’re the same dude in different fonts! it’s meant to be!
February 13, 2025 at 9:18 AM