insomniacal
@jhcoleman.bsky.social
trepid adventurer. ride bikes, drink beer. damn the man.
Fuck that guy. Like, seriously.
September 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Fuck that guy. Like, seriously.
He really is dying to change the subject on Epstein…
September 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
He really is dying to change the subject on Epstein…
They skipped lunch at the summit, but Putin had a TACO in the car.
August 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
They skipped lunch at the summit, but Putin had a TACO in the car.
“Never go to bed angry” they said. So I never go to bed.
June 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
“Never go to bed angry” they said. So I never go to bed.
June 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Did JD Vance kill the pope?
I’m just asking questions….
(Am I doing this right?)
I’m just asking questions….
(Am I doing this right?)
April 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Did JD Vance kill the pope?
I’m just asking questions….
(Am I doing this right?)
I’m just asking questions….
(Am I doing this right?)
How many trump coins do you have to buy to get your tariffs removed? Asking for a penguin.
April 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
How many trump coins do you have to buy to get your tariffs removed? Asking for a penguin.
So the new guy sucks so much the market crashed harder than it has since Donald Trump was president. Remember that loser?
April 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
So the new guy sucks so much the market crashed harder than it has since Donald Trump was president. Remember that loser?
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Can’t sleep. Clown will eat me.
December 21, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Can’t sleep. Clown will eat me.
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I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a
December 19, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a
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Your Daily Affirmation:
And lo, though fuckweasels and asshats would vex me, they harsh not my mood, for they are but ephemeral wisps of ignorance, incapable of diverting my attention and drive from the joy, spice, and satisfaction that is my life on Taco Tuesday. Amen.
And lo, though fuckweasels and asshats would vex me, they harsh not my mood, for they are but ephemeral wisps of ignorance, incapable of diverting my attention and drive from the joy, spice, and satisfaction that is my life on Taco Tuesday. Amen.
December 10, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
And lo, though fuckweasels and asshats would vex me, they harsh not my mood, for they are but ephemeral wisps of ignorance, incapable of diverting my attention and drive from the joy, spice, and satisfaction that is my life on Taco Tuesday. Amen.
And lo, though fuckweasels and asshats would vex me, they harsh not my mood, for they are but ephemeral wisps of ignorance, incapable of diverting my attention and drive from the joy, spice, and satisfaction that is my life on Taco Tuesday. Amen.
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From what I can gather from the last few days of commentary, there really is a solution to the trolley problem.
December 7, 2024 at 5:25 AM
From what I can gather from the last few days of commentary, there really is a solution to the trolley problem.
Remember when the former president wanted to buy or maybe trade Puerto Rico for Greenland? Dunno why I thought of that today…
December 4, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Remember when the former president wanted to buy or maybe trade Puerto Rico for Greenland? Dunno why I thought of that today…
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A key asymmetry of this era of American politics and how it’s covered is that Trump is expected to do bad and corrupt things, so when he does it barely qualifies as news. But Dems are expected to be beyond reproach, so anything that seems even slightly suspect is a huge scandal.
December 2, 2024 at 11:09 PM
A key asymmetry of this era of American politics and how it’s covered is that Trump is expected to do bad and corrupt things, so when he does it barely qualifies as news. But Dems are expected to be beyond reproach, so anything that seems even slightly suspect is a huge scandal.
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We should probably stop electing people who are preparing for the rapture.
November 30, 2024 at 5:50 AM
We should probably stop electing people who are preparing for the rapture.
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Honestly fucking sick of people who aren't in a profession telling people how to do their profession. Are you a teacher? Then maybe shut the fuck up about what teachers should do. Are you a doctor or trained medical researcher? Then fuck your opinion on vaccines.
November 28, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Honestly fucking sick of people who aren't in a profession telling people how to do their profession. Are you a teacher? Then maybe shut the fuck up about what teachers should do. Are you a doctor or trained medical researcher? Then fuck your opinion on vaccines.
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I don’t give a fuck who you fuck.
I don’t give a shit where you shit.
I don’t give a damn who you think should be damned.
Jesus said love your neighbors. Maybe we should try that.
I don’t give a shit where you shit.
I don’t give a damn who you think should be damned.
Jesus said love your neighbors. Maybe we should try that.
November 25, 2024 at 11:44 PM
I don’t give a fuck who you fuck.
I don’t give a shit where you shit.
I don’t give a damn who you think should be damned.
Jesus said love your neighbors. Maybe we should try that.
I don’t give a shit where you shit.
I don’t give a damn who you think should be damned.
Jesus said love your neighbors. Maybe we should try that.
The efficiency thing is working. At this rate the entire cabinet will be able to drive around in one car.
#clowncabinet
#clowncabinet
November 18, 2024 at 8:56 PM
The efficiency thing is working. At this rate the entire cabinet will be able to drive around in one car.
#clowncabinet
#clowncabinet
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #375,599!
October 3, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #375,599!
Fucked around with Cynicism and found doubt.
Fucked around with Canada and found oot.
fucked around with veruca salt and found pout
August 12, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Fucked around with Cynicism and found doubt.
Flight delayed? Whatever shall I do?
October 20, 2023 at 9:33 PM
Flight delayed? Whatever shall I do?
I made a cinnamon infused honey syrup at work yesterday. I didn’t get a chance to make a cocktail with it but it’s delicious in coldbrew. Tomorrow I’m gonna make a Gold Rush that will knock yer socks off.
October 5, 2023 at 9:33 PM
I made a cinnamon infused honey syrup at work yesterday. I didn’t get a chance to make a cocktail with it but it’s delicious in coldbrew. Tomorrow I’m gonna make a Gold Rush that will knock yer socks off.