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Jesus H Christ
@jhchrist.bsky.social
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I'm Jesus H Christ on Twitter--despise DonOld, Elmo's a bloated nitwit+want to see a woman POTUS before I die. Retired military, old as dirt, female human. If you aren't racist, sexist, bigoted or mean (esp. to kids) you're OK! No DMs! I'm NOT (too) RUDE!
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jhchrist.bsky.social
Birds of a feather...
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
jhchrist.bsky.social
I have an old police whistle!
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Once he started calling himself Billy the Kid* the goat pun became even more appropriate

*his real name was Henry McCarty
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
jhchrist.bsky.social
Charming.

When they tell ya what they are, believe them!
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
jhchrist.bsky.social
Winter White House in CANCUN?
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
jhchrist.bsky.social
Hmmm!
"Chivato" is a Spanish word with multiple meanings depending on the region, most commonly translating to "informer" or "snitch," but also referring to a young goat (kid), a rascal or sneak, or a warning light/beeper. Other meanings include "tattletale," "cheap liquor," and, in some areas, a specific plant or a mythical ghost. Common translations Informer/Snitch: This is a very common meaning, referring to someone who betrays a group by giving information to authorities. Examples: "informer," "stool pigeon," "rat," "grass". Young goat (kid): In a zoological context, it can mean a young goat. Rascal/Sneak: Used colloquially to describe a mischievous, deceitful, or mischievous person. Warning light: In an electrical or engineering context, it can refer to a warning lamp or indicator light. Other meanings Tattletale: A person who tells on others, especially children. Cheap liquor: In some regions, like Chile, it can mean inexpensive alcoholic beverage. Mythical creature: In Panama, it can be a folkloric ghost that looks like a goat with flames from its eyes. Billy the Kid: In some parts of New Mexico, this is a nickname for the outlaw Billy the Kid. Plant: It can refer to specific types of trees or peppers, depending on the country.
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
jhchrist.bsky.social
Better teeth!!!
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
jhchrist.bsky.social
The Epstein estate might have to step in. . .
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
jhchrist.bsky.social
War criminals!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
jhchrist.bsky.social
Here's a headline: JESUS H CHRIST SAYS EPSTEIN ESTATE SHOULD DROP A FEW MORE EMAILS, JUST TO MAKE CONTINUED SUBTERFUGE POINTLESS.
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
jhchrist.bsky.social
PICK HIM UUUUPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
jhchrist.bsky.social
He likes to be the center of attention!
donald trump is sitting at a desk with a piece of paper that says hi ladies
Alt: The clueless idiot-lardass currently serving as POTUS, DonOLD Trump, is seated at the Resolute Desk, displaying a presentation folder with the words HI WHAT's UP? scrawled in a large, childish hand on the two pieces of paper in the folder. It's from a meme where meme generators could put their own snark in the folder for DonOLD to display.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
jhchrist.bsky.social
LET THEM FIGHT!!!! Muahahahaha!!!!!
patrick star from spongebob squarepants has his arms crossed
Alt: Patrick Star, SpongeBob's best friend is rubbing his "hands" together with glee, with an evil grin and fixed gaze on his face. He is a pink, lazy, overweight cartoon starfish who lives under a rock and enjoys doing nothing. Patrick is known for his silly and often unintelligent behavior, which contrasts with his occasional flashes of genius.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
jhchrist.bsky.social
Ouch...grannie's necklace? Grampa's signet ring?
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM