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Jesus H Christ
@jhchrist.bsky.social
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I'm Jesus H Christ on Twitter--despise DonOld, Elmo's a bloated nitwit+want to see a woman POTUS before I die. Retired military, old as dirt, female human. If you aren't racist, sexist, bigoted or mean (esp. to kids) you're OK! No DMs! I'm NOT (too) RUDE!
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jhchrist.bsky.social
Hmmm. Not enough to make one of those creepy chairs.

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A photo of an Elk Antler Armchair (looks uncomfortable) Retailing for $3,800.00 with sales blurb: USA, ca. 1920. An absolutely wild armchair completely handmade from elk antlers. An early approach to sustainable living and letting nothing go to waste, this piece traces its origins to a South Dakota huntsman. Heavy and sturdy with iron nails. In overall very good antique condition with appropriate surface patina. Dimensions: 27” wide x 39” deep x 52” high; 18” seat height.
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Hmmm!
"Chivato" is a Spanish word with multiple meanings depending on the region, most commonly translating to "informer" or "snitch," but also referring to a young goat (kid), a rascal or sneak, or a warning light/beeper. Other meanings include "tattletale," "cheap liquor," and, in some areas, a specific plant or a mythical ghost. Common translations Informer/Snitch: This is a very common meaning, referring to someone who betrays a group by giving information to authorities. Examples: "informer," "stool pigeon," "rat," "grass". Young goat (kid): In a zoological context, it can mean a young goat. Rascal/Sneak: Used colloquially to describe a mischievous, deceitful, or mischievous person. Warning light: In an electrical or engineering context, it can refer to a warning lamp or indicator light. Other meanings Tattletale: A person who tells on others, especially children. Cheap liquor: In some regions, like Chile, it can mean inexpensive alcoholic beverage. Mythical creature: In Panama, it can be a folkloric ghost that looks like a goat with flames from its eyes. Billy the Kid: In some parts of New Mexico, this is a nickname for the outlaw Billy the Kid. Plant: It can refer to specific types of trees or peppers, depending on the country.
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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UH OH!!!!
THE NEW YORK TIMES Nov. 12, 2025, 8:38 a.m. ET BREAKING NEWS Doug Mills/The New York Times PHOTO showing DonOLD Trump lumbering down a WH hallway with red carpet trimmed in gold, wearing his blue suit/red tie and carrying a presentation folder under his left arm, looking, fat, slovenly, exhausted, and dour. The CAPTION reads: Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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He has no problem failing in his cabinet secretary oath to support and defend the Constitution against all enemies...and I don't know if he upheld the "First, do no harm" of the Hippocratic oath either.

I will give him props for running towards the issue rather than running away like HHS Brainworm.
Promotion of Unproven Remedies: Dr. Oz has frequently recommended "exotic" diet aids, such as green coffee bean extract, raspberry ketone, and yacon syrup, often describing them with terms like "miracle" or "lightning in a bottle" despite a lack of rigorous scientific evidence. Lack of Scientific Backing: A study of his recommendations found that only 46% were supported by published evidence, while 39% lacked support and 15% were contradicted by evidence. He has admitted to a Senate panel that his claims often "don't have the scientific muster to present as fact". FTC Action: The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has pursued action against marketers who used Dr. Oz's claims to make false advertising promises about specific products (e.g., the green coffee bean extract supplier was fined $3.5 million). Personal Sales vs. Influence: Dr. Oz has maintained that he does not personally sell any products and is a victim of fraudsters who use his name and image in deceptive ads. However, critics argue he has an ethical responsibility for the "Dr. Oz effect," where his language directly fuels the market for unproven supplements. Criticism: Various figures, including researchers, fellow doctors, and politicians, have accused him of promoting pseudoscience and acting as a "snake oil salesman" to millions of viewers.
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
jhchrist.bsky.social
How horrible. The full image is even worse.

I've had enough "Anguish" this year to last a lifetime.

Look at those scavengers, ready to pick the babe apart.
A painting by Auguste Friedrich Albrecht Schenck, perhaps his most famous, showing a ewe keening over the corpse of her dead lamb whilst a murder of crows and other birds gather round ready to pick the wee lamb apart before it's even cold. The sky is overcast and brown, the ground is covered with snow. It's a very depressing and painful image. This was probably the painter's most well known painting, but he's done many others with sheep as the subject. He had a very fine hand with the brush.
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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DonOLD told her "NO!!!" to running for Senate. She's listed as "declined" re: governor race and running to stay in the House on Wikipedia.
Republican primary Candidates Declared Chris Carr, attorney general of Georgia (2016–present)[3] Clark Dean, real estate executive[4] Burt Jones, lieutenant governor of Georgia (2023–present)[5] Brad Raffensperger, Georgia Secretary of State (2019–present)[6] Ken Yasger, member of the Georgia Army National Guard[7] Declined Marjorie Taylor Greene, U.S. representative from Georgia's 14th congressional district (2021–present) (running for re-election)[8] Andrew Clyde, U.S. representative from Georgia's 9th congressional district (2021–present)[9] (running for re-election)[10]
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
jhchrist.bsky.social
Wonder if he had one of those fancy ones, built into a chair? LOL!! He was kinda tall to do the "bombs away!"
A display of 1860-era "commode chairs" in various styles, from armchairs with a hidden pot underneath the seat, to simple boxes where one lifts the seat to reveal a hole where the pot is positioned beneath.
November 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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This guy says it's not on the tour, but they dumped us out the back door at the end of the visit and told us to take a gander. It's a great tour, I recommend it.

I imagine Abe favored the taller one!!
A room with what looks like three half barrels, with the smaller end at the top, with round wooden collars fitted on top of the rims. The barrel is unsealed meaning there is no wood at the top, so it forms a makeshift wooden toilet. There's no dividers between them. The walls are white, the floor is rough wood, and there is a window with wooden slats to the viewer's left. It is, in essence, a high end outhouse!
November 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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He's grinding on her like she's a leather two cushion Chesterfield!!!
A brown leather, two cushion, button backed Chesterfield sofa is positioned in front of a brick wall on paver flooring...the perfect snuggling companion for a couchphucker such as JD!
November 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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I can't WAIT!!!!!
Snippet from graphic in post preceding this one, advising that the song "Premieres in 25 minutes, October 29 at 9:00 AM" and "Notification on" with a bell icon beside it.
October 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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"You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies"

It is NOT the "Trump Ballroom."

When you refer to it, do so thusly (and thank you for your attention to this matter):
An image of a luxurious room with tables set with the finest linens and china, fancy centerpieces, rich curtains, gold embellishments, golden sconces and an enormous chandelier, an ornate ceiling, marble flooring...with the chryon below reading LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE EPSTEIN BALLROOM.
October 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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The subset that follow Andrew "Pink Panty" Tate would be busting down the door, though! It's kind of a "reap what you sow" barb directed at the "Toxic Masculinity" crew.
Andrew Tate in sunglasses, bald, bearded, tattooed, steroidal little asshole, sits under a tropical hut-style shaded area in what looks to be a poolside environment, on a black padded chair, holding a hookah hose in his left hand. He wears a large gold watch and tiny pink swimsuit with blue accents, and appears to have no penis whatsoever. His mouth is open, speaking, and he's gesturing authoritatively. He personifies a smug little dick.
October 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Laugh of the day...
A cartoon of a Caucasian mid-century family having a cookout, food spread out all round, Mom in a June Cleaver dress, Dad dressed like Ward, little girl wearing a chef's hat, yellow dress and ankle sox and little boy in dark shorts/striped shirt/ankle sox...and the caption says: DAD COOKS DINNER AND USES DEER MEAT BUT DOESN'T TELL THE KIDS. DAD GIVES THEM A CLUE... In speech bubbles, the conversation is as follows: Son Billy: WHAT KIND OF MEAT IS THIS? Dad: IT'S SOMETHING YOUR MOM CALLS ME EVERY DAY. Daughter: grabbing a soda pop from an ice filled metal bucket: OMG BILLY ! IT'S AN ASSHOLE DON'T EAT IT!!!
October 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Photo of helo with RED X over it. A Russian Ka-52 helicopter crashed, killing both crew members, reportedly in the Kursk region around October 11, 2025. Sources indicate the crash was caused by poor weather and low-altitude disorientation during its return from a mission, while other reports suggest it may have been shot down by an "Uragan" rocket or due to mechanical failure. Cause of crash: While some reports attribute the crash to poor weather and disorientation leading to a low-altitude impact, others suggest the cause was a rocket hit or a technical malfunction. Crew status: Both pilots died in the incident. Location: Initial reports specify the crash occurred in the Kursk region. Impact: This loss adds to a significant number of Ka-52 helicopter losses since the beginning of the invasion in Ukraine.
October 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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MUGSHOT (3 views full length--right profile, full front, left profile) with caption: John Mitchell, attorney general under Richard Nixon, served 19 months in prison after being convicted of conspiracy, obstruction of justice, and perjury charges in connection with his role in the Watergate scandal. Mitchell, who served as AG from 1969 until 1972, died in 1988 at the age of 75.
October 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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One of the first ANTIFA meetings in Canada, movement leaders in foreground!
SEATED--FDR and Winston Churchill in Newfoundland; Admirals King and Stark standing behind them. ( Atlantic Charter Conference, August 9–12, 1941)
October 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Very cool!!
A close up snip of the center of the photo. The aunt discussed above with Paul McCartney on the left (her right) and John Lennon on the right (her left--she's in the center). The aunt is a jazzy young caucasian lass with blonde hair piled high on her head. Very "mod!"
September 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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I was utterly SHOCKED to learn what an inveterate racist she was! I really had no idea when she was in her heyday.
Racist comments and legal consequences Bardot has been fined multiple times over several decades for violating France's strict anti-racism laws. Some of the most widely reported instances include: Targeting Muslims: In her books and public statements, Bardot has repeatedly expressed opposition to what she calls "the Islamization of France". In 2004, she was fined for her book Un cri dans le silence (A Scream in the Silence), in which she described the Muslim community as "invaders". "Destroying our country": In a 2006 letter to then-Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy, she protested the Muslim festival of Eid al-Adha and wrote that she was "fed up with being under the thumb of this population which is destroying us, destroying our country". Insulting inhabitants of Réunion: In 2019, Bardot sent an open letter to the prefect of the French island of Réunion, describing the inhabitants as "degenerate savages" who had "kept their savage genes". Her comments, made under the guise of protesting animal cruelty on the island, resulted in a €20,000 fine for inciting racial hatred. Criticism and public reaction Accusations of bigotry: Bardot's career as an animal rights activist has been tainted by her bigotry. Critics argue that she uses animal welfare as a pretext to express her racist opinions, while defending her comments in court as simply "outspoken". Widespread condemnation: Her comments have triggered outrage from government officials and anti-racism organizations in France. These groups have frequently taken legal action against her for her repeated offenses. Tarnished reputation: Many observers feel that Bardot's influence and legacy are now permanently damaged by her racism and other controversies, including her condemnation of the #MeToo movement.
September 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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The New York Times Sep. 19, 2025, 1:23 p.m. ET BREAKING NEWS PHOTO BY Eric Lee for The New York Times shows DonOLD from a ground-up view, his makeup-smeared hand by his side, glumly responding to reporters who are holding out their microphones. HEADLINE: Judge Dismisses Trump’s Lawsuit Against The New York Times The judge said that the complaint failed to contain a “short and plain statement of the claim.” Trump has 28 days to refile.
September 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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One of the criminal RINGLEADERS!!!!
General Dwight D. Eisenhower in uniform.
September 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose...
Photo of Will Hays, the former postmaster general of the US who crafted the Hays Code that took all the fun out of movies for DECADES, before the ratings system put viewing decisions back in the hands of parents with age restrictions (PG, R, X, etc).
September 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Who are these guys wearing grannie's toe-less white support knee socks over their heads?
A photo of toeless white support hose being modeled by a caucasian person with well muscled calves and slightly hairy legs.
September 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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The New York Times Sep. 16, 2025, 9:57 a.m. ET BREAKING NEWS Jefferson Siegel for The New York Times Photo shows Luigi being escorted in front-fastened handcuffs through what looks like a courthouse hallway, dressed in white open collared shirt, maroon crew sweater and grey trousers, surrounded by men in suits with badges who appear to be law enforcement personnel. His posture is upright and he's looking straight ahead with his head up. State Terrorism Charges Against Luigi Mangione Are Dismissed Two charges, including one that charged Mangione with first-degree murder, was “legally insufficient,” a judge said. The 27-year-old, who is accused in the fatal shooting of UnitedHealthcare’s chief executive last year, is still facing a second-degree murder charge.
September 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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An image of toy soldiers, made of molded plastic, engaged in gardening activities, sweeping, raking and pushing a mower. The headline reads: With Christmas only a short time away, toymakers are working hard to commemorate the Battle of DC.
September 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Looks like they're trying a little harder with the hand concealer. This is the left hand that had fresh bruising yesterday, you can still see it a bit under the makeup.
Trump's left hand, close up--slight discoloration under concealer.
August 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM