Jesse Hagen
@jhagen34.bsky.social
Once thought a brisket would only take 3 hours in the crockpot and had to eat it at midnight.
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Erewhon smoothie in an IV drip
May 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Erewhon smoothie in an IV drip
Tear drops. Drops of other stuff. Etc. 🤣
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Tear drops. Drops of other stuff. Etc. 🤣
Byline for SFGate is a devastating touch. 🤌
May 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Byline for SFGate is a devastating touch. 🤌
That was his revenge. This is his wrath (postmortal). 🤣
May 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
That was his revenge. This is his wrath (postmortal). 🤣
Precisely! George Mikan's wrath!!!
May 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Precisely! George Mikan's wrath!!!
Don't worry, my dude. I'll make it up by observing hoochie daddy shorts season on the first possible occasion.
May 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Don't worry, my dude. I'll make it up by observing hoochie daddy shorts season on the first possible occasion.
Ecstatic to see Magary Wolves posts
April 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Ecstatic to see Magary Wolves posts
The best Disney song and it's not particularly close.
March 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The best Disney song and it's not particularly close.
Great timing, E. Have my beret on today. You inspired a little commute karaoke. This one goes out to beret gang. 💜
March 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Great timing, E. Have my beret on today. You inspired a little commute karaoke. This one goes out to beret gang. 💜
I'm genuinely ecstatic for you (and that's as a Wolves fan). It's so special.
Helped this couple take a photo that were visiting Brooklyn from Sydney. They were ecstatic.
It was an entertaining game! Brooklyn played hard and didn't let the Night Night go unanswered.
Helped this couple take a photo that were visiting Brooklyn from Sydney. They were ecstatic.
It was an entertaining game! Brooklyn played hard and didn't let the Night Night go unanswered.
March 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'm genuinely ecstatic for you (and that's as a Wolves fan). It's so special.
Helped this couple take a photo that were visiting Brooklyn from Sydney. They were ecstatic.
It was an entertaining game! Brooklyn played hard and didn't let the Night Night go unanswered.
Helped this couple take a photo that were visiting Brooklyn from Sydney. They were ecstatic.
It was an entertaining game! Brooklyn played hard and didn't let the Night Night go unanswered.
Oh my friend, there is no doubt it was way more special to you as a fan than it ever could be to me as a witness. Loved your coverage of it, as always.
It was just wild to see how simultaneously deflating and electric a shot like that felt (and sounded) across an arena.
It was just wild to see how simultaneously deflating and electric a shot like that felt (and sounded) across an arena.
March 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Oh my friend, there is no doubt it was way more special to you as a fan than it ever could be to me as a witness. Loved your coverage of it, as always.
It was just wild to see how simultaneously deflating and electric a shot like that felt (and sounded) across an arena.
It was just wild to see how simultaneously deflating and electric a shot like that felt (and sounded) across an arena.
If you're a franchise with an INT-prone QB, maybe you can justify the first rounder for DK's track down abilities.
March 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If you're a franchise with an INT-prone QB, maybe you can justify the first rounder for DK's track down abilities.
Was in the building and truly there is no other energy like it.
March 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Was in the building and truly there is no other energy like it.
IRL >>> forever. You're the best, E.
March 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
IRL >>> forever. You're the best, E.
Damn, copywriter flipped the Friday Night Lights syntax and everything. Texas taking a full force blast.
February 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Damn, copywriter flipped the Friday Night Lights syntax and everything. Texas taking a full force blast.
It works for you, you are a genuine person.
February 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It works for you, you are a genuine person.