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Jesse Hagen
@jhagen34.bsky.social
Once thought a brisket would only take 3 hours in the crockpot and had to eat it at midnight.

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Great timing, E. Have my beret on today. You inspired a little commute karaoke. This one goes out to beret gang. 💜
March 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Reunited*!!!

*featuring new knick-knacks
February 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Died today. Writing this from the grave.

Coworker asked what this UX/UI in the Stay Tippin music video was referencing (she was also unfamiliar with the song).
February 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Can't get over how good this post from the American Heart Association is. Props to their marketing team.

So nice that Drake's death is actually saving lives.
February 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
That was FUN
February 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
In retrospect, this was a warning #SkyHoops
February 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Me too! Kesey was such a gifted writer. I still remember being absolutely thrown to see young DeVito the first time I watched the movie.
February 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
In an Mmmbop you're gone
February 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
To add cosmic insult to injury, I'd just purchased this 12" single for Prince's 1999 like, an hour before this went down.
January 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Thank you Lil! I'm loving @jevaun.bsky.social bringing this back on the Sky.

Maybe the Jam can migrate over to the airwaves of BlueSky too? 👀

@leighmaj.bsky.social I'll need your addy first, gotta engrave your GOLDEN TAPE status.

Lil, allies to take down the champ for the inaugural JamSky season?
January 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Coming from my favorite (only) béret advisor/stylist (who could forget you giving me the confidence to pull off the rare béret bandana combo?), this means even more. Thank you, Roxane! #BFFLs
January 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Thanks my dude, your support has meant (and continues to mean) a lot 🙏🙏🙏

Can't wait for the Friday where I bring back Keith Van Horn socks.
January 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Soft launching my new jersey. It's from Brooklyn (👀 @bipolrbear.bsky.social). Will be spending more time out there. Can't wait to share why with y'all #SkyHoops.

Gpa's Kangol for @eleonor-rose.bsky.social @roxanenadeau.com & Wei.

Sorry to my Wolves fam, but I look good in Black. #FridayFitCheck
January 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'd age it up even further:
January 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Went to The Strand with the boy yesterday (been trying to get him to love books for 3 years).

THRILLED to report he was enchanted by a copy of The Subtle Knife in the Rare Book Room. We're now reading the His Dark Materials trilogy (non $400 editions).

Keep book stores thriving. #BookSky
January 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Media: "He frequently played a video game where you wield dangerous metal rods"

The game:
December 10, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Personally, I would pay an obscene amount of money for this Aaron Rodgers tee #NFLSky
December 1, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Give him the oxygen mask!!!
December 1, 2024 at 8:36 PM
We used to be a proper country. The turducken leg used to be awarded to a statline like this: #nfl
November 29, 2024 at 1:23 AM
@quillmatiq.com your post prompted this realization for me... These two gotta be related #nintendo
November 28, 2024 at 1:54 PM
I literally don't think they even assembled a writer's room. It was studio using early Photoshop on nearly complete cels from Batman: The Animated Series LOOK AT THE CAPE
November 21, 2024 at 5:32 AM