jgrdz.bsky.social
@jgrdz.bsky.social
im dad
Rooty-toot-toots AND rummy-tum-tums? In THIS economy?
December 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Merry Christmas
All I Want For Christmas Is You (Wii Shop)
YouTube video by kuribo98
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! Yes! YES! YES!!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
thinking about wario
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
1.5 year old is carrying around a fox toy and keeps saying "fucky, fucky!"
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
THE CURSE IS LIFTED
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
say cuo no mo co nuo

is this anything
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
say no mo' to cuomo

is this anything
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
say nuomo to cuomo

is this anything
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I didn't think about the possibility of special Halloween "I voted" stickers and wasted my vote on Wednesday, noooo :(
October 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
re-quoting this as I just bought philip pullman's new book, only to remember that I remember basically nothing about the last 2 books after like 6 years
Begging book series to include a "previously on" recap at the beginning of the book. I've already forgotten everything that happened in previous books. I don't know who any of these people are or why they're all yelling at each other.
October 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
S I L K S O N G
September 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
cheesebourgeoisie
August 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Have you ever wanted someone to haphazardly stack every DVD you own in an anxiety-producing game of Jenga? If so I highly recommend having a toddler
August 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I generally like being a parent and think it's a lot more fun than I was expecting. However...could do without toddler meltdowns, perhaps.
July 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
Vice-President JD Vance confirms he has joined BlueSky.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social
June 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I just learned that a few years ago a rendition of Megalovania of Undertale/Homestuck fame was performed for Pope Francis. I don't know what to do with this information. youtu.be/scaG05xsN_Y?...
The Pope listens to Undertale's Megalovania In 2022
YouTube video by Kakuchopurei
youtu.be
April 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Scotland managed to get “Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead” to number 1 following Thatcher’s death. I’m just saying we should agree on a song now so that we’re prepared
April 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
tonight my almost 1-year-old made friends with lin-manuel miranda's wife and kid sitting behind us at a restaurant, which we did not realize until he got back to their table right before they left
April 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
new york may be a safe blue state but god, we have the absolute most dogshit democrats in the country
March 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
if grrm ever gets around to releasing the winds of winter it DESPERATELY will need this
Begging book series to include a "previously on" recap at the beginning of the book. I've already forgotten everything that happened in previous books. I don't know who any of these people are or why they're all yelling at each other.
February 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
it's not enough for trump and musk to just be evil, they also apparently have to be the most annoying people on the face of the earth
February 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
personally? I just think it's neat that we get to know the assassin's favorite pokemon
December 9, 2024 at 9:46 PM