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jfsebastian81.bsky.social @jfsebastian81.bsky.social · May 1
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Edgar Wasser - Polygamie
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heyokyay.bsky.social
The comic consists of four black-and-white panels featuring four round characters with big eyes sitting in a small sailboat on the water. Panel 1: The boat floats calmly. One character asks, “Are we heading for the abyss?” Another replies, “Aye, sure looks like it.” Panel 2: The same characters remain in the boat. One says, “NOW would be the time to act.” Another responds, “Absolutely. Time is short. The abyss is straight ahead!” Panel 3: The boat is very close to the edge of the water. One character says, “We talk too much about the problem instead of actually doing something about it.” Another replies, “I couldn’t agree more.” Panel 4: The boat is tipping over the edge into a dark drop. The characters are falling with it. One says, “Shit.” The bottom corner has the word “heyokyay,” the artist’s signature.
October 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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twonks.bsky.social
Careful what you wish for
September 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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safelyendangered.bsky.social
September 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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robdenbleyker.com
right wing posters will stub their toe and be like "Our nation has crossed the Rubicon. Civil war is inevitable"
September 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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kriegundfreitag.bsky.social
Auf dieser Welt seinen Pflichten nachzugehen fühlt sich an, wie auf der Titanic seine Kabine aufzuräumen.
September 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
jfsebastian81.bsky.social
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White girl explains Israel-Iran Conflict
YouTube video by Julie Nolke
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June 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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horoart.bsky.social
Terrible Comics Day 💻🔨
PANEL 1: A person looks with a confused expression at a computer, with an arrow reading "easily verifiable information" pointing at it. PANEL 2: They lean over their shoulder and ask "Grug, is this real?" to somebody off screen. PANEL 3: Zoomed out, and we see they were talking to a stereotypical caveman, standing right behind them, also looking at the computer. PANEL 4: We cut to the caveman beating the absolute brakes off the guy repeatedly with a club, blood and chunks shooting all over the place.
June 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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janboehm.bsky.social
Deutschland, ey! Von anderen eine Revolution-on-demand erwarten, aber selber nicht mal die 20% Faschos aus dem Parlament rauskegeln können.
June 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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islieb.bsky.social
Der Comic besteht aus drei Panels und zeigt zwei Figuren im Gespräch. Panel 1: Eine Figur fragt die andere: „Was findest du besser: Kekse oder Kuscheln?“ Die zweite Figur überlegt und antwortet: „Hmmm... Ich würde mal sagen... Kuscheln!“ Panel 2: Die erste Figur jubelt: „Was ein Glück, ich hab nämlich alle deine Kekse gegessen!“ Die zweite Figur ist schockiert und sieht entsetzt aus. Panel 3: Die erste Figur streckt die Arme aus und sagt mit einem Herzchen: „Und jetzt will ich kuscheln.“ Die zweite Figur steht mit verschränkten Armen und verärgertem Gesichtsausdruck davor.
June 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
Meow?
4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A person and an angel walk on clouds in heaven. In the background stands a giant golden cat near pearly gates. The person asks, “Oh, so God is a cat?” Panel 2: The person continues thoughtfully, “Indifferent to human suffering…” Panel 3: The angel adds: “…wants to be worshipped all the time…” and “…likes to watch you during sex.” Panel 4: The person, walking past the divine cat, replies, “Hm… Makes sense.”
June 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Mass Spec

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[Person with ponytail wearing lab coat hands balloon to another person in front of a springboard, a magnet hanging from above, and then a target] PERSON WITH PONYTAIL to Person 2: Rub this balloon against your head, then go jump past that magnet toward the target on the wall. [caption] Before the bathroom scale was invented, the only way to weigh people was mass spectrometry.
May 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
May 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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islieb.bsky.social
Begegne allen Menschen mit einem freundlichen Lächeln! Selbst wenn sie ab und zu sehr dummes Zug reden. (Es tut so weh.)
May 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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eliothiggins.bsky.social
The hero 2025 needs
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🟢KUNG FURY 2 FILTRADO! Trailer de 10Min con Michael Fassbender, Schwarzenegger, David Hasselhoff
YouTube video by LaNaveRETRO
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May 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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heyokyay.bsky.social
Feelings
Four-panel comic featuring two stick figure characters, one male and one feemale. Top left panel: The man asks, “Can I openly share my feelings with you now?” The woman responds with a smile, “Sure. Showing your feelings is important.” Top right panel: The man screams in agony, “UUAAARRRGGHH!!” The woman enthusiastically replies, “Good grief! I often feel like that!” Bottom left panel: Now it’s the woman screaming even louder, “AIAIAIAIAARRRGHH!!!” The man watches in surprised silence. Bottom right panel: The man says with warmth, “Wow. Finally someone understands how I feel. And that feels great!” The woman, calm again, asks, “Want a cuddle?”
May 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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bookshelfie.bsky.social
#booksky
May 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
jfsebastian81.bsky.social
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Edgar Wasser - Polygamie
YouTube video by @K H2O
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May 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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heyokyay.bsky.social
Comic. First panel: A woman encourages a worried-looking man, saying, "It's great that you do so much for other people, but you're important too! Think of yourself now and then!!" The man responds simply with, "OK." Second panel: The man is alone, looking anxious and thinking, "I'm such a failure."
April 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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heyokyay.bsky.social
Morning people
Comic. A tired-looking stick figure lies in bed, eyes wide open, under a morning sun streaming through the window. Thought bubbles above their head build progressively: "I am suspicious of morning people." "I am suspicious of people in general." "But these morning people are especially suspect." "There's something not quite right about them."
April 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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islieb.bsky.social
Comic. Eine Frau läuft stocksauer durchs Bild und denkt: "Die Gesellschaft sollte mir langsam mal Geld dafür bezahlen, dass ich immer noch nicht durchgedreht bin."
March 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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islieb.bsky.social
Pinguin-Comic. Pinguin eins sagt: "Sei nicht traurig!" Pinguin zwei antwortet: "Aber alles ist blöd." Darauf Pinguin eins: "Glaub mir, die blöden Zeiten gehen vorbei." "Was kommt danach?", fragt Pinguin zwei. "Noch viel blödere Zeiten!", antwortet Pinguin eins. "Dann würdest du alles dafür geben, wieder im Hier und Jetzt zu sein. Also sei nicht traurig, dafür ist es noch zu früh."
March 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Stromatolites xkcd.com/3046
February 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM