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heyokyay
@heyokyay.bsky.social
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Comics about life, love and all the cats in between. 🍪
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A simple black-and-white line drawing shows a stick-figure person with dark hair sitting on the left, facing a cat standing on the right. The person speaks using a wavy line connected to the text: "Oh kitty! ♡ What would I do without you?" The cat looks back with wide eyes, accompanied by a thought bubble that reads: "You'd weep."
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Black‑and‑white stick‑figure comic. At the top of the panel, centered text reads: “Children I have to confess: Maths isn't really that complicated. I have just been deliberately explaining it in an extremely incomprehensible way. I'm a member of a secret society of sadistic mathematicians, and it's our mission to bring you completely to despair for absolutely no reason.” The speech text is connected by a wavy speech line to a teacher on the left: a stick‑figure adult with curly hair and stubble, facing right with one hand slightly raised as if talking. In front of the teacher stand four stick‑figure children in a row, all facing left toward the teacher. Their expressions vary: the first two look blank or unsure, the third looks annoyed or skeptical with arms crossed, and the fourth, at the far right, is leaning forward angrily with one arm outstretched and a small speech bubble above saying “Boo!!” Along the left border, rotated vertically, is the artist’s signature: “heyokyay.”
November 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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A four‑panel black‑and‑white comic features two cartoon penguins facing each other. Panel 1: The left penguin speaks enthusiastically; the right penguin listens. Panel 2: The left penguin continues talking while the right penguin looks at them. Panel 3: The right penguin questions the left penguin, who looks back. Panel 4: The left penguin talks again, and the right penguin listens. The word “heyokyay” appears in the corner.
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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The comic is a four-panel black-and-white drawing featuring two stick figures. Panel 1: One stick figure walks toward another who is sitting on the ground. The standing figure asks, “How are you?” The sitting one replies, “I’m feeling a bit sad…” Panel 2: The standing figure asks, “Can I do anything for you?” The sitting one responds, “Yes: sit down!” Panel 3: Both are now sitting. The standing figure, now sitting too, asks, “And now what?” The other replies, “Just stay there!” Panel 4: Both stick figures sit next to each other, smiling. The one who was sad says, “Perfect.” The comic is signed “heyokyay” in the bottom right corner.
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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The comic consists of two panels. In the top panel, two stick figure characters stand indoors, looking out a window with raindrops falling outside. One says, “It’s going to rain all day. And of course we planned our big trip for today.” The other replies, “Yeah. It’s not going to happen. Shame..” In the bottom panel, two other stick figure characters are sitting together on a couch with a bowl of snacks, smiling as they look out the window at the rain. A thought bubble from one of them says, “What a bit of luck.” The comic is signed “heyokyay” in the lower left corner.
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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The comic consists of four panels drawn in a simple stick-figure style. - Panel 1: A stick figure with spiky hair and wide eyes speaks excitedly, saying, “We all need more time to relax. That’s my motto for today.” - Panel 2: The same stick figure sits quietly on the ground, looking content. - Panel 3: A stick figure with long hair approaches and asks, “What are you doing?” The first figure, still sitting, replies with a smile, “I’m refilling my energy tank. It takes a lot of time.” - Panel 4: The long-haired figure throws their hands up, shouting, “That’s complete and utter laziness!!” In the final part of the panel, both figures are sitting side by side, smiling peacefully. The artist’s name, “heyokay,” appears in the bottom right corner.
November 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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The comic shows two stick figure characters walking side by side against a dark, starry night sky. The character on the left, who has straight hair, is speaking and says, “I like the night.” The character on the right, with curly hair, responds, “It’s not so excessively bright all the time.” The artwork is signed “heyokyay” in the bottom left corner.
October 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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The comic shows two stick figure characters. The one on the left has long hair and is smiling, with arms slightly open as if speaking. The one on the right has short hair and is looking at the other character with a neutral expression. Above them, text reads: “In case you ever need someone to eat your chocolate supply, I’m always here for you.” The artwork is signed “heyokyay” in the bottom right corner.
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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The comic has four panels drawn in a simple stick-figure style. - Panel 1: A woman asks a man, “Do you find me attractive, even though I’m a bit fat?” - Panel 2: The man looks nervous and is sweating. A thought bubble above his head says, “This is a test. Just don’t say anything wrong.” - Panel 3: The man smiles and gestures with his hands while replying, “I think you’re attractive and I would still find you attractive if you were a bit fat, but you aren’t. Instead, you’re pretty unbelievably super, and not just because of how you may look but because of how you are as a person.” - Panel 4: The woman smiles and says, “Awww, that’s so sweet. Thanks!” The man’s thought bubble says, “Situation professionally managed.” The comic is signed “heyokyay” along the right edge.
October 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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If you'd like an envelope with heyokyay postcards and stickers, I'm happy to send you one!

It's free, shipping worldwide*. Just send me your address in a private message, and I'll mail it to you.
Photo of several heyokyay comic postcards and stickers.
October 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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This is a four-panel black-and-white stick-figure comic. - Top left panel: The person walks toward a bowl of cookies and says, “Cookies? Available.” - Top right panel: The person points at a cat sitting on the floor and says, “Cat? Present!” - Bottom left panel: The person runs excitedly toward a bed and says, “Bed? Ready for action!” - Bottom right panel: The person is sitting on the bed with the cat in their lap, the bowl of cookies on a bedside table. A thought bubble above their head says, “It’s going to be a really super weekend.” The comic is signed “heyokyay” in the lower right corner.
October 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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The comic consists of four black-and-white panels featuring four round characters with big eyes sitting in a small sailboat on the water. Panel 1: The boat floats calmly. One character asks, “Are we heading for the abyss?” Another replies, “Aye, sure looks like it.” Panel 2: The same characters remain in the boat. One says, “NOW would be the time to act.” Another responds, “Absolutely. Time is short. The abyss is straight ahead!” Panel 3: The boat is very close to the edge of the water. One character says, “We talk too much about the problem instead of actually doing something about it.” Another replies, “I couldn’t agree more.” Panel 4: The boat is tipping over the edge into a dark drop. The characters are falling with it. One says, “Shit.” The bottom corner has the word “heyokyay,” the artist’s signature.
October 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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This comic, created by heyokyay, consists of two panels on a black background. In the first panel, two stick-figure children are walking together. The child on the left is wearing bright clothes—a yellow coat, green shoes, and a yellow and pink hat with a green pom-pom. The other child is dressed in darker colors with a white hat and boots. The child in bright clothes says, “My mum bought me some bright clothes, so I am easy to see on the way to school…” The child in darker clothes replies, “Isn’t that quite risky?” In the second panel, both children continue walking. The brightly dressed child looks anxious and says, “Yes — now I’m easy prey for monsters and zombies!!” The child in darker clothes, looking annoyed, adds, “These grownups never think about our safety.” The artist’s name, “heyokyay,” appears in the bottom left corner.
October 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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This comic consists of four panels featuring simple stick figure characters. Panel 1: A person wearing a mask steps out of a purple and gray time machine, saying, “Helloooo! I couldn’t stand the year 2020 any longer, so here I am!” Two other people without masks look at them, and one asks, “You’ve come here from the past?” Panel 2: The masked person replies, “Yeah. I made a time machine during lockdown and escaped five years into the future!” One of the unmasked people responds, “That was a mistake.” Panel 3: The masked person says, “I see you’re not wearing masks. Have you conquered COVID?” One of the others sneezes loudly, “ATISHOO!!!” while the second says, “No, but we don’t give a shit about it!” Panel 4: The masked person says, “At least Trump can’t still be in office.” The two unmasked people exchange an awkward look. The comic is signed “heyokyay” along the right edge.
October 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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This is a four-panel black-and-white comic by heyokyay. - Panel 1: A stick-figure person with medium-length hair says, “The older I get, the more time I spend on my own.” - Panel 2: The person looks up at a small rock-like object falling from the sky and says, “For every day I’ve been alone…” followed by “…I’m rewarded with a little more loneliness.” - Panel 3: The person is shown placing a brick onto a wall, saying, “I’m building an isolation wall with my loneliness which keeps me away from others.” - Panel 4: The wall now stretches high into the sky. The person stands small at its base, looking up and asking, “But why?”
October 17, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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This four-panel black-and-white comic features two stick-figure characters and a stuffed toy. - Panel 1: The first person asks, “Is that a cuddly toy?!” The second person, holding a small seal toy, replies, “Yes, my little seal. I found it in a box with my childhood toys.” - Panel 2: The person with the seal says, “Recently, life has got such a struggle, that I thought my little seal could still give me some moral support. Like it used to!” The other person listens attentively. - Panel 3: The first person says, “Wait here. Maybe I can find my childhood cuddly toy,” and walks away. - Panel 4: Both characters sit together, each smiling while holding their own cuddly toy — one has the small seal, and the other holds a teddy bear. The comic is signed “heyokay” in the bottom right corner.
October 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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The comic features four cartoon-style organs with eyes, mouths, and arms: a stomach, heart, brain, and liver. In the first panel, the stomach says, “I’m the stomach! All I ever want is chocolate!” The heart says, “I’m the heart! I often fall in love with assholes!” The brain says, “I’m the brain! I have massive psychological problems!” The liver, appearing calm, says, “I’m the liver. I just do my job every day.” In the second panel, the stomach, heart, and brain stand together while a person kneels beside the liver, touching it gently and smiling. The person says, “Thank you, dear liver. You’re the best.” The comic is signed “heyokyay” in the bottom left corner.
October 9, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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The comic is a four-panel black-and-white drawing featuring a stick figure person and a cat. Panel 1: The person smiles and asks, “Well, Kitty? Would you like me to stroke you?” The cat looks up at them with a heart symbol and says, “Cat food!” Panel 2: The person kneels, holding a ball, and asks, “Do you want to play with your ball?” The cat replies, “No. Cat food!!” Panel 3: The person, now scratching their chin, asks, “Are you on heat at all? Do you want a sweet tomcat friend?” The cat yells, stretching its body out and baring teeth, “Caaaaaaaaaaaat fooooooood!!!!!!” Panel 4: The person, looking surprised, says, “Oh, so you want cat food! Just like always…” The cat, now eating from a bowl, has a thought bubble saying, “This bloke drives me bonkers.” The comic is signed “heyokay” on the left side of the first panel.
October 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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The comic features a small, orange cartoon hamster. The hamster is thinking: “In a fair world a number of people would get a really good slap around the head.”
October 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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This comic consists of three panels featuring simple stick-figure characters. In the first panel, one stick figure raises its arms and asks another, “So I finally want to change my life, but how can I do it?” The second stick figure replies, “Adopt a dog.” In the second panel, the first stick figure stands alone, looking thoughtful with one hand on its chin. In the third panel, the stick figure smiles while looking at a small brown dog sitting in front of it. The comic is signed “heyokyay” in the bottom right corner.
October 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Lately, some of my comics have been shared around quite a bit (especially on Mastodon), which makes me totally happy.

These comics are originally a German webcomic series. I draw everything in Berlin, the German-language comic account is @islieb.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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This is a black-and-white comic strip titled "PLUNGE INTO WORK." - In the first panel, a stick figure stands nervously at the edge of a diving board, looking down at a pool labeled "URGENT TASKS." - In the second panel, the stick figure jumps forward off the board, aiming toward the pool labeled "URGENT TASKS." - In the third panel, the figure completely overshoots the first pool and lands instead in a second pool labeled "enjoyable time wasters." The comic is signed "heyokyay" in the bottom right corner.
October 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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The comic is drawn in black and white. On the right side, there is a sketch of Earth floating in space with stars scattered around. On the left side, a flying saucer with two aliens inside is shown. The larger alien has antennae and appears to be speaking, while the smaller alien looks up at it. Text above the aliens says: "And here you see a species whose ultimate aim seems to be its own total destruction by any means." The smaller alien responds with: "But why, Daddy?" The larger alien replies: "The universe is full of mysteries." The bottom left corner has the signature “heyokay”.
September 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Should have
Two-panel black-and-white stick-figure comic. Top panel: Outside a house, a boy and a girl face each other, smiling and waving goodbye. The boy says, “OK, sleep well. It was great you found the time!” The girl replies, “Yeah, today was really fun.” Bottom panel: The two walk away from each other in opposite directions. Above the boy is a thought bubble: “I should have kissed her…” Above the girl is a thought bubble: “I should have kissed him…” The comic is signed “heyokyay” in the bottom right.
September 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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This comic shows three stick figure characters: two people and a cat. On the left, there is a person standing near a computer with a worried expression, saying: "The cat's walked across my keyboard, and it's accidentally ordered 8000 empty boxes on the Internet..." Another person stands in front of them, looking surprised with one hand raised to their face. On the right, a cat is sitting inside a box. A thought bubble above the cat reads: "That wasn't an accident." In the bottom right corner, the comic is signed with the name heyokyay.
September 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM