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fat jo calderone
@jfkwasafk.bsky.social
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You know shit is bad when u pull up jobs listings in Alaska and start thinking abt dropping everything to be a carpet cleaner in anchorage for 25 bucks an hour lol
December 13, 2024 at 5:46 AM
My most normie trait is that I can power through a mental breakdown by listening to drive by incubus really loud
December 6, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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Would someone care to EXPLAIN to my WHY the power for the main computer is being diverted to run something called QuarkGPT?!!
December 4, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Free podcast idea: music review pod by one Jewish guy and one Italian guy called The Jew-Wop
December 1, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Dj Akademiks should be turned into Jamaican patties for making it a financially viable career to make YouTube drama videos about gang violence. Even r/Chiraqology traces its demonic DNA back to his evil rotund ass
November 26, 2024 at 5:28 PM
College party has reached the optimal point of drunkenness where all the girls are cheering each other on on the dance floor and the boys are just grinding on each other en masse
November 24, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Why does softblocking not make people unfollow you wtf
November 23, 2024 at 6:21 AM
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Solidarity means joining forces with people you find annoying so you can more effectively fight people who want you dead
November 21, 2024 at 6:54 AM
That’s it I’m starting the safety pin thing again. My trans classmates need to know I will walk into the bathroom with them and go to the mat for their right to piss wherever they damn well please
November 22, 2024 at 8:11 AM
November 22, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Turned away from blood drive for low iron
November 21, 2024 at 7:06 PM
My gf systematically liking all of my flop tweets
November 21, 2024 at 12:36 AM
THANK YOU TO THE BLACK AMERICAN DIASPORA FOR INVENTING CANDIED SWEET POTATOES!!!!!
November 20, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Accidentally ratioed left at london so now im legally obligated to tell you that she makes really good music and you should listen to it posthaste
November 20, 2024 at 8:04 AM
Cookie monster at his last day on set:
me not give a FUCK!!!!!!
November 20, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Eyebrow mogging these zoomers
November 20, 2024 at 3:32 AM
No one is allowed to make funny posts for 24 hours after I do ab days. Every time I’ve laughed today I’ve done this exact pose after
November 20, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Guy who obsessively calculates the relative value of a bluesky follow vs Twitter follow and tried to create a type of forex market based off said rate
November 20, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Prying myself out of bed with promises of breakfast feels like George telling Ienny about the rabbits
November 19, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 11:28 PM
My school hasn’t made a bluesky yet so I stole the handle to run a parody account >:)
November 17, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Aren’t professors supposed to be nicer to you after there’s a hate crime against your demographic on campus? Cmon please I’m soooo gay can I get out of this paper
November 16, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Seven days of Twitter jail for telling a nazi to kill himself :/
November 16, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I have no specific beef with coffeezilla but I do feel like he would cry if you snapped his suspenders too hard
November 15, 2024 at 2:41 AM
How do I make the discover page stop showing me genshin fanart
October 18, 2024 at 4:31 PM