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fat jo calderone
@jfkwasafk.bsky.social
she/her
I’m going to send this to my ex who works on cars lmao
February 2, 2025 at 7:28 AM
(Beleaguered shonen protagonist voice) yes! Tomorrow I WILL be there!
December 6, 2024 at 7:49 PM
I typically have more luck looking up workouts meant for men and modifying if needed bc the way people speak to men abt this shit is very different and less loaded diet-culture-wise
December 5, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Hey do you sell xans
November 27, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Wolf spiders are our friends! They rarely bite humans (unless we are actively attempting to murder them) and they eat gnats and mosquitoes!
November 27, 2024 at 12:19 AM
He can never have what you have (mindful Jewish swag)
November 27, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Bathroom isn’t gender neutral bc the owner is a bitch but they also haven’t hired a cisgender barista since 2019
November 26, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Prepackaged gluten free snacks that will make your intestines come out of your asshole if you’re desperate enough to pay $7 dollars for a brownie
November 26, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Edison bulbs on the ceiling, Ruth bader Ginsburg poster on the walls
November 26, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Also he’s a pedophile but that’s kind of beside the point here
November 26, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Can confirm, I’m a cis butch and I’ve been chased out of multiple women’s restrooms bc ppl thought I was a man
November 23, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Following up with a piano for good measure
November 23, 2024 at 6:20 AM
When you meet with him, do us a favor and make sure it’s in a spot with lots of surrounding vantage points and very little crosswind thx
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Searched the web for a solution, only workable one seems to be time traveling to 2008 and killing the Netflix ceo in his sleep before he can forever ruin the way we consume films
November 22, 2024 at 10:40 PM
We have to retvrn to guitar hero streaming era
November 22, 2024 at 8:43 PM
November 22, 2024 at 8:43 PM
LMFAO
November 22, 2024 at 8:42 PM