Jesus F’n Christ
jesusfnchrist.bsky.social
Jesus F’n Christ
@jesusfnchrist.bsky.social
Son of @God, husband to Mary Magdalene, savior of all you fine people. I told you I’d be back, follow me
You rang?
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Kirk didn’t get killed because he followed me, he got killed because he was a fascist
October 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Dad damn I love this post so much
October 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Stop what?
October 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Anything for you hon!
September 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Don’t worry, I’m sending her to hell
September 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You rang?
September 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Truth
September 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My father’s name is I Yam
July 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You rang…?
July 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I keep trying, his demons are strong
June 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM