Jesus F’n Christ
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Son of @God, husband to Mary Magdalene, savior of all you fine people. I told you I’d be back, follow me
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Pennsylvania, not only did we vote to keep our justices and preserve democracy in our state but in Bucks County yinz guys got rid of all republican schoolboard members.
To everyone in NJ, VA, CA etc thank you for what you've done for the country!
It's nice waking up and to true, living hope.
💙🪽
To everyone in NJ, VA, CA etc thank you for what you've done for the country!
It's nice waking up and to true, living hope.
💙🪽
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Pennsylvania, not only did we vote to keep our justices and preserve democracy in our state but in Bucks County yinz guys got rid of all republican schoolboard members.
To everyone in NJ, VA, CA etc thank you for what you've done for the country!
It's nice waking up and to true, living hope.
💙🪽
To everyone in NJ, VA, CA etc thank you for what you've done for the country!
It's nice waking up and to true, living hope.
💙🪽
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Let's make dems win by a landslide so even when this fucknugget cheats, it won't matter! I want to see him blubber on live TV before hauled off to jail.
October 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Let's make dems win by a landslide so even when this fucknugget cheats, it won't matter! I want to see him blubber on live TV before hauled off to jail.
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Soon 47 will declare Heaven a US military training ground on the basis that it's a sanctuary kingdom run by a radical leftist who is 100% antifa. Probably already declared it a war zone too!
St. Michael is rock hard, polishing his armor right now while staring me in the eyes...hasnt blinked yet.
St. Michael is rock hard, polishing his armor right now while staring me in the eyes...hasnt blinked yet.
October 1, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Soon 47 will declare Heaven a US military training ground on the basis that it's a sanctuary kingdom run by a radical leftist who is 100% antifa. Probably already declared it a war zone too!
St. Michael is rock hard, polishing his armor right now while staring me in the eyes...hasnt blinked yet.
St. Michael is rock hard, polishing his armor right now while staring me in the eyes...hasnt blinked yet.
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Some guy on TikTok is threatening to release the Grindr profile of Mike Johnson. Please human, please don’t let God down. 🙏
September 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Some guy on TikTok is threatening to release the Grindr profile of Mike Johnson. Please human, please don’t let God down. 🙏
Ozzy!!!!! Welcome to heaven, my son, we can’t wait to rock out with you
July 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Ozzy!!!!! Welcome to heaven, my son, we can’t wait to rock out with you
Apparently Abbott and Musk have been sharing dick pics
July 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Apparently Abbott and Musk have been sharing dick pics
Has anyone seen Jimmy Swaggart? He’s not up here…
July 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Has anyone seen Jimmy Swaggart? He’s not up here…
Kristi Noem was exposed to the truth, and had an allergic reaction. She’s in the hospital and expected to recover, which is a shame
June 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Kristi Noem was exposed to the truth, and had an allergic reaction. She’s in the hospital and expected to recover, which is a shame
Oh, hey Brian! Sly just got here too, we’re planning a party for you guys
June 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Oh, hey Brian! Sly just got here too, we’re planning a party for you guys
Trump and Musk - who could have *possibly* seen this coming
June 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Trump and Musk - who could have *possibly* seen this coming
Happy Pride Month! I love my gay children, you’re just perfect
June 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Happy Pride Month! I love my gay children, you’re just perfect
In defense of Hegseth, he was drunk that day
May 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
In defense of Hegseth, he was drunk that day
Why is Kennedy against recommending Trump’s vaccine that he bragged about developing at warp speed?
May 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Why is Kennedy against recommending Trump’s vaccine that he bragged about developing at warp speed?
If it’s not Pope Pizzaballa I’m going to smite someone
May 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If it’s not Pope Pizzaballa I’m going to smite someone
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This is absolutely fucking breaks my heart.
And it's why I can never stop fighting.
We all have our reasons to never stop fighting.
Don't forget them.
And it's why I can never stop fighting.
We all have our reasons to never stop fighting.
Don't forget them.
What an image! Venezuelan men who narrowly avoided being imprisoned by Trump in El Salvador without trial (saved by the Supreme Court) spelled out an SOS to a
@reuters.com camera drone observing the Bluebonnet ICE facility.
11 days ago, buses to the airport were turned around at the last second.
@reuters.com camera drone observing the Bluebonnet ICE facility.
11 days ago, buses to the airport were turned around at the last second.
May 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is absolutely fucking breaks my heart.
And it's why I can never stop fighting.
We all have our reasons to never stop fighting.
Don't forget them.
And it's why I can never stop fighting.
We all have our reasons to never stop fighting.
Don't forget them.
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In the Bible, the ratio of content about homosexuality, to content about helping immigrants, foreigners, the sick, the weary, and the poor is about 1:100, give or take.
Remind "Christians" of their hypocrisy every time they rant about LGBTQ, but do nothing for those Jesus would certainly help.
Remind "Christians" of their hypocrisy every time they rant about LGBTQ, but do nothing for those Jesus would certainly help.
April 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
In the Bible, the ratio of content about homosexuality, to content about helping immigrants, foreigners, the sick, the weary, and the poor is about 1:100, give or take.
Remind "Christians" of their hypocrisy every time they rant about LGBTQ, but do nothing for those Jesus would certainly help.
Remind "Christians" of their hypocrisy every time they rant about LGBTQ, but do nothing for those Jesus would certainly help.
Where’s Elon? Has anyone else noticed he’s sort of disappeared?
April 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Where’s Elon? Has anyone else noticed he’s sort of disappeared?
Tesla getting a little stock bump after revealing a disastrous quarter is proof that MAGAs are idiot investors
April 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Tesla getting a little stock bump after revealing a disastrous quarter is proof that MAGAs are idiot investors
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