Jesus F’n Christ
@jesusfnchrist.bsky.social
Son of @God, husband to Mary Magdalene, savior of all you fine people. I told you I’d be back, follow me
It’s good to know this kind of thing isn’t classified. They should publish it in real time so we can all follow along
March 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It’s good to know this kind of thing isn’t classified. They should publish it in real time so we can all follow along
This didn’t age well
March 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This didn’t age well
This is the portrait that The Donald doesn’t like, it would be a shame to spread it all over the internet
March 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This is the portrait that The Donald doesn’t like, it would be a shame to spread it all over the internet
American Swastika
March 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
American Swastika
Hell - Gehenna - the Valley of Hinnom. It was a garbage dump back in the day, but now it’s quite nice. This is literally a picture of Hell
March 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Hell - Gehenna - the Valley of Hinnom. It was a garbage dump back in the day, but now it’s quite nice. This is literally a picture of Hell
I hear The Donald is going to buy a Cyber Truck today
March 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I hear The Donald is going to buy a Cyber Truck today
Matthew Huttle, a J6 insurrectionist pardoned by Trump, was shot and killed by police today. Does anyone know where he’s at? We can’t find him up here
January 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Matthew Huttle, a J6 insurrectionist pardoned by Trump, was shot and killed by police today. Does anyone know where he’s at? We can’t find him up here
I’m not going into the F’n chapel, I’ve already been tortured once
January 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I’m not going into the F’n chapel, I’ve already been tortured once
The Holy Spirit said he’s going to fly this on Monday 💀
January 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The Holy Spirit said he’s going to fly this on Monday 💀
I have to admit I was tempted with Velda in the middle there
January 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I have to admit I was tempted with Velda in the middle there
President Musk is annoyed you put JD in the picture
January 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
President Musk is annoyed you put JD in the picture
This pretty much sums up the next few years #cybertruck
January 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This pretty much sums up the next few years #cybertruck
Fox (News?) couldn’t help themselves. Assholes gonna be assholes
December 30, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Fox (News?) couldn’t help themselves. Assholes gonna be assholes
All dogs go to heaven, heck we even save the MAGA’s dogs (but they’ll never see them)
December 13, 2024 at 4:32 PM
All dogs go to heaven, heck we even save the MAGA’s dogs (but they’ll never see them)
They’re all my children
December 9, 2024 at 11:29 PM
They’re all my children
They’re all my children
December 9, 2024 at 11:29 PM
They’re all my children
They remodeled my pad, what do you think?
November 29, 2024 at 5:35 PM
They remodeled my pad, what do you think?
This is for my MAGA followers
November 25, 2024 at 9:49 PM
This is for my MAGA followers
Why is the guy on the left mocking Donald Trump? That’s just mean
November 18, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Why is the guy on the left mocking Donald Trump? That’s just mean