Jester
@jestertowncrier.bsky.social
OH YEA OH YEA, OH YEA! "🔔"🔔"🔔"
DRAW YE NIGH & HARKEN MY WORDS!
Occupying Bullshit while making you laugh.
You can call me Carlin Clay.
20+yr Wall St./NYSE vet
3yrs with #1 Economist
35yrs talking to Americans.
DRAW YE NIGH & HARKEN MY WORDS!
Occupying Bullshit while making you laugh.
You can call me Carlin Clay.
20+yr Wall St./NYSE vet
3yrs with #1 Economist
35yrs talking to Americans.
@msnow
This is not an arrest.
This is an abduction.
This is not an arrest.
This is an abduction.
Tyrants.
On my way to Portland now.
On my way to Portland now.
Massive escalation at the ICE facility. Federal agents made multiple arrests (at least 4), threw out gas, and shot tons of pepper balls.
Heard one of the people arrested screaming minutes later. Not possible to get a visual.
Heard one of the people arrested screaming minutes later. Not possible to get a visual.
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
@msnow
This is not an arrest.
This is an abduction.
This is not an arrest.
This is an abduction.
@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
@msnowreports.bsky.social
HERE'S a thread to pull..
Time to go for the jugular.
Sorry Bill, if it is you.
#JailPigsAndPedos
Time to crush the "Masters of the Universe" entitlement mentality.
I swam in millionaires, a lot believe wealth buys impunity.
#Epstein
@msnowreports.bsky.social
HERE'S a thread to pull..
Time to go for the jugular.
Sorry Bill, if it is you.
#JailPigsAndPedos
Time to crush the "Masters of the Universe" entitlement mentality.
I swam in millionaires, a lot believe wealth buys impunity.
#Epstein
According to the email from Mark Epstein to his brother Jeff,
Putin has a picture of TACO giving oral sex to another man. The email implies Bill Clinton, but it really doesn’t matter who it is.
That’s a kind of Kompromat that would render ANYONE ineligible to hold a security clearance.
Putin has a picture of TACO giving oral sex to another man. The email implies Bill Clinton, but it really doesn’t matter who it is.
That’s a kind of Kompromat that would render ANYONE ineligible to hold a security clearance.
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
@msnowreports.bsky.social
HERE'S a thread to pull..
Time to go for the jugular.
Sorry Bill, if it is you.
#JailPigsAndPedos
Time to crush the "Masters of the Universe" entitlement mentality.
I swam in millionaires, a lot believe wealth buys impunity.
#Epstein
@msnowreports.bsky.social
HERE'S a thread to pull..
Time to go for the jugular.
Sorry Bill, if it is you.
#JailPigsAndPedos
Time to crush the "Masters of the Universe" entitlement mentality.
I swam in millionaires, a lot believe wealth buys impunity.
#Epstein
@msnbc.com @mika-brzezinski.bsky.social @nicollewallace.bsky.social @arimelber.bsky.social @chrislhayes.bsky.social @jenpsaki.msnbc.com @maddow.msnbc.com @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com @stephruhle.bsky.social THANK @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social for speaking 🔥!
CALL Ghislane what she is #EpsteinsGroomer!
CALL Ghislane what she is #EpsteinsGroomer!
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The judge ordered prosecutors to produce evidence by the end of the day on Thursday following concerns that the Justice Department was trying to "indict first" and investigate second. n.pr/496t6bm
Judge in Comey case scolds prosecutors as he orders them to produce records from probe
The judge ordered prosecutors to produce evidence by the end of the day on Thursday following concerns that the Justice Department was trying to "indict first" and investigate second.
n.pr
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 AM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
@schumer.senate.gov
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
@aoc.bsky.social
@sanders.senate.gov
HERE is your talking point until this is over.
@schumer.senate.gov
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
@aoc.bsky.social
@sanders.senate.gov
HERE is your talking point until this is over.
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
@schumer.senate.gov
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
@aoc.bsky.social
@sanders.senate.gov
HERE is your talking point until this is over.
@schumer.senate.gov
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
@aoc.bsky.social
@sanders.senate.gov
HERE is your talking point until this is over.
@msnbc.com
Yeah, that's about right...
But to hear Ronald Regan say it, is hilarious.
Eh? @markcarneyforpm.bsky.social
Let's make it viral & ruin the whiny bitch, crybaby, thin skinned, infantile, knuckle dragging, lucky sperms day, K?
Yeah, that's about right...
But to hear Ronald Regan say it, is hilarious.
Eh? @markcarneyforpm.bsky.social
Let's make it viral & ruin the whiny bitch, crybaby, thin skinned, infantile, knuckle dragging, lucky sperms day, K?
October 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
@msnbc.com
Yeah, that's about right...
But to hear Ronald Regan say it, is hilarious.
Eh? @markcarneyforpm.bsky.social
Let's make it viral & ruin the whiny bitch, crybaby, thin skinned, infantile, knuckle dragging, lucky sperms day, K?
Yeah, that's about right...
But to hear Ronald Regan say it, is hilarious.
Eh? @markcarneyforpm.bsky.social
Let's make it viral & ruin the whiny bitch, crybaby, thin skinned, infantile, knuckle dragging, lucky sperms day, K?
@msnbc.com
So, what's the plan?
@ezralevin.bsky.social @indivisible.org
We need to hit the streets again.
So, what's the plan?
@ezralevin.bsky.social @indivisible.org
We need to hit the streets again.
WILD story. A DHS officer shot at a man he thought was fleeing (a judge dismissed all charges). Bullets went into the driver's side window, through his jacket collar, and into the empty passenger seat. An MPD cop on the scene says he was ordered not to put it in the police report.
A D.C. task force shot at a driver. It’s not in the police report.
Neither D.C. police nor the Department of Homeland Security have explained why the Homeland Security agent fired his weapon.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
@msnbc.com
So, what's the plan?
@ezralevin.bsky.social @indivisible.org
We need to hit the streets again.
So, what's the plan?
@ezralevin.bsky.social @indivisible.org
We need to hit the streets again.
@foxnews.com.web.brid.gy
@mariabartiromo212.bsky.social @seanhannity.bsky.social
But Hunter, Hunter, Hunter!
Rules for thee but not for me.
You shi*head hypocrites!
We see you.
Go fuk yourselves.
#ExpectUs
Love,
AntiFa
(aka Anti Fascists you obtuse fuktards.)
@mariabartiromo212.bsky.social @seanhannity.bsky.social
But Hunter, Hunter, Hunter!
Rules for thee but not for me.
You shi*head hypocrites!
We see you.
Go fuk yourselves.
#ExpectUs
Love,
AntiFa
(aka Anti Fascists you obtuse fuktards.)
Trump Org’s income in the first half of 2024 was $51 million.
In the first half of 2025 it rose to $864 million.
A massive percentage came from foreigners.
It should be the biggest scandal in the history of American politics.
But few even care. www.reuters.com/investigatio...
In the first half of 2025 it rose to $864 million.
A massive percentage came from foreigners.
It should be the biggest scandal in the history of American politics.
But few even care. www.reuters.com/investigatio...
Inside the Trump family’s global crypto cash machine
The U.S. president’s family raked in more than $800 million from sales of crypto assets in the first half of 2025 alone, a Reuters examination found, on top of potentially billions more in unrealized “on paper” gains. Much of that cash came from foreign sources as Donald Trump's sons touted their business on an international investor roadshow.
www.reuters.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
@foxnews.com.web.brid.gy
@mariabartiromo212.bsky.social @seanhannity.bsky.social
But Hunter, Hunter, Hunter!
Rules for thee but not for me.
You shi*head hypocrites!
We see you.
Go fuk yourselves.
#ExpectUs
Love,
AntiFa
(aka Anti Fascists you obtuse fuktards.)
@mariabartiromo212.bsky.social @seanhannity.bsky.social
But Hunter, Hunter, Hunter!
Rules for thee but not for me.
You shi*head hypocrites!
We see you.
Go fuk yourselves.
#ExpectUs
Love,
AntiFa
(aka Anti Fascists you obtuse fuktards.)
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
So WHEN you win, would you PLEASE appoint me as an "official" #TownCrier so I can bust Trump & #MAGA balls all day every day?
Combat fake news right in front of Fox, OANN, NewsMax etc
The law may still be on the books, it protects me against retaliation.
#CantTouchThis
So WHEN you win, would you PLEASE appoint me as an "official" #TownCrier so I can bust Trump & #MAGA balls all day every day?
Combat fake news right in front of Fox, OANN, NewsMax etc
The law may still be on the books, it protects me against retaliation.
#CantTouchThis
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
So WHEN you win, would you PLEASE appoint me as an "official" #TownCrier so I can bust Trump & #MAGA balls all day every day?
Combat fake news right in front of Fox, OANN, NewsMax etc
The law may still be on the books, it protects me against retaliation.
#CantTouchThis
So WHEN you win, would you PLEASE appoint me as an "official" #TownCrier so I can bust Trump & #MAGA balls all day every day?
Combat fake news right in front of Fox, OANN, NewsMax etc
The law may still be on the books, it protects me against retaliation.
#CantTouchThis
This is the energy you need to bring ICE and all fascists, this is what everyone should be doing. In a world full of compliers be the polka dot lady. #3E
October 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
@hakeemjeffriesdny.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
How about a group email, fellas?
#Nutpunch them #AllDayEveryDay.
🃏
How about a group email, fellas?
#Nutpunch them #AllDayEveryDay.
🃏
“The president demolished the White House.”
“The president politicized the FBI and DOJ to go after his opponents.”
“The president is why life is more expensive today.”
“The president was besties with Epstein.”
Messaging isn’t hard and makes you wonder why Dems aren’t saying this every day.
“The president politicized the FBI and DOJ to go after his opponents.”
“The president is why life is more expensive today.”
“The president was besties with Epstein.”
Messaging isn’t hard and makes you wonder why Dems aren’t saying this every day.
October 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
@hakeemjeffriesdny.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
How about a group email, fellas?
#Nutpunch them #AllDayEveryDay.
🃏
How about a group email, fellas?
#Nutpunch them #AllDayEveryDay.
🃏
@officialcrissangel.bsky.social
Oh goodness. The world will mourn a legend. 😢
Rest in power.
Rest in peace.
Rock on forever,
like Mozart did.🎶🎵
Oh goodness. The world will mourn a legend. 😢
Rest in power.
Rest in peace.
Rock on forever,
like Mozart did.🎶🎵
Ace Frehley, the wild Spaceman of Kiss who played guitar in the band throughout their Seventies heyday and again during the reunion period in the Nineties and inspired an entire generation of musicians, has died at age 74.
More on his life and legacy:
rollingstone.com/music/music-...
More on his life and legacy:
rollingstone.com/music/music-...
October 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
@officialcrissangel.bsky.social
Oh goodness. The world will mourn a legend. 😢
Rest in power.
Rest in peace.
Rock on forever,
like Mozart did.🎶🎵
Oh goodness. The world will mourn a legend. 😢
Rest in power.
Rest in peace.
Rock on forever,
like Mozart did.🎶🎵
@officialcrissangel.bsky.social
Nuuuh uhh!
You made it over here?
Bravo, Cuteman 😘!
Nice to see you..🙃
Welcome to the sanity.
Oh wait, it's you .. 🤔
are you SURE it's not too tame for you, Wildman 👹?
Nuuuh uhh!
You made it over here?
Bravo, Cuteman 😘!
Nice to see you..🙃
Welcome to the sanity.
Oh wait, it's you .. 🤔
are you SURE it's not too tame for you, Wildman 👹?
October 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
@officialcrissangel.bsky.social
Nuuuh uhh!
You made it over here?
Bravo, Cuteman 😘!
Nice to see you..🙃
Welcome to the sanity.
Oh wait, it's you .. 🤔
are you SURE it's not too tame for you, Wildman 👹?
Nuuuh uhh!
You made it over here?
Bravo, Cuteman 😘!
Nice to see you..🙃
Welcome to the sanity.
Oh wait, it's you .. 🤔
are you SURE it's not too tame for you, Wildman 👹?
October 17, 2025 at 9:52 AM
@msnbc @chrislhayes.bsky.social @jenpsaki.msnbc.com @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com
Oh the propaganda!
#NoKings
Oh the propaganda!
#NoKings
October 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
@msnbc @chrislhayes.bsky.social @jenpsaki.msnbc.com @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com
Oh the propaganda!
#NoKings
Oh the propaganda!
#NoKings
@foxnewspolitics.bsky.social
Nice try.
It's called #NOKINGS
10 MIL are participating.
2X the last one.
We're gathering peacefully.
Try getting the fukin' point.
#AmericaRISES
YOU KICKED THE DRAGON.
#BEAntiFascist
#AntiFa
it stands for
#AntiFascist.🖕
There, now you can stop acting stupid.
Nice try.
It's called #NOKINGS
10 MIL are participating.
2X the last one.
We're gathering peacefully.
Try getting the fukin' point.
#AmericaRISES
YOU KICKED THE DRAGON.
#BEAntiFascist
#AntiFa
it stands for
#AntiFascist.🖕
There, now you can stop acting stupid.
On Saturday, the American people will rise up again for a truly historic day of defiance. Make your plan to be part of the biggest day of peaceful protest in modern US history: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i... #NoKings
October 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
@foxnewspolitics.bsky.social
Nice try.
It's called #NOKINGS
10 MIL are participating.
2X the last one.
We're gathering peacefully.
Try getting the fukin' point.
#AmericaRISES
YOU KICKED THE DRAGON.
#BEAntiFascist
#AntiFa
it stands for
#AntiFascist.🖕
There, now you can stop acting stupid.
Nice try.
It's called #NOKINGS
10 MIL are participating.
2X the last one.
We're gathering peacefully.
Try getting the fukin' point.
#AmericaRISES
YOU KICKED THE DRAGON.
#BEAntiFascist
#AntiFa
it stands for
#AntiFascist.🖕
There, now you can stop acting stupid.
@msnbc.com @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social mock them into fury w/😂!
🃏
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @senatedemocrats.bsky.social @housedemocrats.bsky.social
Dems:
🔥🔥🔥🚨🚨"THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!!"
The ENTIRE GOP:
"WE DON'T WANT NO WATER!"
LET THE MUTHERFUKER BURN!
🃏
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @senatedemocrats.bsky.social @housedemocrats.bsky.social
Dems:
🔥🔥🔥🚨🚨"THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!!"
The ENTIRE GOP:
"WE DON'T WANT NO WATER!"
LET THE MUTHERFUKER BURN!
October 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
@msnbc.com @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social mock them into fury w/😂!
🃏
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @senatedemocrats.bsky.social @housedemocrats.bsky.social
Dems:
🔥🔥🔥🚨🚨"THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!!"
The ENTIRE GOP:
"WE DON'T WANT NO WATER!"
LET THE MUTHERFUKER BURN!
🃏
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @senatedemocrats.bsky.social @housedemocrats.bsky.social
Dems:
🔥🔥🔥🚨🚨"THE ROOF! THE ROOF! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!!"
The ENTIRE GOP:
"WE DON'T WANT NO WATER!"
LET THE MUTHERFUKER BURN!
@govpritzker.illinois.gov
SO! 🍊🤡 #Fukwit just called for your jailing.
Time to start calling for HIS #ARTICLE25
#IMPEACHMENT AND
REMOVAL
It's #ALLtheWayOn.
SO! 🍊🤡 #Fukwit just called for your jailing.
Time to start calling for HIS #ARTICLE25
#IMPEACHMENT AND
REMOVAL
It's #ALLtheWayOn.
October 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov
SO! 🍊🤡 #Fukwit just called for your jailing.
Time to start calling for HIS #ARTICLE25
#IMPEACHMENT AND
REMOVAL
It's #ALLtheWayOn.
SO! 🍊🤡 #Fukwit just called for your jailing.
Time to start calling for HIS #ARTICLE25
#IMPEACHMENT AND
REMOVAL
It's #ALLtheWayOn.
@govpritzker.illinois.gov YAY Gov! Well done! Today's nut punch?
Start trolling the ENTIRE GOP about HOW full of SHIT they are!
THEY don't #BackTheBlue!
They're sending in soldiers to do their job at the taxpayers expense! Maybe you should consider reducing their salaries cause.. #BrownShirts?
Start trolling the ENTIRE GOP about HOW full of SHIT they are!
THEY don't #BackTheBlue!
They're sending in soldiers to do their job at the taxpayers expense! Maybe you should consider reducing their salaries cause.. #BrownShirts?
October 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov YAY Gov! Well done! Today's nut punch?
Start trolling the ENTIRE GOP about HOW full of SHIT they are!
THEY don't #BackTheBlue!
They're sending in soldiers to do their job at the taxpayers expense! Maybe you should consider reducing their salaries cause.. #BrownShirts?
Start trolling the ENTIRE GOP about HOW full of SHIT they are!
THEY don't #BackTheBlue!
They're sending in soldiers to do their job at the taxpayers expense! Maybe you should consider reducing their salaries cause.. #BrownShirts?
HEY! @MSNBC @maddow @Lawrence can you tell @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy & #MAGA #FakeChristians!
THE POPE had to call your #NastyAsses out!
THE. POPE.
So THAT means the 1.4 BILLION Catholics on EARTH, now view U as the Antichrist assholes you are!
WELL DONE!
ESPECIALLY YOU!
#NASTY Press Secretary!
THE POPE had to call your #NastyAsses out!
THE. POPE.
So THAT means the 1.4 BILLION Catholics on EARTH, now view U as the Antichrist assholes you are!
WELL DONE!
ESPECIALLY YOU!
#NASTY Press Secretary!
POPE LEO: “Someone who says I’m against abortion but is in favor of the death penalty is not really pro-life.
Someone who says I’m against abortion but I’m in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants in the United States, I don’t know if that’s pro-life.”
Someone who says I’m against abortion but I’m in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants in the United States, I don’t know if that’s pro-life.”
October 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
HEY! @MSNBC @maddow @Lawrence can you tell @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy & #MAGA #FakeChristians!
THE POPE had to call your #NastyAsses out!
THE. POPE.
So THAT means the 1.4 BILLION Catholics on EARTH, now view U as the Antichrist assholes you are!
WELL DONE!
ESPECIALLY YOU!
#NASTY Press Secretary!
THE POPE had to call your #NastyAsses out!
THE. POPE.
So THAT means the 1.4 BILLION Catholics on EARTH, now view U as the Antichrist assholes you are!
WELL DONE!
ESPECIALLY YOU!
#NASTY Press Secretary!
@govpritzker.illinois.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @kathyhochul.bsky.social
Let's start here.
FIND A MIC.
TELL the orange clown that since the Fed budget is slashed, they won't be needing Dem tax dollars now, will they?
Rescind the tax payments.
HE doesn't get to steal our money.
Say it.
Fuk'em
Let's start here.
FIND A MIC.
TELL the orange clown that since the Fed budget is slashed, they won't be needing Dem tax dollars now, will they?
Rescind the tax payments.
HE doesn't get to steal our money.
Say it.
Fuk'em
October 2, 2025 at 10:33 AM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @kathyhochul.bsky.social
Let's start here.
FIND A MIC.
TELL the orange clown that since the Fed budget is slashed, they won't be needing Dem tax dollars now, will they?
Rescind the tax payments.
HE doesn't get to steal our money.
Say it.
Fuk'em
Let's start here.
FIND A MIC.
TELL the orange clown that since the Fed budget is slashed, they won't be needing Dem tax dollars now, will they?
Rescind the tax payments.
HE doesn't get to steal our money.
Say it.
Fuk'em
Israeli military personnel intercepted an international flotilla trying to deliver medicine and food to Gaza and boarded its boats as it approached the war-ravaged enclave, the mission's organizers said.
October 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Despite a government shutdown, Republicans will make sure Argentina gets their $20 billion.
October 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
so I guess Qatar bought or more like rented a nato membership
Trump has signed an “Article-5-like” security guarantee following an Israeli strike in Doha, Axios reports.
“The United States shall regard any armed attack on the territory, sovereignty, or critical infrastructure of the State of Qatar as a threat to the peace and security of the United States.”
“The United States shall regard any armed attack on the territory, sovereignty, or critical infrastructure of the State of Qatar as a threat to the peace and security of the United States.”
October 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
@msnbc.com @mika-brzezinski.bsky.social @chrislhayes.bsky.social
@arimelber.bsky.social @velshi.com
In other fuktard news....
@arimelber.bsky.social @velshi.com
In other fuktard news....
@publiccitizen.bsky.social just proved our Governor is bought and paid for. Find more (including a potential candidate for Texas Governor 👀) everywhere you stream Progress Texas Podcasts.
October 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
@msnbc.com @mika-brzezinski.bsky.social @chrislhayes.bsky.social
@arimelber.bsky.social @velshi.com
In other fuktard news....
@arimelber.bsky.social @velshi.com
In other fuktard news....