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Any time I feel like I can’t do anything right, I look at YTD performance for TGT stock, and I feel a little better. One can pinpoint to the day that they screwed the pooch.
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Any time I feel like I can’t do anything right, I look at YTD performance for TGT stock, and I feel a little better. One can pinpoint to the day that they screwed the pooch.
Thank you to whomever I stole this from, but does anyone else have a tune on repeat in their head today?
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Thank you to whomever I stole this from, but does anyone else have a tune on repeat in their head today?
It’s the time of year where us Arizonans have to remember that one of our onions equal four medium onions.
October 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It’s the time of year where us Arizonans have to remember that one of our onions equal four medium onions.
BOOM. New Friday best!
I solved the Friday 10/17/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 4:38! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...
I solved the Friday 10/17/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 4:38! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...
October 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
BOOM. New Friday best!
I solved the Friday 10/17/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 4:38! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...
I solved the Friday 10/17/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 4:38! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...
But apparently neglecting them until they’re rags is fine and dandy with most of his fanatical followers.
October 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
But apparently neglecting them until they’re rags is fine and dandy with most of his fanatical followers.
Got myself back on Weight Watchers. Breakfast this morning is oatmeal inspired by Korean army stew. 9 points of my daily 37. Would have been five but there’s cheese hiding in there.
October 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Got myself back on Weight Watchers. Breakfast this morning is oatmeal inspired by Korean army stew. 9 points of my daily 37. Would have been five but there’s cheese hiding in there.
So far with kaiser rolls recipes, Martha Stewart’s is my favorite. I figured out the surprisingly tricky basics of the old-school folding technique that nobody does anymore. Now to learn how to do it better.
September 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
So far with kaiser rolls recipes, Martha Stewart’s is my favorite. I figured out the surprisingly tricky basics of the old-school folding technique that nobody does anymore. Now to learn how to do it better.
My minor success this morning: proto-latte art. I’m at a loss for possible alt text to describe my squiggle.
September 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My minor success this morning: proto-latte art. I’m at a loss for possible alt text to describe my squiggle.
A nice looking Trump placard flanked by deeply neglected American flags is… a little too à propos for the state of things.
September 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
A nice looking Trump placard flanked by deeply neglected American flags is… a little too à propos for the state of things.
There’s something a little wrong with me when a lazy morning throw-it-together breakfast is oatmeal inspired by Korean army stew.
September 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
There’s something a little wrong with me when a lazy morning throw-it-together breakfast is oatmeal inspired by Korean army stew.
Been on a quest to make The Perfect Breakfast Sandwich. Kaiser roll recipe is coming along nicely, along with figuring out the old-school fold technique. The last fold is surprisingly counterintuitive. Le secret: Practice on flour tortillas. But even misshapen rolls taste good and look charming.
September 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Been on a quest to make The Perfect Breakfast Sandwich. Kaiser roll recipe is coming along nicely, along with figuring out the old-school fold technique. The last fold is surprisingly counterintuitive. Le secret: Practice on flour tortillas. But even misshapen rolls taste good and look charming.
The same President who goaded this on?
September 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The same President who goaded this on?
Golden Diner’s pancake recipe as seen in NYT Cooking is pretty dang amazing. The fun parts are the yeasted batter, and cooking a generous amount of batter in a small skillet. The honey-maple syrup was quite lovely too.
September 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Golden Diner’s pancake recipe as seen in NYT Cooking is pretty dang amazing. The fun parts are the yeasted batter, and cooking a generous amount of batter in a small skillet. The honey-maple syrup was quite lovely too.
As I checked the Book of Faces in the wake of today’s news… I’m impressed the ad server found a title that inappropriate before the body was room temperature.
September 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
As I checked the Book of Faces in the wake of today’s news… I’m impressed the ad server found a title that inappropriate before the body was room temperature.
Whoever is naming granola bars at Nature Valley needs to simmer down.
September 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Whoever is naming granola bars at Nature Valley needs to simmer down.
Methinks I should shake my caffè shakerato a bit less next time.
August 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Methinks I should shake my caffè shakerato a bit less next time.
I gotta get more friends into crosswords so people can understand what I’m bragging about.
July 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I gotta get more friends into crosswords so people can understand what I’m bragging about.
NYT Cooking, I love you so.
July 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
NYT Cooking, I love you so.
Well that’s rather depressing to see the owners of the local chain Angie’s think a Cybertruck is a worthwhile investment.
July 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Well that’s rather depressing to see the owners of the local chain Angie’s think a Cybertruck is a worthwhile investment.
I found for the game Ca$h ‘n Guns a more efficient way to send wound markers across the table. Turns out you can fit eight Nerf mini blasters into the box.
July 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I found for the game Ca$h ‘n Guns a more efficient way to send wound markers across the table. Turns out you can fit eight Nerf mini blasters into the box.
Dammit IKEA, it’s still JUNE.
July 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Dammit IKEA, it’s still JUNE.
I feel like the photo thumbnail could have been selected a little better.
June 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I feel like the photo thumbnail could have been selected a little better.
Dear folks at the next table wondering if the restaurant has chips and salsa: It’s an Italian restaurant.
May 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Dear folks at the next table wondering if the restaurant has chips and salsa: It’s an Italian restaurant.
I tried something different in my coffee routine and used the grinder catch beaker to weigh out the beans. It went about as well as one would expect.
May 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I tried something different in my coffee routine and used the grinder catch beaker to weigh out the beans. It went about as well as one would expect.
Of course the folks at Supernatural celebrate May the Fourth.
April 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Of course the folks at Supernatural celebrate May the Fourth.