i’ve solved my crying-at-the-movie problem by adding ice cream! I can’t sob uncontrollably if i’m eating ice cream!
October 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i’ve solved my crying-at-the-movie problem by adding ice cream! I can’t sob uncontrollably if i’m eating ice cream!
i can’t explain this but february always feels like the distant past.
january of 2024? that was like, last year it’s practically yesterday. if it happened in february of 2024 it’s like, hazy images of pàpà’s orchard in the gentle, distant part
january of 2024? that was like, last year it’s practically yesterday. if it happened in february of 2024 it’s like, hazy images of pàpà’s orchard in the gentle, distant part
September 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
i can’t explain this but february always feels like the distant past.
january of 2024? that was like, last year it’s practically yesterday. if it happened in february of 2024 it’s like, hazy images of pàpà’s orchard in the gentle, distant part
january of 2024? that was like, last year it’s practically yesterday. if it happened in february of 2024 it’s like, hazy images of pàpà’s orchard in the gentle, distant part
my reasons for destroying and betraying myself are actually pretty good
August 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
my reasons for destroying and betraying myself are actually pretty good
when making Scandal, Shonda Rimes asked the bold question: “what if a mean gay was the white house chief of staff?”
July 15, 2025 at 8:12 AM
when making Scandal, Shonda Rimes asked the bold question: “what if a mean gay was the white house chief of staff?”
the man… date? 😳😍🫣
….of HEAVEN????
sign me up‼️
….of HEAVEN????
sign me up‼️
July 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
the man… date? 😳😍🫣
….of HEAVEN????
sign me up‼️
….of HEAVEN????
sign me up‼️
5000ft elevation got me out of breath tryna take a shit
June 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
5000ft elevation got me out of breath tryna take a shit
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No Other Land just won an Oscar without US distribution. Absolutely legendary for them, this film and its message. The most important award of this year, hands down.
March 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
No Other Land just won an Oscar without US distribution. Absolutely legendary for them, this film and its message. The most important award of this year, hands down.
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The little cat from Flow having a little Oscar..... 😭😭😭😭
March 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The little cat from Flow having a little Oscar..... 😭😭😭😭
my life is such that if i see a cat i really fw on my instagram explore and go to follow them, nine times out of ten i already do
February 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
my life is such that if i see a cat i really fw on my instagram explore and go to follow them, nine times out of ten i already do
Pros of doing my brows while the edible hits: LOCKED in
Cons: bad :(
Cons: bad :(
January 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Pros of doing my brows while the edible hits: LOCKED in
Cons: bad :(
Cons: bad :(
Now I’m gonna see it through because I’ve already given up on sleep but WHY did no one tell me braveheart is almost 3 hours long
December 27, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Now I’m gonna see it through because I’ve already given up on sleep but WHY did no one tell me braveheart is almost 3 hours long
Now THIS is the life
December 1, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Now THIS is the life
My mom and my uncle are having a heated debate about human nature and newton’s laws of motion
November 29, 2024 at 1:20 AM
My mom and my uncle are having a heated debate about human nature and newton’s laws of motion
Saw a kid I haven’t seen in forever and hit her with the “is that you?? You’ve grown so much” Followed almost immediately with “god, you look exactly like your dad”, just a couple of classics, really got this “adult” stuff down
November 28, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Saw a kid I haven’t seen in forever and hit her with the “is that you?? You’ve grown so much” Followed almost immediately with “god, you look exactly like your dad”, just a couple of classics, really got this “adult” stuff down
It’s me n her against the world
November 22, 2024 at 8:43 AM
It’s me n her against the world
I watch Transformers (2007) for her
November 21, 2024 at 7:26 AM
I watch Transformers (2007) for her
they invented a new, deeper circle of hell where you have to listen to English people talk forever
November 20, 2024 at 9:45 PM
they invented a new, deeper circle of hell where you have to listen to English people talk forever
if the humble shrike has a million fans I am one of them. If it has one fan, I am it. If it has zero fans, I was probably impaled by a shrike
November 20, 2024 at 9:02 PM
if the humble shrike has a million fans I am one of them. If it has one fan, I am it. If it has zero fans, I was probably impaled by a shrike
This time next week I’ll be on my way to the airport to get on a plane and then when the plane lands it’s an hour drive and then I get to see my dog
November 20, 2024 at 3:49 PM
This time next week I’ll be on my way to the airport to get on a plane and then when the plane lands it’s an hour drive and then I get to see my dog
literature prof asked for genres (improvcore) and someone said “horror” but the prof heard “porn” and was like “porn, yes!” super enthusiastically and when everyone laughed she was like “I have a colleague who teaches a class on porn, don’t discount it” what a diva
November 18, 2024 at 9:36 PM
literature prof asked for genres (improvcore) and someone said “horror” but the prof heard “porn” and was like “porn, yes!” super enthusiastically and when everyone laughed she was like “I have a colleague who teaches a class on porn, don’t discount it” what a diva
Had a nightmare that my sister’s last player got 40 points in fantasy and I lost our matchup. Real chilling stuff
November 18, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Had a nightmare that my sister’s last player got 40 points in fantasy and I lost our matchup. Real chilling stuff
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she blue on my sky till I delete my X
November 16, 2024 at 9:18 PM
she blue on my sky till I delete my X