Jesster
@jesster.bsky.social
He/Him. Have been described as annoying
Wikipedia remains unbeaten for unintentionally hilarious titles
October 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Wikipedia remains unbeaten for unintentionally hilarious titles
Still think about this regularly
September 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Still think about this regularly
Advanced mode. Not for the weak of will and those who Must Post, and be warned! The Discourse SHALL find you, even in the safety of The Offline
August 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Advanced mode. Not for the weak of will and those who Must Post, and be warned! The Discourse SHALL find you, even in the safety of The Offline
Ahhh blissful if momentary respite from the Discourse
August 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Ahhh blissful if momentary respite from the Discourse
Did anyone do this yet
December 24, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Did anyone do this yet
Holy shit that article just keeps getting worse. Counselors probably have to tap a thin blue line cross poster on their way in to work every day
September 2, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Holy shit that article just keeps getting worse. Counselors probably have to tap a thin blue line cross poster on their way in to work every day
His head looks uncomfortable like something inside is trying to escape its boney constraints, I get some Krang imagery there
August 27, 2024 at 3:08 PM
His head looks uncomfortable like something inside is trying to escape its boney constraints, I get some Krang imagery there
I will be addressing the nation tonight
August 21, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I will be addressing the nation tonight
"How are you holding up today?"
August 8, 2024 at 4:43 PM
"How are you holding up today?"
I'd do each buttcheek like a medieval monk
August 1, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I'd do each buttcheek like a medieval monk
Nah thanks, I'm good, turns out it's much better this way actually
July 24, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Nah thanks, I'm good, turns out it's much better this way actually
You start to realize how pervasive hostile architecture is when you're in a remote location and still find benches designed like this. I think it's just becoming the default for any public spaces?
June 7, 2024 at 8:25 PM
You start to realize how pervasive hostile architecture is when you're in a remote location and still find benches designed like this. I think it's just becoming the default for any public spaces?
If you see this, post a vampire
May 24, 2024 at 9:24 PM
If you see this, post a vampire
Finally got around to Creep, the 2004 one from Christopher Smith. Didn't realize until I looked it up that it was the same director as Triangle, Severance, and Black Death. This one was a disappointing miss, outside of a couple interesting ideas that aren't fully explored.
May 22, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Finally got around to Creep, the 2004 one from Christopher Smith. Didn't realize until I looked it up that it was the same director as Triangle, Severance, and Black Death. This one was a disappointing miss, outside of a couple interesting ideas that aren't fully explored.
Post a perfect 90s album that isn't Nirvana etc
May 22, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Post a perfect 90s album that isn't Nirvana etc
Top 25 horror films
Not really any particular order although the ones at the top are the ones that came to mind first. Will also change as I think of more I forgot.
Not really any particular order although the ones at the top are the ones that came to mind first. Will also change as I think of more I forgot.
May 11, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Top 25 horror films
Not really any particular order although the ones at the top are the ones that came to mind first. Will also change as I think of more I forgot.
Not really any particular order although the ones at the top are the ones that came to mind first. Will also change as I think of more I forgot.
Greatest phone call scene
"I'm talking to an empty telephone, because there is a dead man at the other end of this fuckin line"
"I'm talking to an empty telephone, because there is a dead man at the other end of this fuckin line"
May 7, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Greatest phone call scene
"I'm talking to an empty telephone, because there is a dead man at the other end of this fuckin line"
"I'm talking to an empty telephone, because there is a dead man at the other end of this fuckin line"
Imagine being a president less compassionate about mass murder than fucking Reagan lol
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May 1, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Imagine being a president less compassionate about mass murder than fucking Reagan lol
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Saw one of these "I'm probably not driving" stickers on a Telsa the other day. Is this supposed to be funny, or serious, or just another way for Tesla owners to slob on musks knob? Either way I stayed far the hell away especially being on a motorcycle
April 22, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Saw one of these "I'm probably not driving" stickers on a Telsa the other day. Is this supposed to be funny, or serious, or just another way for Tesla owners to slob on musks knob? Either way I stayed far the hell away especially being on a motorcycle