Jesster
@jesster.bsky.social
He/Him. Have been described as annoying
Is important to note that if he catches his opponent though he'll just immediately bite their head off like the de Goya painting of Saturn devouring his son
Fetterman has like 300 hp and high armor class but a challenger stacking agility and dexterity should be able to easily dodge all his attacks
“Senator Fetterman has sold us out, and that’s why the Pennsylvania Working Families Party is committed to recruiting and supporting a primary challenge to him in 2028.” — Shoshanna Israel, Mid-Atlantic political director for the Working Families Party
🔗 www.inquirer.com/politics/wor...
🔗 www.inquirer.com/politics/wor...
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Is important to note that if he catches his opponent though he'll just immediately bite their head off like the de Goya painting of Saturn devouring his son
Fetterman has like 300 hp and high armor class but a challenger stacking agility and dexterity should be able to easily dodge all his attacks
“Senator Fetterman has sold us out, and that’s why the Pennsylvania Working Families Party is committed to recruiting and supporting a primary challenge to him in 2028.” — Shoshanna Israel, Mid-Atlantic political director for the Working Families Party
🔗 www.inquirer.com/politics/wor...
🔗 www.inquirer.com/politics/wor...
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Fetterman has like 300 hp and high armor class but a challenger stacking agility and dexterity should be able to easily dodge all his attacks
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Stopping at people that broke down on the side of the highway to tell them I don’t know anything about cars and I can’t help
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Stopping at people that broke down on the side of the highway to tell them I don’t know anything about cars and I can’t help
OK we need to stop letting billionaire nerds say and do things
Bill Gates softens 'Climate Disaster' approach, says too many resources are going to fight the problem
Bill Gates softens 'Climate Disaster' approach, says too many resources are going to fight the problem
Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates says countries and leaders need to shift their approach to climate change and focus on 'improving lives'
cnb.cx
October 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
OK we need to stop letting billionaire nerds say and do things
Wikipedia remains unbeaten for unintentionally hilarious titles
October 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Wikipedia remains unbeaten for unintentionally hilarious titles
The incremental centrism dial slowly and inexorably clicks over another tick
apnews.com/article/mamd...
apnews.com/article/mamd...
Mamdani uses Fox interview to apologize to NYPD, send direct message to Trump
New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani has publicly apologized for language he has used in the past to criticize New York Police Department.
apnews.com
October 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The incremental centrism dial slowly and inexorably clicks over another tick
apnews.com/article/mamd...
apnews.com/article/mamd...
Flickering in and out of camera on the zoom meeting like a glitching video game boss. I am untouchable. No I won't circle back to this action item, I just clipped through the desk and now none of your strongest attacks can touch me
October 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Flickering in and out of camera on the zoom meeting like a glitching video game boss. I am untouchable. No I won't circle back to this action item, I just clipped through the desk and now none of your strongest attacks can touch me
Should be unsurprising by now how online spaces always end up having the same problems. Countless starry eyed optimistic computer dweebs come up with grand tech solutions of decentralized, automated spaces with hands-off community self moderation.
October 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Should be unsurprising by now how online spaces always end up having the same problems. Countless starry eyed optimistic computer dweebs come up with grand tech solutions of decentralized, automated spaces with hands-off community self moderation.
This guy absolutely takes up the squat rack to do curls
Hard to pinpoint the single most embarrassing thing about this exchange
September 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This guy absolutely takes up the squat rack to do curls
Many examples of this lately
most journalists are not themselves They Are Stenographers For Power
September 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Many examples of this lately
Ahhh blissful if momentary respite from the Discourse
August 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Ahhh blissful if momentary respite from the Discourse
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most journalists are not themselves They Are Stenographers For Power
February 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
most journalists are not themselves They Are Stenographers For Power
*on the stand in court* "Your honor, let me state for the record that my hair was NOT everywhere, it was NOT taking its wear, and it was most certainly NOT 'screaming infidelities', as the prosecution has so absurdly claimed"
February 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
*on the stand in court* "Your honor, let me state for the record that my hair was NOT everywhere, it was NOT taking its wear, and it was most certainly NOT 'screaming infidelities', as the prosecution has so absurdly claimed"
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February 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Collecting all the dryer lint into a big ball then eating it like cotton candy
January 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Collecting all the dryer lint into a big ball then eating it like cotton candy
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I don’t wanna eat a kind bar I wanna eat a mean bar
January 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I don’t wanna eat a kind bar I wanna eat a mean bar
Never ceases being funny to me that crypto bros who love mocking people for not being "smart enough to understand crypto" routinely and in large numbers fall for the most basic, low effort scams www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...
Cryptocurrency wallet drainers stole $494 million in 2024
Scammers stole $494 million worth of cryptocurrency in wallet drainer attacks last year that targeted more than 300,000 wallet addresses.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
January 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Never ceases being funny to me that crypto bros who love mocking people for not being "smart enough to understand crypto" routinely and in large numbers fall for the most basic, low effort scams www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...
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A wish from me to you.
December 31, 2024 at 7:56 PM
A wish from me to you.
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Want to quit X in 2025? Here's how to do it the right way with Cyd cyd.social/want-to-quit...
Want to quit X in 2025? Here's how to do it the right way with Cyd
Here are simple step-by-step instructions on using Cyd to close down your X account while keeping your username and telling your followers where they can find you.
cyd.social
January 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Want to quit X in 2025? Here's how to do it the right way with Cyd cyd.social/want-to-quit...
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i hate it when people try to tell me shit
January 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
i hate it when people try to tell me shit
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Causing a scene at the Old Navy because they don’t make this in my size
January 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Causing a scene at the Old Navy because they don’t make this in my size
You call it snacking I call it microdosing food. We are not the same
January 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You call it snacking I call it microdosing food. We are not the same
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Hey fwiw when you use phrases to describe a population that has a 4x higher suicide rate, & then use those same phrases to describe your pets, it DOES NOT give the impression that you care about your pets.
You are using abuser language to maintain a saviour complex.
You're lying to yourself.
You are using abuser language to maintain a saviour complex.
You're lying to yourself.
Ah, that's right. Y'all don't give a shit.
The increased use of this marketing language will lead to an increase in adoptee overdoses/suicides, as children who grow up immersed in it will struggle with increased othering, and you should be interested in preventing that.
Why aren't you?
Why aren't you?
August 23, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Hey fwiw when you use phrases to describe a population that has a 4x higher suicide rate, & then use those same phrases to describe your pets, it DOES NOT give the impression that you care about your pets.
You are using abuser language to maintain a saviour complex.
You're lying to yourself.
You are using abuser language to maintain a saviour complex.
You're lying to yourself.