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Jess-occult Stephens
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I am a professional motivational speaker for dogs. She/her/hers
Here's grandma and grandpa falling in love: www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9AG...
Mud and Matilda | Smashing Saxons | Horrible Histories
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November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Sounds like the universe wanted this for you.
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Just tell everyone it's called "i didn’t do a good job sealing my crusts so the pie leaked everywhere oh no" pie.
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I don't think things are going to get better before they get worse. But whatever the future brings, I think we all can agree
August 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Stevie Martin plays a dad who sees Tr*mp and yells, "Oh, my god, it's a pehhhhrveht!"
August 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This is all I'm saying you guys. He 100% would nail the role on merit, but also
August 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Plus, this was one dynasty after the Tudors. In a win for feminism, Charles I was the one to be beheaded. Honestly, ally.
July 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My home state of Maryland is named after Henrietta Maria, whose husband, Charles I, passive aggressively declared to be Queen Mary despite her being all, "Non! Je m'appelle Henrietta!" (She was French.) But they had a pretty supportive relationship as royal couples go.
July 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
And some of our towns and cities? Kalamazoo? Walla Walla, Washington? We have some bangers, no question.
July 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Exactly! I love how evolution works!
June 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM